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X-mas Songs, Naruto-style! by ladygizarme

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Chapter notes: Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or the songs I'm parodying (as if you didn't already know)
A/N: So some of you may remember this from last summer, when it was just this first song. Due to “popular demand”, this will now be a series of Christmas song parodies of sorts.
X-mas Songs, Naruto-style!

By:
ladygizarme

Bed the Boys
[To the tune of “Deck the Halls”]

Read “Naruto’s” yaoi pairings
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Sasuke isn’t known for sharing
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Keeps Naruto tied to his bed
Fa la la, la la la, la la la
What a hassle, clothes must be shed!
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Kakashi corrupts Iruka
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Jiraiya peeps to write yaoi books, Ah!
Fa la la la la, la la la la

ShinoKiba; ShikaChouji
Fa la la, la la la, la la la
GaaraNaru; NejiLee
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Orochimaru and Kabuto
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Both are after Sasuke’s asshole
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Uchihacest: it is the best
Fa la la, la la la, la la la
But let’s not forget the Sandcest
Fa la la la la, la la la la

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A/N 2: So that’s it. I had lots more pairings I could’ve used, but I wanted to stick to the same number of verses as the original. Comments are welcome. Flame if you wish; it’ll give me a laugh. *smile*
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