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At the Moon and Other Poems by shadesmaclean

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Chapter notes: Agnostic Front parody
From the classroom to the bathroom
Gotta, gotta, gotta go
I can't hold it any longer
Gotta, gotta, gotta go
In the pot or in my shorts
Gotta, gotta, gotta go
If I don't go soon, I will explode
Gotta, gotta, gotta go


Held it thru World History
GOTTA-GOTTA-GOTTA GO!
But this lecture is boring me
GOTTA-GOTTA-GOTTA GO!
Wanna sprint out frantically
GOTTA-GOTTA-GOTTA GO!
Why won't they just let me pee?
GOTTA-GOTTA-GOTTA GO!

Must be something that I ate
They say hold it but I can't wait
I can't hold it till it's too late

I've gotta use the can
I've gotta use the can


Now I've gotta be direct
GOTTA-GOTTA-GOTTA GO!
Nature is calling me collect
GOTTA-GOTTA-GOTTA GO!
I simply can't put it on hold
GOTTA-GOTTA-GOTTA GO!
And so if I may be so bold
GOTTA-GOTTA-GOTTA GO!


Must be something that I ate
They say hold it but I can't wait
I can't hold it till it's too late

I've gotta use the can
I've gotta use the can


I've gotta, gotta go
Gotta get out of here

I've gotta, gotta go
Gotta get out of here


200 words 200 words 200 words 200 words 200 words 200 words 200 words
Chapter end notes: -circa 1999

This is one of only a couple parodies I ever finished writing, and this one taught me something important. If there's a reason most people will cock their heads at this one, as opposed to the Blink 182 spoof, it has less to do with the scatological subject matter, and likely more to do with the question of who the hell Agnostic Front are. :P I think part of the problem was that I'm just not really into most pop stuff, yet doing parodies of more obscure material just doesn't work. :( This particular piece owes its existence to two events: one, was an old friend (and aspiring bandmate from those days), rushing off to the bathroom chanting "Gotta-Gotta-Gotta Go!" and all of us having a good laugh. The other was being late for a Lit (rather than History) class, and not having time to stop at the restroom on the way. He was the kind of professor who didn't believe in bodily functions, no matter how urgent, on class time, so I found those words becoming a mantra as I tried to sit through class with my legs crossed. The rest of the words just kinda came to me over the course of one of the longest 50 minutes of my life. :D
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