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Avenging Christmas by AllieChan

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Chapter notes: By the way I am not on crack!
for the next seven days till christmas I will be doing this fic, its strange...yes.
But if you have ever seen The Nightmare before Christmas, you should like it.
In this chapter, i just have the song that Jack sang, but I changed it around so that it's a version that Sasuke would sing, oh and there's a picture I drew of a warped Sasuke aswell....
COMMENT!
DISCLAIMER
I did come up with the warped idea of this story but I dont own Naruto or The Nightmare before Christmas.

Avenging Christmas

There are few who deny, that at a ninja I am the best
For my talents are renowned far and wide (dn dn)
When it comes to surprising a far off nin
I excel without ever even trying(dn dn)

With the slightest little effort of my emolike charms
I have see grown women give out a groan (dn dn)
With a wave of my hand and a well-placed shuriken
I have cut the very bravest off their feet (dn dn)

Yet year after year, it's the same killing regime
And I grow so weary of the sound of women screams
And I, SASUKE, the kunai King
Have grown so tired of av-en-ging

Oh, somewhere deep inside of these eyes
An urging pull began to grow
There's a Naruto out there, not far from my home
A longing that I've never known…..(gay longing)

I'm a master of fire and a demon of ladies
And I'll scare them right out of your hands (dn dn)
To the men in Konoha, I'm Mister Popular
And I'm known throughout Suna and someplace (dn dn)

And since I am hot, I can take off my top
an show you my many emo cuts (dn dn)
No animal nor man can moan like I can
With the fury of my ever growing cock.(dn dn)

But who here would ever understand
That the Shuriken King with the flawless grin
Would tire of his knife, if they only understood
He'd give it all up if he got his love. (Naruto)
Oh, there's an empty place in my pants
That calls out for Naruto’s warmth
The fans and threats come year after year
Does nothing for these emo tears



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