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What Not To Say In Front Of A Narutard by Oni_Chan

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Chapter notes: xD Like one of those fandoms exist xD
This is for my loyal reviewer and friend A Vampires Butterfly
Hehehe I don't think there will be consequences for this one xD
-Just say 'Billboard Brow'
*Hehehehe good ol' Ino

--Say her and Ino are 'friends with benifits'
*Ewwwww ewwww ewwww someone burn the mental image! Yeah some may like it but then again...eyes may bleed...

---Say Sakura is a worse ninja than....a ninja
*Seriosuly...anyone can beat this chick

----Mention something about a sex change
*On the subject of her being a chick...are we intirely sure about that?

-----Aim the words 'fat' 'hag' etc etc at her
*It's the truth and I don't mean Sai's version!

-----Tell them her one and only love is Lee for Sasuke is a teme
*Hehe getting two pitiful fandoms in one insult

----Name her the 'Pink B*tch Wonder'
*Haha a personal favorite of mine. Had to censor it though *snaps fingers*

---Say that Haku is cuter
*Hahaha ok look at this reasoning people! Sakura=girl Haku=boy YET if you put them in a dress....Haku wins

--Spill some pink paint and go "Omg! Sakura's bleeding! We have to hel- wait..who cares?"
*Heheheheh If I ever meet a Sakura fan (they are an endangered species) I will have to do that and record the results

-Point at a picture of it (yes Sakura is an it) and go "Good God! It's a mutant cherry blossom!"
*I have nooo idea where that came from but just imagine the responces...
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