Tsunade walks into the auditorium and announces the first Kohona pop show." First up are Kakashi, Iruka and Naruto singing Hakuna Matata"
*flashback*
“Sensei what are we going to do for the show? Ba-Chan wants us to open it with Iruka ”said Naruto. “Mah send a clone to get Iruka I have an idea” “poof” “Alright tell Iruka to meet us at Ichiraku in ten minutes” “got it boss”
*Ten minutes later*
“So what do the two of you want?” questions Iruka.
“Well as you know Tsunade-sama wishes for us to open the show tonight and I had an idea. I was watching this movie last night about a lion whose father is killed by his uncle and then he’s raised by a meerkat and a warthog and thought the song would fit us” explained Kakashi”
“Ok I know the movie and I think your right that song will work. Come on lets go to my place to practice”
*end flashback*
[Kakashi]
Hakuna Matata!
What a wonderful phrase
[Iruka]
Hakuna Matata!
Ain't no passing craze
[Kakashi]
It means no worries
For the rest of your days
[both]
It's our problem-free philosophy
Hakuna Matata!
[Iruka]
Hakuna Matata!
[Naruto]
[Spoken] Hakuna Matata?
[Iruka]
[Spoken] Yeah. It's our motto!
[Naruto]
[Spoken] What's a motto?
[Kakashi]
[spoken] Nothin'! What's-a-motto with you?!
[Iruka]
[spoken] Those two words will solve all your problems.
[Kakashi]
[Spoken] That's right. Take Pumbaa here
[sung] Why...when he was a young warthog
[Iruka]
When I was a young warthog
[Kakashi][spoken] Very nice
[Iruka]
[spoken] Thanks.
[Kakashi]
He found his aroma lacked a certain appeal
He could clear the savannah after ev'ry meal
[Iruka]
I'm a sensitive soul though I seem thick-skinned
And it hurt that my friends never stood downwind
[Iruka]
And, oh, the shame
[Kakashi]
Oh, the shame!
[Iruka}
Thought of changin' my name
[Kakashi}
What's in a name?
[Iruka]
And I got downhearted
[kakashi]
How did ya feel?
[Iruka]
Ev'rytime that I...
[Kakashi]
[Spoken] Hey, Pumbaa! Not in front of the kids!
[Iruka][Spoken] Oh, sorry.
[both]
Hakuna Matata!
What a wonderful phrase
Hakuna Matata!
Ain't no passing craze
[Naruto]
It means no worries for the rest of your days
[ALL]
It's our problem-free philosophy
Hakuna Matata!
Hakuna Matata! Hakuna Matata!
Hakuna Matata! Hakuna Matata!
Hakuna Matata! Hakuna Matata!
Hakuna Matata! Hakuna --
[Naruto]
It means no worries for the rest of your days
[ALL]
It's our problem-free philosophy
Hakuna Matata! [repeat]
[Iruka]
I say "Hakuna"
[kakashi]
I say "Matata"
Tsunade "Nnexxxt Uuupppp is Sakura singing So What”
.
*flashback*
Inner Sakura “hmmm what song am I doing next week for the show shishou put me up second on opening night” Suddenly her boyfriend comes in and starts yelling “Sakura, its over I’m leaving!.” As he walked out the door the radio started to play “I guess I just lost my boyfriend
I don't know where he went, So I'm gonna spend my money, I'm not gonna pay his rent
I got a brand new attitude, And I'm gonna wear it tonight, I'm gonna get in trouble,
I wanna start a fight” “Well I know what song I’m doing now ” she spoke to know one in particular.
*end flashback*
Sakura:
"Na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na
I guess I just lost my boyfriend
I don't know where he went
So I'm gonna spend my money
I'm not gonna pay his rent
I got a brand new attitude
And I'm gonna wear it tonight
I'm gonna get in trouble
I wanna start a fight
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na
I wanna start a fight
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na
I wanna start a fight
So, so what, I'm still a rock star
I got my rock moves and I don't need you
And guess what, I'm havin' more fun
And now that we're done I'm gonna show you tonight
I'm alright, I'm just fine and you're a fool
So, so what, I am a rock star
I got my rock moves and I don't want you tonight
The waiter just took my table
And gave it to Jessica Simps
I guess I'll go sit with drum boy
At least he'll knows how to sing
What if this song's on the radio?
Somebody's gonna die
I'm gonna get in trouble
My ex will start a fight
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na
He's gonna start a fight
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Yeah, he's gonna get in a fight
So, so what, I'm still a rock star
I got my rock moves and I don't need you
And guess what, I'm havin' more fun
And now that we're done I'm gonna show you tonight
I'm alright, I'm just fine and you're a fool
So, so what, I am a rock star
I got my rock moves and I don't want you tonight
You weren't there, you never were
You want it all but that's not fair
I gave your life, I gave my all
You we're there, you let me fall
So, so what, I'm still a rock star
I got my rock moves and I don't need you
And guess what, I'm havin' more fun
And now that we're done I'm gonna show you tonight
I'm alright, I'm just fine and you're a fool
So, so what, I am a rock star
I got my rock moves and I don't want you tonight
I'm alright, I'm just fine and you're a fool
So, so what, I am a rock star
I got my rock moves and I don't want you tonight"
Tsunade "now a truly horrible event Jariya singing Too Sexy
*Tsunade’s flashback*
“Naruto know I want you to send Jiraiya a letter about the show coming up I want him to end the first night” “Ok ba-chan”
*End Tsunade’s flashback*
*flashback *
“Yo pervy-sage message from home” “ok kichi have a treat bye”
To my pervy teammate,
As a fundraiser I have decides to hold a week long seris of pop shows for the village and hereby order you to close opening night.
Senji Tsunade godaime hokage
“Ooohhh I know just the song to perform too time to get home”
*end flashback*
Jariya: “Don’t hate me because I'm beautiful
Fame, fame, I love my calvins
Oh
I'm too sexy for my shirt
Too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan
Milan, New York, and Japan
I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing
I'm a model
Ya know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk
On the catwalk yeah I do my little turn on the catwalk
Don't hate me
I'm just like you but better looking
Don't hate me, please
I'm too sexy for my bike
Too sexy for my bike
Too sexy to hike
I can hike
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat
Whatcha think about that?
I'm a model
You know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the Catwalk
On the catwalk yeah
I shake my little toosh on the catwalk
Too sexy for my
Too sexy for my
Too sexy for my
'Cause I'm a model ya know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk
I shake my little toosh on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my dog
Too sexy for my dog
Poor bow-wow-wog
(dog barks twice)
I'm too sexy for my "A"
Too sexy for my "A"
Dave's going to leave me!
And I'm too sexy for this song!"
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