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What Not To Say In Front Of A Narutard by Oni_Chan

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Chapter notes: This is for my friend Master_Jeriah_slayer
Ok here's Kyu's ^_^ Now I'm speaking my mind and as payment *picks up Gaara* Mine
-Say Shukaku is best
**stands up and proud* It's a fact you will all have to live with

--Threaten to send Kyu to the zoo
*Come on, you know you wanna put him in a zoo and watch the people scream in pain and....I'm sorry lil off topic hehe...fans will be angry *nervous giggle*

---Call Kyu an escaped Vulpix
*Even I'll get twitchy people! He has NINE tails Vulpix has SIX if you wanna make him a Pokemon dont you thing NINETAILS would be better?

----Go on about how Kyuubi should have been taken rather than Shukaku
*It's the truth god damn it! I liked Shukaku! But meh fans will go 'Oh no you didn't' and try to stab you

-----Mention how he is just a big rabid dog
*Prepare to be run over...more than once

-----Say raccoons pwn foxes any day
*Once again it's true! Them and pandas pwn foxes though fans will hiss and spit and go all rabbies on you

----Call him weak for being sealed within Naruto
*You will be hit with a book and then go deaf listening to why Naruto is an awsome jinchuriki

---Call him a pitiful excuse for being the great Nine Tailed Demon
*Well he was sealed away into a baby, how hard is it to take over a baby, seal or no seal? Shukaku...now he was able to get control...*huggles Gaara and hides*

--Tell them to go to the zoo to go 'rescue' him 'cause Naruto wanted him gone
*Doesn't that sound like a fun day trip? And on the way they will be sure to push you out of the speeding car

-Say that Sesshomaru makes a better demon hound even with only three legs, he's not sealed in a blonde idiot after all
*Once again it's true! Sesshy kicks ass and forever will..Except Inu's hehe....But Kyu fans...will beat you with a stick
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