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Naruto messenger by broken0dream

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Chat session: Team Seven


Rokudaime: hey Sakura-chan?

Fist of seven: nani?

Rokudaime: how come Sasuke has internet from sound?

Fist of seven: WTF?

Rokudaime: here see!


Sharingan of the snake has been added to the conversation


Sharingan of the snake: whats up dobe?

Fist of seven: WTF!? SASUKE-SAN!!!


Fist of seven has sent Sharingan of the snake a virtual punch.


Sharingan of the snake: ouch…

Rokudaime: see Sakura-chan told you!

Fist of seven: Naruto? Can I virtually beat him up?

Rokudaime: ok!  be sure to virtually break his balls.


Sharingan of the snake has virtually run for his life.


Rokudaime: awwww! I wanted to beat him up!

Fist of Seven: me too… so hows Jariya?

Rokudaime: (sigh) well ero-senin only lets me online when he’s sleeping and I bearly get any internet from here… so how’s baa-chan?

Fist of seven: good if you don’t count the large stash of sake I found yesterday.

Rokudaime: wait a second I have to go to the pine.


Rokudaime may not replay because his/her status was set to busy.


Seven minutes later


Rokudaime: im back!

Fist of seven: finaly… so when are you coming back?

Rokudaime: When im 15 (sigh)

Fist of seven: want to have virtual smek?

Rokudaime: O///O ok…


Rokudaime and Fist of seven are having virtual sex.


Two hours later


Rokudaime: That was the best virtual sex I’ve ever had since Sasuke raped me! Oopps…

Fist of seven: WATH!!!!


Fist of seven is virtually beating the living shit out of Rokudaime.


Fist of seven: hmp!


Fist of seven is offline


Rokudaime: X.x

Sharingan of the snake: is she gone?


Rokudaime may not replay cause his/her status is set to dead.



TBC more Messenger crazyness coming soon!
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