"My life is just one big painful piece o' crap.
"I always try to fix it and I just bring more pain... I wish everybody didn't care that much. It just makes things more painful..."

Monday, last day of the academy.
"so class, this is it." says Iruka "You're all gonna become genin today!! Except Naruto, who couldn't do a clone jutsu...or, for that matter, a transformation jutsu."
*class snickers*
" Please come up for your leaf headband and graduate paper as I call your name. Naruto I'll have to talk to you about this when I'm done."

Sasuke "I remember then... feeling smug, that I could become a better ninja than at least Naruto from the start. If only I knew just how wrong I was."

"Sasuke, Uchiha"

They clapped for me as usual, but some of the adults looked nervous. I, one of the two suvivors of the prestigous Uchiha clan, was about to bexome a shinobi. One piece of the fate of the village was gonna rest on my shoulders. I was so scared and had no one to share it with. So I became what some people call Emo. I let no one close to me and the strange thing was that... Naruto was forcibly close. We were so different but we were in the same predicament and I couldn't let him in. We weren't the same no matter how many times we were compared. I am an Avenger. But he was just angry and scared, but no one knew who he was angry and scared at so how did him being stuck with me and some pink bitch HELP!!!!! I was so angry when this bonehead was put with me and especially angry when we got placed with some nonchalant "I don't care if your brother is an ass", sensei! The village gives to much to the heart. That's why I left that place. I would've destroyed that place if I'd stayed. They give to much to the heart...

the next day...
"I was surprised to see Naruto there after he hadn't be named a genin. And even more surprised to see that the was wearing a Hitai-ate. (headband)
I had heard something going on about Naruto and the secret shadow clone scroll. Apparently, ( after much bragging from Naruto) he told us that the other Jonin teacher, Mizuki, was a traitor trying to steal the scroll from Naruto. (Though I still can't beleve it) Naruto beat him single handedly using his kage-binshin no justsu. Then Iruka came in and Things went downhill from there.

Iruka "Alright class, settle down settle down. As you already know, I have to assign you teams of three. I will start with team 1-15. Then we'll take a break for lunch and you'll meet your senseis."

"I kinda zoned out into, Uh... i dunno, Emoness? for a while. Then suddenly I heard...

"Uzumaki Naruto... Haruno Sakura... ( a '"YEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!'" from Naruto and a *groan* from Sakura) then... Uchiha Sasuke.
Team number 7...

"I faintly heard Sakura scream ' Oh YEAH!!! EAT THAT INO-PIG!!!!!!' and a groan from Naruto. but I wanted to scream. I might've screamed, I dunno, but this was possibly the worst people I could've been set with. Later we went to lunch to meet another night mare person, Hatake Kakashi.

"Hello, students. I'm Kakashi you're new sensei... Yeah that's about it. Introduce yourselves to me now.

"Hi, I'm Haruno Sakura and I like sweet things, flowers and Sas..." *blush*

"Um, Hello Kaka-sensei!!!! I'm Uzumaki Naruto, I enjoy eating ramen, and tasting new types of ramen. My life ambition is to be the Hokage!!!!

"I'm Uchiha Sasuke... I don't like anything particularly and think that Sakura and Naruto are idiots. My lifes ambition is to kill a certain someone that killed my entire clan.

"Wow... that was certainly more evil that I meant to sound... But I hope Kakashi got my message. Those asses. I hate my whole team. How am I supposed to keep up with a monster while simultaneously waiting for a pink bimbo. AND, CONTRARY TO THE HOKAGES BELIEFS, KAKSHI ISN'T HELPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Man, get rid of this feels so good.