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Online No Jutsu! by Oni_Chan

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Chapter notes: Disclaimer- I do not own Naruto or the internet
If owned Naruto there would be characters that belong in asylums due to pure insanity ^_^
And if I owned the internet and/or any online chat program I would find a way to make a *Stab* button to get rid of all those pesky online peoples ^_^

Me- Ok I'd like to say, This time my muse has not died or attempted to throw herself off a cliff! My muse is fine! She is just on a coffee break and boredom pushed me to writing ThIs! ^_^ Enjoy!

Muse- I'm I'm here here annd I I got Coooofffeee! *spins*

Me- See...this is why I was forced to write this -_-

Muse- *looks at people* Heeeeey! Y-you try dealing with with her!
610nd3Kit5un3 - Has Logged In
Death2Fangurls - Has Logged In
Sasukes_Gurl - Has Logged In


610nde3Kit5un3 - Hey guys!

Sasukes_Gurl - Omg! Sasuke! Hi Sasuke!

Death2Fangurls - ...

610nde3Kit5un3 - Sakura what about me?

Sasukes_Gurl - Ugh what about you?

610nde3Kit5un3 - -_- Sasuke this...Sasuke that -_- what about me?! Im an awsome ninja too!

Death2Fangurls - Tch dobe

610nde3Kit5un3 - TEME!

Death2Fangurls - *death glare*


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610nde3Kit5un3 - Hey! Shika! Kiba! Chouji!

Tr0u61350m3 - Hi

Tri641H0und - Wats up?

ChipD35tr0y3r - Hey

Death2Fangurls - Whats with the dumb names you four?

Sasukes_Gurl - Yeah! What are they supposed to say?

610nde3Kit5un3 - BlondeKitsune

Tr0u61350m3 - Troublesome

Death2Fangurls - Now was that your name or are you just trying to be annoying online as well? *Smirks*

Tr0u61350m3 - *Ignores*

ChipD35tr0y3r - Anyways mine is ChipDestroyer

Tri641H0und - TribalHound

Sasukes_Gurl - oO ok weird

Death2Fangurls - Are you all in some kind of gang of losers trying to make us sane go blind?

610nde3Kit5un3 - Well I guess you have nothing to worry bout then, ne teme? =^_^=

Tri641H0und - Haha good one Naruto xD But Naruto's right you can be an ass

610nde3Kit5un3 - Thank you! Some one agrees! =^_^=

Death2Fangurls - Naruto do you have a death wish?

610nde3Kit5un3 - Try it teme!

ChipD35tr0y3r - This is gettin violent...and I need more chips....later


ChipD33tr0y3r - Has Logged Off


Sasukes_Gurl - Kick his ass Sasuke!

Tri641H0und - Naruto wanna team up on pretty boy?

610nde3Kit5un3 - Haha Yeah!

Death2Fangurls - Dream on losers


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610nde3Kit5un3 - Damn you Sasuke-teme!

Tri641H0und - If we tag team you cant take us!

777mysteryMASK - ...Did I miss something boys?

Sasukes_Gurl - Yeah sensei, Naruto and Kiba challenged Sasuke

777mysteryMASK - I see...

Death2Fangurls - THAT IS IT! Naruto and Kiba I will kill you!


Death2Fangurls - Has Logged Off


Sasukes_Gurl - Naruto! Dx You made Sasuke leave!

610nde3Kit5un3 - Hell yeah! We did it Kiba!

Tri641H0und - Hell yeah! He knew he'd lose to us, the coward ^_^

Sasukes_Gurl - Kiba that is so mean! I hope you die!

Tri641H0und - OMG! ITS SAS-------kfd iuhgdshgddkfj


Tri641H0und - Has Been Disconnected


610nde3Kit5un3 - OMG! He killed Kiba! That Teme!

777mysteryMASK - Oi Naruto, maybe you should run....ne?

Sasukes_Gurl - Yey Sasuke is destroying all the crazies of Konoha!

610nde3Kit5un3 - Then he should be after you soon =-_-= And Im not going anywhere! I'll avenge Kiba!

777mysteryMASK - Really think you should leave Naruto, besides we don't need anymore avengers in this village -.

610nde3Kit5un3 - NO! .....Hey where's Shikamaru? You'd think lazy ass would at least notice when a friend is like dead!


Tr0u61350m3 - Has Fallen Asleep


Sasukes_Gurl - Wow...thats some idle message...it must be like really smart

610nde3Kit5un3 - Or maybe its programmed to say everything Shika does =-_-=


SakeDenfender - Has Logged In


Sasukes_Gurl - Oh! Tsunade-sama! Wow, youre here too?

777mysteryMASK - Hello Godaime. What brings you here?

SakeDenfender - Oh uh...I was looking for Sasuke

610nde3Kit5un3 - Why do you want teme Baa-chan?

SakeDenfender - Well you see I.....he forgot his meds today and is prone to violent and lethal out bursts ^//^

777mysteryMASK - Naruto you should really run now...

610nde3Kit5un3 - =O.O= Damn I see a very angry Uchiha walking down the street

SakeDenfender - ....Should I fear the brats life?

Sasukes_Gurl - He and Kiba pissed off Sasuke and Kiba was disconnected after a creepy post

SakeDenfender - o.O Shit kid get out of there!

610nde3Kit5un3 - OMG HES HERE WITH WEAPONRY AND FIRE! BEFORE I DIE I LOVE YOU SAKURA!

Sasukes_Gurl - EWWW! Sasuke kill him!

610nde3Kit5un3 - AHH---------kjagdkjgadhkjhkd oifdj kdfj


610nde3Kit5un3 - Has Been Disconnected


SakeDenfender - ...

777mysteryMASK - ...

Sasukes_Gurl - ...

SakeDenfender - Brat! Noo!


SakeDenfender - Has Logged Off


777mysteryMASK - Well.... I should go give Sasuke his meds


777mysteryMASK - Has Logged Off


Sasukes_Gurl - ^_^ Yey Narutos gone and Sasukes gonna get his meds soon! ....wonder where I put mine.....


Tr0u61350m3 - Has Woken Up


Tr0u61350m3 - Troublesome what the hell happened?

Sasukes_Gurl - Sasuke killed Naruto and Kiba ^_^

Tr0u61350m3 - ~_~ Im leaving


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Sasukes_Gurl - aww Im alone.... Maybe I should go find my meds.....


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ChipD35tr0y3r - Anyone know why a bloody Sasuke is running from da Hokage? and why Kakashi is running with a pointy needle thing after the lil emo too? Hello..... Damn it


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