Sasuke: “Sakura, will you help me restore my clan?”
Sakura: “Ew, no way! Orochimaru took what I wanted, your virginity!”
Sasuke: “Damn it! That’s what Ino said!” TT_TT

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Sai: *looking at Shikamaru* “Well, well! Someone here DOESN’T lack penis!” ^_~
Shikamaru: O__O; “Tamari!!”
Tamari: “You lookin’ at my man, hoe?”
Sai: O__O; “N-no.”
Shikamaru: ^__^ “Marry me, Tamari?”

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Naruto: “Ramen sucks.”
Iruka: !O.O!

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Choji: “Hi, Shino.”
Shino: *hearts for eyes* “H-hi, Choji.”
Choji: -_-’ “Dude, how many times do I need to tell you?! I’m NOT a butterfly!”
Shino: TT_TT

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*Sasuke & Itachi sing together*
“We are family~!” ^o^

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*All Akatsuki members sing*
“Racing all round all the seven seas
Chasing all the girls and making robberies
Causing panic everywhere they go
Party-hardy on titanic~”
**continues to sing ‘The Sailor Song’**

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Deidara: *sighs* Tobi be a good boy and eat your vegetables, un.
Tobi: !0.0! *runs out of room*
Deidara: -_-*
5 minutes later
Zetsu: *runs by* “AHHHHH!! HE’S TRYING TO EAT US!!
Tobi: *running after Zetsu* “Zetsu-san stop! Deidara-san told me to eat all of my vegetables!
Deidara: O.O’

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Ino: “He’s mine, forehead!”
Sakura: “Back off Ino-pig! He’s mine!”
Sasuke: -_-*
Choji: “Ladies, ladies! There’s no need to fight! There’s enough of me to go around!” ^_~
Ino & Sakura: *blushes with hearts in eyes* “Ok, Choji-kun!”
Sasuke: O.o “OMG! WTF!” watches them leave with Choji having his arms around both girls

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End first installment! Hope you all like! Sorry it’s kind of short! I’ll write more if you tell me you like it!

*How Yami Bakura took over the world*
Y. Bakura: **Pole dancing to the song ‘Too Sexy’** “Steal pharaoh’s god cards!”
Fan Girls: **drools** “Anything for master…”

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Joey: “What’s the slope of y = 3x - 7, Kaiba?”
Kaiba: “uhhhh…monkey?”
Joey: *hits Kaiba with math book* No you dolt! It’s 3!

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*Duke & Tristan fighting over Serenity*
Serenity: “Don’t you two get the point! I don’t like either of you! Now move on with your life! *Stomps away*
Duke & Tristan: “…damn”

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Tea: “Yami”
Yami: “Yes, Tea?”
Tea: “I’m…pregnant”
Yami: “That’s great!”
Tea: “and it’s Marik’s”
Yami: *faints*

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*Yugi and Co. watching Naruto*
Yugi: “Damn, our show sucks!”

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Ryou: **reading Icha Icha Paradise** “What a great book!” ^_^
Y. Bakura: “…you perv.”

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Yugi: “99 bottles of…uh…something on the wall~!”
Ryou: “99 bottles of that *hick* something~!”
Together: “Take one down, pass it around, 98 bottles--*passes out*

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Y. Bakura: “You! Pharaoh!”
Atem: “What do you want thief?”
Y. Bakura: *sniffles* “I’M SORRY!” TT_TT
Atem: O.O “Oh. My. God cards!”

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Joey: *Turns to fan girl authoresses* “Write a lemon with me and Mai!” ^_^
Mai: “Yes, please do!” ^_^
Kaiba: “No! Me first with Serenity” ^_~
Serenity: “Face it big brother, Kaiba and me are cuter!” ^_^
Joey & Mai: “…damn”

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Rex: “Hey! Guess what!”
Weevil: “What?”
Rex: “I’m not wearing any underwear today!”
Weevil: O_o

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Ryou: “Shut the *#&% up, you ^*!%#@ &%#&!!!”
Yugi & Co: O.O
Y. Bakura: *sniffles* “I’m so proud!”

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End second installment! Please review!

Vegeta: “I am the prince of all salami!”

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Vegeta: “I quit fighting! I’m going to open up a pet store!
Everyone: O_O

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Gohan: “Mr. Piccolo, why is your skin green?”
Piccolo: “Rubbing my nose too much.”
Gohan: =_= “Ew…”

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Goku: “Hey everyone, I got into Harvard!”
Everyone: O_O

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Bulma: *holding high school report cards* I wonder if I should tell the gang that I got D’s all throughout high school.

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Chichi: “Gohan! Put that book down now and go train with your father!”
Gohan: O.o
*outside with Goku*
Goku: “Gohan! Studying is more important than fighting. Go study!”
Gohan: O.o

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Vegeta: “Those are just the cutest little shoes! We just have to get them!”
Bra: “Yay! Daddy is the best mommy in the world!” ^_^

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Gohan: “Mr. Piccolo, why are you bald?”
Piccolo: “WHAT?!” *Franticly rubs head* “Damn, I really must have been drunk last night.”

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[Meanwhile in the H.F.I.L.]
Nappa: “Hey Radditz, do you think I have any living relatives?”
Radditz: “Only if we’re in a fan-fiction.”

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Bulma: *Holds up 2 cell phones* “The red or the blue one?”
Vegeta: “…the blue one”
Bulma: “I think I like the red one.” *gives Vegeta the blue one*
Vegeta: “Score!” ^__^

[spoof off funny commercial! I no own!]

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Goku: “So if ‘T’ is the bisector of angle ‘PTI’, then angle ‘ITU’ is equal to angle ‘PTU’. You get all that Gohan?”
Gohan: “No. Gahh! Why is Geometry so hard?!” TT_TT

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Vegeta: “Nappa! Stop!”
Nappa: “Huh?”
Vegeta: “Don’t blast the cute whittle kitten!” =^.^=
Nappa: o_O
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Please review! Or Vegeta will sick his whittle kitten on you! xD

Kakashi: “I’m tired of reading porn”

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Jiraiya: “I’m gay!!” =^_^=

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Orochimaru: “I’m straight!” =^_^=

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Tsunade: “I quit gambling!” =^_^=

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Sai: “I love you!” =^_^=
Pakkun: O_o “HUH?!”

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Tsunade: “Maybe I should get a breast reduction…”

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Lee: “So Sasuke, where yo skanks at?
Sasuke: “Don’t know homie.”

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*Sakura and Ino staring at the group of fan girls around Sasuke*
Sakura: “Wow, Sasuke’s such a man whore.”
Ino: “Yeah, I know. We should try to go for someone who doesn’t have a fan club.”
Sakura: “Dibs on Shino.”
Ino: “Dammit, that’s who I wanted!” TT_TT

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Tsunade: “The only reason my breast are so big is because I’m pregnant.”
Everyone: !0.0! WHAT?! WHO’S THE FATHER?!
Tsunade: “Oh, someone.” **winks at grinning Jiraiya**
Everyone: *faints*

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Haku: “Zabuza…where do babies come from?”
Zabuza: *mutters*“…crap.”
Haku: “Well?”
Zabuza: *sighs* “When a man and woman love each other very much…”

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Sai: “Wibble Splash! (1) for the man who shaves his wibbles!”

[I don’t own this!! Pablo Francisco does!]

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Lee: “Gai-sensei’s an ass.”
Neji: O.O

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Hidan: “Jashin is a crappy religion! I’m going Catholic!” ^-^

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Tsunade: “Everyone! Guess what! I quit drinking!” ^o^
Everyone: O_____O; “…really?”
Tsunade: “Yup!” ^_^
Everyone: *Stunned*

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Hinata: “Dammit Naruto! Get out of my bedroom!”
Naruto: “Yeah, that’s what Sasuke said.”
Hinata: “…ew…” =_=

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Naruto: “Kakashi-sensei! The old pervert sent me on a mission to ask you something!”
Kakashi: “Oh? And what’s that.”
Naruto: “Where do babies come from?”
Kakashi: *mutters*“…crap”
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Please review! Or Tsunade really will stop drinking, and that would be very scary…poor Kohana. -_-

(1)- Wibbles is name that Pablo Francisco had used for the male reproductive organ area. At least I’m pretty sure that’s the word he used. >_>

Miroku: “Will you do me the honor of not baring my child?”
Songo: *slaps* I’m baring it whether you like it or not!”
Miroku: “No!” TT_TT

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Rin: “Would Mr. Fluffy-kins like more tea?”
Sesshomaru: “Yes, please.”
Naraku: “I must say, Mr. Fluffy-kins, that bow in your hair complements your dress!”
Sesshomaru: “Why thank you, Mr. Cuddle-be. And might I say that your shoes look dazzling with your eyes.

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Inuyasha: “Naraku!”
Naraku: “Inuyasha!”
Inuyasha: “Naraku!”
Naraku: “Inuyasha!”

*Hug each other as a wave crashes in front of a sunset in the background*
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Shippo: “I hate candy! All that unnatural sugar is going to rot my teeth out!”

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Kagome: “Inuyasha…”
Inuyasha: “Yeah?”
Kagome: “I’m in love with Jaken.”
Inuyasha: O_o

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Rin: “Lord Sesshomaru?
Sesshomaru: “Yes, Rin?”
Rin: “Can Rin kill Master Jaken?”
Sesshomaru: *sighs* “Not this again.”

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Rin: “Lord Sesshomaru? What’s that moon mark on your forehead?”
Sesshomaru: “Oh, this?” *points to moon mark on forehead* “It’s a tattoo.”

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Koga: “I don’t want Kagome, you stupid mutt!”
Inuyasha: “Well I don’t care what you want! You’re going to take Kagome!”
Koga: “No I’m not!”
Inuyasha: “Yes, you are!”
Koga: “Don’t make me sick those Inuyasha Yaoi Fan girls on you!”
Inuyasha: “…fine…I’ll keep her. Maybe I can drop her off at some Sesshomaru/Kagome fan girls house…”

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Shippo: “I want to be loved!”
*Crickets chirping*
Shippo: “…I feel so emo.” -_-

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Sesshomaru: “I love you, my brother!”
Inuyasha: “I love you too!”
Sesshomaru & Inuyasha: “And we both have the hots for the same female~!” ^o^
Everyone: O_o

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Jaken: “I’m gay!” ^_^
Inuyasha: “Tell us something we don’t know.” -_-’
Jaken: “I’m gay for Koga!”
Koga: O_O’
Jaken: ^_~
Inuyasha: “Officially creped out.”
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Yay! Done with the Inuyasha installment! Please review! Or Inuyasha and Naraku will pull another “Gai and Lee moment”.