Summary: Just as the title implies! These are things that random anime characters from Naruto, Dragonballz, Yu Yu Hakusho, and Inuyasha, would NEVER be caught dead saying! Well guess what? They were caught! Enjoy every minute of it. >:-]
Categories: Non-Naruto Fiction > Dragon Ball, MadFic > Parody, Alternate Universe & Crossovers > Crossovers, MadFic > Other, Non-Naruto Fiction > Inuyasha, Non-Naruto Fiction > Yu Yu Hakusho Characters: All
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: OOC, Yaoi, Yuri
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Completed: No
Word count: 1418 Read: 10343
Published: 01/11/08 Updated: 30/12/08
Konoha's Most Wanted is Choji? by Kamisori
Author's Notes:
lol I had this on animespiral before that site shut down, so now it's going to live on! xD I hope you all enjoy this and realize just how messed up my mind is! lol jk. xD I own nothing but my ideas!
Read on!
Sasuke: “Sakura, will you help me restore my clan?”
Sakura: “Ew, no way! Orochimaru took what I wanted, your virginity!”
Sasuke: “Damn it! That’s what Ino said!” TT_TT
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Sai: *looking at Shikamaru* “Well, well! Someone here DOESN’T lack penis!” ^_~
Shikamaru: O__O; “Tamari!!”
Tamari: “You lookin’ at my man, hoe?”
Sai: O__O; “N-no.”
Shikamaru: ^__^ “Marry me, Tamari?”
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Naruto: “Ramen sucks.”
Iruka: !O.O!
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Choji: “Hi, Shino.”
Shino: *hearts for eyes* “H-hi, Choji.”
Choji: -_-’ “Dude, how many times do I need to tell you?! I’m NOT a butterfly!”
Shino: TT_TT
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*Sasuke & Itachi sing together*
“We are family~!” ^o^
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*All Akatsuki members sing*
“Racing all round all the seven seas
Chasing all the girls and making robberies
Causing panic everywhere they go
Party-hardy on titanic~”
**continues to sing ‘The Sailor Song’**
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Deidara: *sighs* Tobi be a good boy and eat your vegetables, un.
Tobi: !0.0! *runs out of room*
Deidara: -_-*
5 minutes later
Zetsu: *runs by* “AHHHHH!! HE’S TRYING TO EAT US!!
Tobi: *running after Zetsu* “Zetsu-san stop! Deidara-san told me to eat all of my vegetables!
Deidara: O.O’
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Ino: “He’s mine, forehead!”
Sakura: “Back off Ino-pig! He’s mine!”
Sasuke: -_-*
Choji: “Ladies, ladies! There’s no need to fight! There’s enough of me to go around!” ^_~
Ino & Sakura: *blushes with hearts in eyes* “Ok, Choji-kun!”
Sasuke: O.o “OMG! WTF!” watches them leave with Choji having his arms around both girls
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End first installment! Hope you all like! Sorry it’s kind of short! I’ll write more if you tell me you like it!
Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters and settings are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. No money is being made from this work. No copyright infringement is intended.