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What Not To Say In Front Of A Narutard by Oni_Chan

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Chapter notes: This is for you Jess!
Haha Don't kill me
-Use his terms and call him sexy
*Hehehe run buddy run for your life

--Now call them sexy
*Just...just don't stop running

---Say his art his lifeless
*You will be dodging wrenches

----Call him a Sasuke wanna be
*Hmm should we start the count down to your death now or give you a three second head start?

-----Call him a second rate artisit
*You're pushing you luck child...run for it

-----Draw an animal on a peice of paper, throw it at them and then say "Sai ain't got them skills"
*Now your death certificate...what parchment would you like?

----Tell them Sai was taken to the zoo
**giggles* Cause of all his animals hehe *looks at people* ahem I mean they will bite you

---Say Deidara's birds pwn his
*Time for a good old fashion b*tch slapping

--Call him a flat out emotionless teme
*Though it is true they will beat you with stuff

-Mention how Sai was taken away to the crazy house because he wanted to draw up more friends to eat people
*I have to clap myself on the back for this one 'cause it made my day BUT fans will not agree and will come after you wielding torches, pitchforks and angry mobs
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