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Naruto: The Chatroom Chronicles by creepygothbunny

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RamenDude has logged in
ANBU13 has logged in
Fate has logged in
1227Hyuuga has logged in

RamenDude
: Hey, who's ANBU13?

Fate: Beats me.

ANBU13: Uzamaki Naruto, we meet again.

Fate: ........ I swear to god, everyone single fucking person knows Naruto!

RamenDude: Who are you?

ANBU13: Are you really that dense?

Fate: I think that it's better not to answer that question.

1227Hyuuga: Neji, quit being so mean to Naruto!

RamenDude: Just answer the god damn question.

ANBU13: I am...... Uchiha Itachi.

Fate: Itachi!? WTF!?

RamenDude: How the hell did you get on here?

ANBU13: What, you think that just because Akatsuki is full of S-rank criminals we can't get a computer?

RamenDude: Yes.

ANBU13: Whatever. I will capture you here and now. MANGEKYOU SHARINGAN!

RamenDude: .......................................

ANBU13: Ha! You are now completely helpless!

RamenDude: Um, yeah, I don't think that'll work over the computer.

ANBU13: I don't understand! My Mangekyou Sharingan has never failed before!

1227Hyuuga: Well it just did. Now leave Naruto alone!

ANBU13: NO! I CANNOT BE DEFEATED!!!!

ANBU13 has logged out

Fate
: Dude, that guy seriously has some issues.

RamenDude: Don't all of the enemy ninja younger than twenty?

1227Hyuuga: What do you mean by that, Naruto?

RamenDude: Take Haku. He follows Zabuza blindly even though he's a heartless bastard.

Fate: True.

RamenDude: Itachi murdered his clan. Kimimaru watched his clan get killed. And Gaara was treated like trash because he is the Shukaku container. Just like me.

Fate: Naruto, if Gaara is the current Shukaku container, then how can you be the Shukaku container?

RamenDude: That's not what I meant!

Fate: Well then what the fuck are you talking about?

Ten minutes later

1227Hyuuga: Naruto? Are you still there? You haven't said anything for a while now.....

RamenDude has changed his username to Fox9

Fox9
: I'm sorry, but the whelp isn't here right now. Would you like me to leave a message?

Fate: Oh god, this isn't another Akatsuki member, is it?

Fox9: Do not compare me, the great Kyuubi no Yoko, with that trash!

Fate: Kyuubi!? You're supposed to be dead!

Fox9: Funny story, that..... oh, hold on a sec.

Fate: I think Naruto's gone mental, Hinata.

1227Hyuuga: I must admit that this isn't that good of a joke....

Fox9 has changed his username to RamenDude

RamenDude
: Sorry about that.

RamenDude has changed his username to Fox9

Fox9
: No he isn't!

Fox9 has changed his username to RamenDude

RamenDude
: Yes I am!

RamenDude has changed his username to Fox9

Fox9
: Shut up, whelp.

Fate: Are you as confused about this as I am?

1227Hyuuga: Oh yeah.

RamenDude: Fuck you stupid fox!

RamenDude has changed his username to Fox9

Fox9
: Sorry, but you don't get that pleasure.

Fate: I swear, if someone doesn't tell me what the fuck is going on, I'm going to break some necks!

Fox9 has changed his username to RamenDude

RamenDude
: Sorry about that. Had a little trouble with my "roommate".

Fate: Can I ask you something Naruto?

RamenDude: What?

Fate: Did you escape from the asylum or something!?

RamenDude: Fuck you Neji.

RamenDude has logged out

Fate
: God, he's annoying.

IchaIchaFan has logged in

IchaIchaFan
: Yo.

1227Hyuuga: Hello, Kakashi-sensei.

Fate: Kakashi, I think your student needs to be commited to an asylum.

IchaIchaFan: What makes you say that?

Fate: He kept changing his username between Fox9 and RamenDude. And he acted like it was two different people speaking.

IchaIchaFan: Oh, shit. The seal must be failing. I better go strengthen it.

IchaIchaFan has logged off

1227Hyuuga
: Seal? What does that mean?

Fate: I'm not quite sure. Hold on, I'll go check in the library.

Fate has logged out

1227Hyuuga
: And now I'm alone..... HEy, I haven't fainted yet!

RamenDude has logged in

RamenDude
: Hey, Hinata, you want to meet me at Ichiraku's?

1227Hyuuga: uy7jhnmuy7njhbmnuyjhbm

RamenDude: Crap, I better call Neji.

RamenDude has logged out

1227Hyuuga
: Damn it Naruto, why do you have to keep making Hianta faint!?

1227Hyuuga has logged out
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