Jiriyah Awoke in a hotel room, after having returned to Konoha with Naruto. He immediately went to the bathroom, and then made his way outside after showering and such. He was relatively bored, which was quickly erased when he saw a very well endowed women walking down the street, which he immediately began to follow.
"Excuse me ma'am, may I help..." He began, then recognized the woman, as she shoved her fist into his face, sending him flying into the wall. Tsunade removed her hood, and stared blankly at the perverted hermit. His nose was bleeding and not because of the impact, but due to the fact he had landed inside Sakura's bathroom, and his head was right next to her crotch, naked, and Sakura slammed her fist into his head, sending him out of her shower, and he ended up landing directly on Tsunade's chest.
"Tsunade I..." He started, as she kicked him into the air, which he began to bleed as he saw her cooch.
"JIRIYAH YOU PERVERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" could be heard as it echoed through Konoha. To this sound, Naruto awoke, and realized Jiriyah had returned. He began to jump out of bed, but Hinata grabbed his arm, and pulled back his naked body into the bed. He didn't resist, for he had seen some cleavage, and what was poking the sheets wasn't his normal morning glory. Hinata pulled Naruto into a passionate kiss, tongue beginning to slide down his throat. He moved his hands down to her large breasts and began to caress them with his hand. Seconds later, they were interrupted as white hair and a bleeding head slammed through Naruto's roof. Jiraiyah finally was aware of his surroundings and realized he was in Naruto's bedroom. He looked around and saw Naruto, but before saying hi, realized he was with a woman.
"Naruto... how'd you?" He said staring at the Hyuuga heiress as she covered herself under the sheets. Naruto looked at him without any pupils, and then noticed Jiriyah staring at his lover.
"YOU PERVERTED HERMIT!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP STARING AT HINATA, YOUR SCARRING HER!!!!!" He yelled, covering up his erection.
"How'd you loose your virginity.... before me...?" He said, not trying to, not even noticing it. Naruto stopped dead cold....
Ero sennin's a......virgin!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!? no, freaking, way.....
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Chapter notes: This Is made as a response to the Jiriyah is a virgin!?!?!?! challenge.