-Tell them he is a Pokemon
*You had to have seen that one coming, but those saying this may want to buy some earplugs
--Say he is a Yu-Gi-Oh master
*I'm sorry but the guy has his own deck of cards to carry around. Keep those earplugs and maybe duck once or twice
---Just call him a traitor
*It may be true but fans will kick and scream and procede to tell you why Sound is better than Leaf
----Say that Kabuto is stupid
*He didn't fail seven times 'cause he was an idoit ok? He was just evil and fans will make sure you know this
-----Mention how he plays doctor with Orochimaru
*You will get maimed depending on whether or not you speak to a yaoi fan
-----Call Kabuto an old man
*Just cause he's got silver hair, glasses, and slightly deaf doesn't mean he's an old man. Fans will procede on beating you to a bulb after telling you this
----Call him a pedophile in training
*Works under Orochimaru, what else do you expect? Also expect to be hit hard and fast
---Tell them of his newest jutsu 'Suck Up no Jutsu'
*I mean really! This kid just knows how to suck up and play Mr Goody Two Shoes to everyone!
--Mention how he is another one of Orochimaru's boy toys
*They will get pissed, no one wants their idol to be considered a boy toy. Duck the chairs 'cause they will be thrown
-Say something about how he is a male nurse
*I said something similiar to a friend who likes Kabuto and she freakin hit me with a text book...one of those huge ones that have pages in the thousands
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Chapter notes: Ok this is for Akira and I have to say Kabuto was challenging
Hopefully some of you are learning something...