Itachi:*sitting watching TV*
Kymera:*walks up and takes remote**flips to discovery channel*
Itachi:WTF!why did you do that?
Kymera:...
Itachi:give me the remote*trys to take it back*
Kymera:*sticks out tongue**gets remote takn away as she trys to keep it from Itachi*
Kisame:*with remote* I think Jaws is on...
Kymera and Itachi:GIVE ME BACK THE REMOTE!*start fighting with eachother*
Kisame:wooooowwwwww.....
Zetsu:*takes remote**flips to show on photcinthacis*
Kisame:NOOO...JAWSSSSS.....
Zestu:mine*hides remote in flytrap*
Itachi and kymeras fighting knock Zetsu over and the remote falls out and Hidan takes it
Hidan:SHOPPING NETWORK!
everyone:*stair*
Hidan:er...I'M GOING TO SACRIFICE THE TV AND REMOTE!
Leader:no your not*takes remote and changes it to the Villan Channel*
Kakuzu:Your right because I'm going to sell it*takes remote*
Tobi, Deidara, and Sasori walk in.
Tobi:See Tobi told you they were fighting over the TV.
Sasori;*tackles kakuzu*YOU ARE NOT SELLING THE TV!
Deidara:*catches remote that kakuzu threw**looks up to see everyone comeing to tackle him for it*STOP!*he held up a hand and stuck the tongue out* WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A REMOTE WAR YEAH!
everyone looked at him like he was crazy
Deidara:whoever wins gets the TV for one month yeah!
Kymera:ok what do we have to do.
Kakuzu:see if I could sale it we would not have this problem*ko by Sasori*
everyone:O.o
Sasori:one less contestant...
Itachi:what do we have to do?
an evil smile grew on Deidaras face, that made Itachi wish he did not ask.
Deidara and Sasori:TO THE SNAKE CAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone on Deidara's bird.
Hidan:*Holding on to leader*I'm scared.
Deidara:first test*turns bird upside down*see who can hang on hm.
Zetsu:NOOOOOOO.....*falls off bird*
Leader: idiot....*everyone attaches self too Leader*
Kymera:*Sitting with Sasori, Tobi and Deidara* Have any twos?
Tobi:Tobi have a two*hands her card but it flys away*
Sasori:this is not going to work....
Kisame:all the blood is rushing to my head...
Itachi:Yeah you are turning purple
Kakuzu:I wonder what would happen if it tryed to sale a bird like this...?
Deidara:You wont know because you are not going to find out hm *dose another loop and Kakuzu falls off*
Everyone:O.o
Deidara:*evil grin*my game my rules hm!
Tobi:Tobi is a good boy, dont throw Tobi off the bird.
Kymera:No worries little idiot, he wont be the one to throw you off.
Leader:I'm getting clusterphobic...
Itachi: can you atleast turn the bird right side up, Kisame looks like a dead whale...
Kisame: I'm a shark...
Deidara:we have to stay like this till we get to Orochimarus hm
Sasori: I thought you were joking..O.o
Itachi;NOOOOOOOOO....NOT HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NOT THE MICHAEL JACKSON IMPERONATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hidan:we dont have to worry he has Sasuke, what could he possible want from...O.o*falls off bird*
Itachi:Yeah he just wants me for my body*stikes a pose*
Kymera:That is descusting!
Deidara:we are here hm...

Kymera:I wonder what happened to the ones who fell off?
Sasori:they are going to a every good place
Leader:but they were evil
Sasori:yeah but they dont have to go to Orochimarus, anywheres a better place.
Deidara:*banging on door*
Kabuto:What do you want.
Deidara:we would like to speak to the evil demented one yeah
Orochimaru:HAVE NO FEAR I AM HERE!
Everyone except Deidara:*attaches self to Leader*
Sasuke:whats with...ITACHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!I HAVE MISSED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!*huggs Itachi*
Itachi:o.O
Deidara:we need you to come up with 4 elimation rounds hm
Orochimaru:can one of them be strip poker?
Kymera:thats it I quit,I'm going home.
Deidara:NO!
Kabuto:what about the new elimation simulator you built?
Orochimaru:but that has not been tested yet...
Kabuto:come on in test subjects...i mean friends..
Sasuke:and who is this cutie?
Deidara:please tell me you are talking about Kymera hm?
Kymera:eww..*knocks Sasuke out*
Itachi:appearntly all these years in the dark have made your eye's go bad little brother.
Orochimaru:welcome to the simulator!

Orochimaru:welcome to the simulator!
Kymera:riiiiiiiiiight
Deidara:the simulator is a tv yeah?
Kabuto:what better way to settle a remote war than with a tv?
Sasori:what are they going to have channel changeing contest?
everyone:haha....
Orochimaru:* picks up the remote and beams all of them into the tv*haha... who is laughing now?
everyone:meep!
Tobi:Oh the Tellibubbies are on*grabs remote and changes channel*
poe:uhoh
Tobi;*starts dancing with them*
everyone;O.o
Kisame;quick, change the channel, it burns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kabuto:*changes channle*
Itachi:YES AMERICAN IDOL!
everyone:noooooo!
Kymera:*grabs remote and changes it*what could go wrong, we are on animal planet?
voice;the lion is now stalking its unsuspected pray, it is about to pounce now...
Kisame:I wonder what the lion is stalking?*spots lion licking lips*O.o
Lion:*pounce*
everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH....*flips channel*
Deidara;what the...
Sasori:you have got to be kidding me
Kymera:we landed on the show Naruto! and worse of all, its back in the Zabuza saga.
naruto:who are they?
Sasuke:I dont know, but the blonde ones cute
Sakura:*faints*
Deidara:I AM A GUY!YEAH!*grabs remote and changes channles once again*

Orochimaru:*grabs remote*this is not a toy!
Kymera:riiiiiiiight....
Kabuto:why do you keep saying that?
Kymera:its fun^^
Kabuto:riiiiiiight...
Kymera:see^^
Changes channel once again
Orochimaru:welcome to the game channel!BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA.....!
Deidara*looks around at the games*I'm glad I dont have to play hm
Sasori:I got dibs in playing in the space game*clicks button*
SPACE GAME!
Orochimaru*standing on moon*LAST ONE STANDING...ER...FLOATING LOSES!
Kymera:I wonder what this button dose*presses button, blows up Kisames ship*
Kisame:DAMN YOUUUUUUUUUUUU....
Itachi:what about this thing*presses it**blows up earth*o.O
Leader:DIEEEEEEEEEEE.....*starts blowing everything up*
Sasori:DIE BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....*blows up what ever is left*
GAME OVER!
Kymera:I CANT BELIEVE YOU KILLED ME! YOUR SISTER!
Sasori:but look on the bright side, you go on to the next round^^
Leader:WE ALL DO BECAUSE OF YOU!
Sasori:remeber that next time...
Orochimaru:*got blown up*I hate you....*evil glare*
Sasori:ask me if I care
Itachi:whats the next game? *being drug out of recage by Kabuto*
Deidara:what about packman hm?
Kymera:fine, but I got dibs on being a ghost...*evil glare at Itachi*
Itachi:*gulp*

PACKMAN!
Orochimaru:now, you each get three lives the first three to the glowing orb thing go to the next round, on your mark get set go!
Itachi:you will never win Kymera*runs into ghost*
Kymera:haha...baka!
Itachi:*back at start*DANGIT!
Leader:i should have control of the tv, but nooooo....
Kisame:*trips leader*
Leader:DONT THINK i WONT REMEBER THAT WHEN YOUR NEXT MISSION COME UP!
Kisame:o.O
Kymera:*gets to orb*how did you get here so fast?
Itachi:its my weasle powers
Kisame:hi guys
Leader:nooooooooooooooooo.....
OUT OF PACKMAN!
Leader:I hate you guys!
Kisame:whats the next game?
Orochimaru:I dont know, no one has made it this far...
Kabuto:yeah, the last person we sent in here K.O.ed
Sasori:what about killing orochimaru, first to do that get the Tv for the rest of the year...
Orochimaru:how bout no?
Kisame:what about that one?*points to game*
Orochimaru & Kabuto*look at each other in terror*
Kabuto:that game is not ment to be played
Orochimaru:everyone that has tryed has died....
Sasuke:oh the horror!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*pops out of no where*
everyone:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH......
Sasuke:you can hear the screams of terror though out the cave
Kabuto:they are never seen again....
Kymera:*stomps on crawling hand*sorry continue
Sasuke:it's....
Orochi,Kabu, Sasu:so...CUTE!

Orochi,Kabu, Sasu:so...CUTE!
Leader:what can be so bad about it?
Kisame:*pops them into game*
cute and cuttluly pink fluff ball:hello*cute and squeaky voice*
Everyone:AHHHHHHHHHHH.....
CCPFB:who wants to dance?
Sasori:*jumps in Kymeras arms*DONT LET IT TOUCH ME!
Leader:thats it, I'm leaving....*trys to leave*
CCPFB:*hops infront of him*why do you want to leave*start to cry*
Leader:*kicks the ball*
CCPFB possy:DADDY!*attaches self to Leader*
everyone:AKATSUKI CHRISTMAS CARD!*takes pictures*
Leader:IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
other CCPFB:*attach to others*
Others:IT DOSE BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*run around screaming in circles*
Kabuto:NO I CANT DIE, NOW I WILL NEVER GET TO BE A MALE MODEL!
everyone:*stops and stares*
Sasuke:NOOOOO...BROTHER i WILL SAVE YOU!
Itachi:no you wont*runs from Sasuke*
Deidara:thats it*makes a bird*everyone on yeah!
Everyone*gets on bird**with out fluff balls*
Deidara:hasta lavista baby! yeah!*blows up fluff balls*
Itachi:*flying through air(he was not on the bird)*you are dead after this!*falls*
all are back at game center
Orochimaru:and that is why we dont go in to that game!
Leader:THE IMAGES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sasori:now I have to burn this body and make a new one....
Kisame:well that was fun!^^
everyone:*death glare*
Orochimaru:ok on to the next game!

Kabuto:how bout that one, I love it!
Orochimaru:ok....*pops them into game*
Kymera:frogger!WHY FROGGER!*starts ranting*
Itachi:ok i'm first...*pulls up sleeves*
Leader:go!
Itachi:*gracfully hops through the cars*tah-da*winks*
Deidara:that is....creep hm.
Kisame:oh oh me next*runs through cars* haha beat that!
Kymera:i'm screwed...*gose to runs through cars, gets hit by a truck*
Itachi:who wants lion pancakes?
Kisame:*laughing his butt off*
Sasori:*pulls two dimentional Kymera off ground*
Deidara:*huggles Kymera* its ok yeah....
Kabuto:haha you looked so funny....
Kymera:ok...lets see how funny you think this is*throws him out in road*
Kabuto:*gets run over**stumbles back* ok thats not funny
Itachi:*dances*i go on to the next round, and you dont*sings it on and on*
Deidara;*blows up Itachi*
Itachi:THATS THE SECOND TIME!!!!!!!!!!WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?!
Sasori:do you really want him to answer that?
Itachi:not really, just thought it needed to be asked....
KIsame:ok whats the next game....
Itachi:I want to pick....
Orochimaru:no
Itachi:I WANT TO PICK!
Deidara:the man said no yeah!
Itachi:meep....
Kisame:what about a sing compotention?
Leader:thats weird
Kabuto:fine, just as long as I dont have to hear her sing*points to kymera*
Kymera:hey Deidei Kabuto called you a girl
Deidara:*blows Kabuto up

Itachi:I want to sing
Sasuke:FAMILY PORTRAIT!
Kymera:what the...
Sasuke:in our family portrait we looked ....*gets tomatoes thrown at him*
everyone:o.O
Itachi:Booooo....You suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sauke:wow feeling the love here....*slumps off stage*
Kisame:I want to sing Jaws! dundun dundun dundundundundundundundundundun.....
Kymera:THAT AINT EVEN A SONG!
Kabuto; aint aint a word either....
Kymera;You know what happen to your mother?
Kabuto:what
Kymera:I killed her and buirred her six feet under the ground, do you want to have a family renuin?
Deidara:go for it dude yeah
Orochimaru:dont do it...
Kabuto:ummm I will take whats behind door number three!
Leader:what?
Tobi:*holding paint can*what I thought we were play a game
Deidara:Baka un
voice:lets see what he has won!*opens door*
Door:*a sholve*
Kabuto:what?
Kymera;Yes I get to burry him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*drags Kabuto away to burry him*
Later:
Kabuto:*head sticking out of ground*where am I! help! HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hidan:what did you do with him?
Kymera:the only thing I can tell you is you will never find him*evil smile*

Leader:...
Orochimaru:I think we should do this one...
Itachi:I like this one...
Sasuke:I like that one too...
Itachi:o.O
Kisame:what about this one..
Leader; JUST PICK ONE ALREADY SO I CAN GET BACK TO THE CAVE!
Kymera:whats the matter with mr. grummpy
Tobi:I think we need to sing, I LOVE YOU....
Everyone:AHHHHHHHHH
Hidan:SCREAMING IS AGAINST MY RELIGION! CRAP!
Kakuzu: bakabakashi baka...
Deidara:hey guys...
Kisame: no matter what you say this is the better game
Itachi:no this one is...
Diedara:guys!
Kymera:stop bickering!
Sasuke:why dont you!
Sasori:Dont tell my sister to shut up!
Deidara:GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
everyone:WHAT!
Hidan:dangit!
Deidara:why dont we have a drawling contest yeah?
Itachi&Kisame:but I cant draw
Deidara:perfect, you each draw a picture of a object we pick out then we will judge it, who ever gets the highest score gets the TV yeah
Kymera:YAY!
Itachi:what do we have to draw?
Deidara:*evil smile*

Kisame: why me...
Leader:ok you know the rules begin!
Itachi:ah*scrambles*
Kisame:humhumhum...
clock:tick tock tick tock...
Itachi:*sweating*
Kisame:lalalalalalalalalalalalalala....
Kymera:tick tock tick tock
Itachi:STOP IT KYMERA!
Hidan:NO YELLING! DANGIT!
Leader;Time!
Tobi:*judges*Itachi, it has heart it has soul, its a work of art, I give it a 8
Kymera:its awful, i have seen better from bread ya'know, and its hard fro bread to pick up a pencil ya'know, I give you a 6
Deidara:Its awful, completly awful! I have seen a 2 year old do better than that you ahve to put more heart in it, become the pencil, I give it a 3
Tobi;what is wrong with you, its beautiful!
Deidara:....
Kymera;Kisame...
Tobi: Kisame, now that is art, you brought all the colors together to create calmness and yet anger I give you a 10
Kymera: Its wonderful ya'know, its serine and whats the word, yeah angry ya'know, I have never seen anything like it, 10
Deidara:...What can I say its better than that*points to Itachi's* but you still need alot of work, you could go places if you try 8.
Leader: and Kisame, you are the winner
Kisame:DISCOVERY CHANNEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
back at cave:
Itachi: I cant believe I lost...
Kymera:I cant believe you knew what a pencil was...
TV: and the shark stalks its prey, waiting for the right moment to STRIKE!
Hidan, Zetsu, Sasori, and Tobi:*rolling in TV*
Deidara:where did you get that un?
Sasori:we tied up Kakuzu and took his money to buy a TV...
Kymera:Awesome!
everyone runs off to new tv
Kakuzu:*hops along in chair with ducktape over his mouth*MUMMMMMMMMMMM
Kisame:ha, my TV*changes chanel.