-Call Hinata blind
*Prepared to be punched
--Say she looks possesed
*Ok I didn't make this up! My friend did! And if you want to get back at her....I will tell you she is a Sasuke fan
---Mention about her being a perv
*Why else would she have crushed on Naruto instead of Sasuke...?
----Dub her a pretty ballerina
*Meh...if it's a guy your talking to you may have just enough time to run before they wake up from blood loss
-----Ponder if she ever gets amnesia
*She falls ALL the time! You gotta wonder about this...
-----Show them a NejiHina fic...or doujin
*Depends on the person but pray to god that everyone will beat the shit out of you for lack of morals..
----Call her slow
**growls* Even I will beat you for this one, no one should agree with temes like Hiashi!
---Poke fun at the Main House
*Get it? Poke! Hehe, well if they are also Neji fans you shall survive, if not..Nice knowing you
--Stab a fox
*First off, PETA wiil get you in prison for that..second the fan will stab you while in prison (which may suck if you're a Neji fan and the whole beating a caged bird thing...)
-Push them in front of their crush and either...(a) Call them Hinata when the stutter and blush (b) If nothing happens scream 'WTF?! I thought you wanted to be like Hinata! Faint god damn it! Faint!'
*Dude you and I may find this hilarious, but they won't. So...should I be on look out for the ambulence or the coroners?
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