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The Epic of Fauler by YOLO-UYAZ

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Chapter notes: ((Hi. My names Fauler Kreiger. And yes…my creator does understand that my name translates to “Lazy Warrior”. God I hate her so much..can you believe that the base cause for me getting that name was because it “sounds cool ^.^” …..my creator can be so intellectually void sometimes. oh and if you could give a review with your honest opinion that would be great! Any who! On with the story!!))
The Train was eerily empty. The young man in the booth gave the train car he was in a quick 360, confirming that. The sound of the wheels on the track mixing with the sound of rain pattering down on the windows, almost lulling him to sleep. Staring out the window he gave a big yawn. How long had he gone without sleep? How much longer can he go? All he knew is he wasn’t going to cave in! He was going to fight sleep! The boy stood striking a determined-hero-one-fist-in-the-air-with-one-foot-proped-on-the-adjoining-seat pose. Then…..Zzzzzzzzzzzz.

ABOUT 6 HOURS LATER

He awoke stretching out like a cat. He sat up and looked around. Grassy hills, flowers, the whole nine yards. (more like nine acres but whateva..) “Hmm….” He scratched his head yawning a little. “Wasn’t I on a train?” then it hit him, “DAMN IT ALL TO THE BLODDY BOWELLS OF THE DEEPEST PARTS OF HELL!!!” he fell asleep again. “I hate my life...” he sobbed as he picked a direction and started walking.” Why of all people was this happening to him?” he thought. He deeply sighed, looking at the horizon of leafy trees and yellow flowers. If he wasn’t so depressed he might actually sit for a while and just take in the scenery. But that wasn’t going to happen right now. He had to see if maybe, just maybe, someone in this place could lift his curse. Someone to take him down from his proverbial cross. But probably not. His luck was pretty much non-existent. Finally, he looked up and he saw his bit of salvation. There was a person just on the other side of the first layer of trees in the thick forest. He smiled. “Oh yea baby!! My luck changes today!!” But then as he got closer the person, who was seemingly watching him, they started running away. “Oh no…not this time” he said and started to run. He couldn’t tell exactly what it was but it felt like some “other” un-nameable force was pushing him forward. It was something from inside that he had never felt, and before he knew it he was already practically on top of the pig-tailed blonde running from him. She looked back at him. “Wow…” he thought, “she’s beautiful!” then he saw her complexion change, she was no longer the beautiful woman he had saw a split second ago. She looked extremely angry. As if he had just stepped on her favorite shoes or something. He watched as she turned slightly, now instead of running she was kind-of hopping away from him in long bounds. She reached behind her and, seemingly from nowhere, she revealed a gigantic hand fan. Witch she proceeded to swing at him violently. WHAM!! He was hit! The fan connected with his face making his nose break and gush with blood. He grunted falling to the ground like the rag doll she just turned him into. “Damn!” he thought, feeling blood rushing from his nose and the distinct feeling of his consciousness slowly slipping away. “Great…..here we go again.” His eyes began to close and the last thing he saw was his assailant standing over him, one hand over her mouth and looking very remorseful. Then, blackness.

SOME TIME LATER

When he woke up there was some slight pain in his face still from that run in with the pretty blonde earlier. Before opening his eyes he reached up to try to poke delicately at his, almost burning with pain, nose and his hand path was obstructed. His eyes still closed, he poked at the obstacle gently feeling it to judge what it was before he opened up his eyes. “Ehhemm” someone very close by cleared their throat. He froze in horror. The only thing he could move were his eyelids so he slowly opened them up to see a pair of some half way decent sweater puppies. His nose began bleeding again and he shot in the opposite direction of the female he had just groped. “really?” she asked “why would you jump away from me while im healing you?!” the young man sat up immediately, and scrambled back over to her, bowing his head and repeatedly stating that he was sorry. “Really!! I didn’t mean to violate your personal space!! Honest!! I was just reaching up to feel my nose!! See there was this girl out in the woods and I was chasing h-“ “im just gonna stop you right there before you make even more of an ass out of yourself.” The pink haired girl cut him off “now lift your head. Unless you want to walk around the rest of your life with a horribly disfigured nose.” he slowly lifted his head as she pressed her hands to his face. Even behind his closed eyes he could see the bright green glow of whatever she was doing. He could feel this strange warming sensation all through-out his face. “So I must have mistaken this feeling for pain a minuet ago.” he thought. She removed her hands from his face. “Okay you can open your eyes now.” She said, her tone a little less condescending. He opened his eyes and her face was so close he could feel her breathing. It made him blush a little. Her light green eyes were inspecting his face. “okay now im going to touch where it looked worse and you tell me if you still feel any pain okay?” she asked, not even really acknowledging the fact that the young man before her was slightly blushing. To which he gave a quick nod because of his loss for words. She poked around at his nose for a good five minutes, having him calculate the intensity of the pain from one to ten. He spouted off random numbers till she hit a certain spot right on the bridge if his nose to which he screamed “TWENTY!!!! THAT’S A DEFFINATE TWENTY!” she giggled at his reaction. “Okay you should be fine.” She said “just don’t chase anymore girls through the woods all right?” she added, laughing hysterically. “No no no no no! You don’t understand im not from here. I had just woken up out in a field and realized I wasn’t where I was before and I was really lost so I started walking toward some trees and I saw this blonde girl and was gonna ask her for directions but she ran so I chased her.” He explained. “Oh you mean you chased Temari through the woods? The girl who brought you here?” she asked tilting her head to the side. “I guess so. If that’s what her name is then yeah.” He replied. “Wow she brought me here to get fixed up? What a kindhearted soul.” He thought. “Hehe. Yeah. Temari must have felt bad for clobbering you so she brought you back here so I could check out your nose.” she stated, seemingly reading his mind. He kind-of shook it off and extended his hand for a hand shake. “Well thanks for fixin me up! My names Fauler by the way.” She accepted his hand shake “it’s no problem really. And my name Sakura, pleasure to meet you.” She said cheerfully. “So ummm, if you don’t mind me asking….where the hell am I right now?” he asked looking around the room. It looked like your everyday run of the mill doctor’s office. “Oh! You’re in Konohagakure, the hidden village of The Land of Fire.” She said, almost like she expected him to know where that was. “Konna-who-sy-whats-it-now?” he asked befuddled. She giggled again “Ko-no-ha-ga-ku-re.” she elaborated “you’ve never heard of it?!” she asked, astonished. “No...sorry…” he replied. “Oh its okay I didn’t mean anything by it Im just kind-of confused….where did you say you were from again?” she asked. “Well I didn’t really say, but im from a place called Massachusetts. You probably never heard of it.” He said. “No….I haven’t sorry.” She said. There was a long awkward silence for a while until finally sakura spoke. “So are you just passing through? Or did you want to apply for citizenship here?” she asked. And actually now that he thought about it...what was he going do? Further thinking brought him to the realization that he had fallen asleep and not woken up in a strange world….well…he awoke in the same world at least, weather it was strange or not he still wasn’t sure of just yet. After a while of thought running rampant through his head he finally responded. “Well I guess I could stay here...I got nowhere else to go. There is only one problem though…” “What?” she asked. “I have no money.” He said letting his head drop down to stare at the floor. Sakura giggled yet again, more extensively this time. “You’re funny Fauler. Listen how about this...I take you around town and try to find someone willing to put you up for a few nights while your paperwork goes through and you look for a job.” He looked up, his face now bright with joy. “Really?! You would do that for me?!” he asked, slightly franticly. Sakura sweat dropped “hehe...yea it’s no problem.” She said waving a hand at him.
Chapter end notes: I plan on updating every week so come back then and look for the next chapter k! Oh and please dont forget to leave your review!!!! I wanna know what you think of it in all honesty!
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