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What Not To Say In Front Of A Narutard by Oni_Chan

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Seriosuly....you people need to heed my advice...not go out and do them! *looks at angry comments*
-Call him 'mut' 'dog breath' etc etc
*Prepare to defend your fandom for attacks will come

--Point out Kiba's favorite hydrent on a casual walk
**giggles* -ahem- You will get kicked and possibly pushed into said hydrent

---The red triangles...ask if he's attempting to be emo with the makeup
**looks up from book* I see you want a room in the I.C.U

----Call him a cheap imitation of InuYasha and Sesshomaru
*Its true! His name and the fact he can go all *gir* and turn into a big white wolf! But ya will get hit unless they are a fan of Sesshy and Inu more

-----Question the parka...Bad hair day?
*Dude you will get smacked and then have a pic of him minus the parka hood shoved in your face

-----Ask if Kiba does EVERYTHING like a dog
*First see if they are smarter then Kiba, if yes dodge the chair

----Call Kiba anything from 'baka' to 'dobe'
*You have to admit the kid is a bit slow, seriosuly he hangs out with Naruto..what do you expect a Shika?

---Go on about he couldn't beat the Sakon-Ukon bother..thing
*Seriously who loses to pretty boys? Don't even mention his defeat by Naruto...hahahah just just run. There will be no hope

--Ponder the eternal question, does he get fleas?
*If he were to piss of Shino major possibilities but none the less you should avoid a fist

-Ask if he has a thing for animals
*NOT THAT WAY *hides* I mean all his friends are named after animals of some sort or control them/possesed by them, but a fan will not think that hard and will hit you...with their car
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