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Naruto: The Chatroom Chronicles by creepygothbunny

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Fate has logged in
Avenger has logged in

Fate
: Hello?

Avenger: Who the fuck are you? You're not Kimimaru!

Fate: I'm Hyuuga Neji..... wait a minute, you're Sasuke, aren't you?

Avenger: Oh, shit.

Avenger has logged out
Marrow has logged in

Marrow
: Hey Sasuke, I didn't know you changed your username!

Fate: I didn't. This is Hyuuga Neji.

Marrow: ......Oh.

Fate: Sasuke was here earlier, though. He logged out as soon as I realized it was him, however.

Marrow: Why?

Fate: Oh, he's paranoid like that. I'm from Konoha, like he used to be, but I was one of the people who tried to drag him back here.

Marrow: Ah, now I know who you are. You're that kid who beat Kidoumaru.

Fate: Give me a description. I've beaten so many people it isn't funny.

Marrow: Four arms, spiky hair, had a habit of spitting spider webs out of his mouth.....

Fate: Oh, him. I'm still angry at that fucker for trying to kill me, you know.

Marrow: Meh, whatever. He was just doing his job..... badly, I might add.

1227Hyuuga has logged in
Youth has logged in

Youth
: Greetings, Neji!

Fate: Oh, hell. Hinata, I thought you promised not to tell Lee about chatrooms?

1227Hyuuga: I'm sorry, Neji. But he asked rather nicely, and I didn't want to upset him.

Marrow: Hold on, Lee? As in Rock Lee!?

Youth: Yes, it is I! I am the noble green beast of Konoha! Have we met before?

Marrow: Yeah, you and your friend the sand man beat my ass!

Youth: Did we? Well then It surely must have been a youthful event!

Marrow: God! Your still as annoying as ever!

Youth: You mean I haven't gotten even more annoying? Then I shall run one thousand laps around Fire Country!

Youth has logged out

Marrow
: What the fuck!? That's thousands of miles! What kind of idiot would do something like that!?

Fate: Lee.

1227Hyuuga: That isn't very nice, Neji. If I remember, you did something like that once too.

RamenDude has logged in

RamenDude
: Do tell.

Fate: .......... Okay, is anyone else as creeped out by this as I am!?

Marrow: Shut up, the girl's trying to tell us the story.

1227Hyuuga: How did you know I'm a girl?

RamenDude: Oh my god, Hinata! You're a girl!?

1227Hyuuga has logged out

Fate
: I think you hurt her feelings, bastard.

RamenDude: But I really didn't know! I mean, she never really did anything to show that she was a girl.

Marrow: Hold on, you're that dumbass whose ass I kicked, aren't you?

Fate: Oh my god, Naruto, why does everyone know you?

RamenDude: Hold on, I'm getting off for a bit. I have to go apologize to Hinata.

RamenDude has logged out

Marrow
: Not very bright, is he?

Fate: At least his heart's in the right place.

Marrow: Doesn't stop him from being a dumbass.

Fate: True.

Marrow: Hey, waht was Hinata talking about anyway?

Fate: It isn't anything important.

Marrow: Come on, tell me!

Fate: No.

Marrow: Come on!

Fate: NO.

Marrow: Please?

Fate: FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME, NO!

WpnsMstr has logged in

WpnsMstr
: Hi Neji ^_^

Fate: ......... Hi Tenten........

WpnsMstr: Who ya talking to?

Marrow: I am Kaguya Kimimaru, last of the Kaguya clan.

WpnsMstr: Damn, a lot of clans are dying out nowadays, aren't they?

RamenDude has logged in
1227Hyuuga has logged in

RamenDude
: Hi guys ^_^

1227Hyuuga: Hello ^_^

Fate: So, you two made up?

RamenDude: Yeah, we reached an agreement. All I have to do now is wear a kimono for a month.

Fate: Hinata, why......?

1227Hyuuga: Well, I figured if he thought I was a boy, we would see how he would feel about people calling him a girl.

Marrow: Can you send me pictures?

1227Hyuuga: I'm not that mean.

RamenDude: What are you talking about, Hinata? Your not mean at all. In fact, you're pretty cool because of it!

1227Hyuuga: mjnminm jub

Marrow: ???

Fate: Oh god damn it, not again!

Fate has logged out

WpnsMstr
: Wah, neji isn't here any more!

WpnsMstr has logged out

1227Hyuuga
: Sorry about that. I'm logging Hinata out now. I'm getting off, too. I'm playing this new game Hiashi gave me. For some odd reason, my character keeps going into epileptic shock.

RamenDude: Um, Neji, what is the name of that game?

1227Hyuuga: Powerful Genin of Tomorrow. Why?

RamenDude: You are aware that Hiashi is the one who created that game, right?

1227Hyuuga: Excuse me while I go kill that mother fucker.

1227Hyuuga has logged out

RamenDude
: I better get going too. See ya!

RamenDude has logged out

Marrow
: Oh, sure! Leave me here all alone! It's not like I have any feelings!

Marrow has logged out
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