jordon: welcome the konoha talent show.
hitsutoro: yeah bitches welcome.
audience:.......
hitsutoro:*holds sawed off shot gun to audience*
audience: *starts clapping and cheering*
luna: hey i'am supposed to do that *gets shocked by shock collar* HOLY SHIZZ.... where that come from she ain't close enough to do that.
jordon:*holding out shock collar remote and smiling* i borrowed it from her.
luna: aaaaahhhh* pushes jordon on the ground and jumps on him*
jordon:what the? get off me!
luna:*puts hand in jordons pocket*
jordon:hey what the heck are you doin tring to grab my.....
hitsutoro: hey guys ain't a bad idea to have sex right and ain't luna with that roy guy?
jordon: shut up hitsutoro!
luna:*pulls out jordon's larry the cable guy lighter*
jordon: hey give me that back it's mine.
luna:*holding up lighter* give me that remote and you can have it back.
lighter: git-r-done...git-r-done
jordon:*smiles and reaches behind luna*
luna:what the heck are you smiling about?*feels jordon pinch her ass* HOLY SHIZZ *jumps up and drops lighter*
jordon:*put both lighter and remote in pocket* HA you thought you could get me huh?
luna:*rubbing bum* did you really have to pinch my ass?
jordon:yup only way i knew to get you off me... and i kinda thought you like it.^_^
luna: why you...
hitsutoro:shut up already so we can get on with the show we only have enough time for one song.
jordon:okay the only one that will be singing to day is.....*loos at card* me?
luna: YAY you gonna embrasses your shelf.
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music playing

jordon: theres another world in side of me that you may never see
theres secerts in this life that i can't hide
some where in this darkness theres a
light that i can't find or maybe it's to far away yeah or maybe i'am just blind..... or maybe i'am just blind....... SO HOLD ME WHEN I"AM HERE LOVE ME WHEN I"AM GONE, YOU CAN HOLD ME WHEN I"AM SCARED AND LOVE ME WHEN I"AM GONE, EVERYTHING I AM AND EVERY THING IN ME WANTS TO BE THE ONE YOU WANTED ME TO BE,I NEVER LET YOU DOWN EVEN WHEN I COULD, GIVE UP EVERY THING IF ONLY FOR YOUR GOOD SO HOLD WHILE I"AM HERE, LOVE WHEN I"AM GONE, YOU CAN HOLD ME WHEN I"AM SCARED, I WON"T ALWAYS BE THERE, AND LOVE ME WHEN I"AM GONE, and love me when i'am gone and that x-ray when i see under my skin, i won't tell you a damn thing that i couldn't tell my friends, i'am roaming through ,i'am alive but i'am alone, a part of me me is fighting yes, BUT PART OF ME IS GONE, SO HOLD ME WHILE I"AM HERE, LOVE ME WHEN GONE ME WHEN I"AM GONE, YOU CAN HOLD WHEN I"AM SCARED AND LOVE ME WHEN I"AM GONE , EVERY THING I AM IN EVERY THING IN ME ME WANTS TO BE THE ONE YOU WANTED ME TO BE, I NEVER LET YOU DOWN EVEN WHEN I COULD, GIVE UP EVERTHING IF ONLY FOR YOU GOOD, SO HOLD ME WHILE I"AM HERE, LOVE ME WHEN I"AM GONE, YOU CAN HOLD ME WHEN I"AM SCARED , I WON"T ALWAYS BE THERE AND LOVE ME WHEN I"AM GGGGGGGGOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEE
*music plays awhile* or maybe i'am just blind *more music plays* SO HOLD ME WHEN I"AM HERE, LOVE ME WHEN I"AM GONE, YOU CAN HOLD ME WHEN I"AM SCARED, EVERY THING I AM AND EVERYTHING IN ME WANTS TO BE THE ONE YOU WANTED ME TO BE, I NEVER LET YOU DOWN EVEN WHEN I COULD GIVE UP EVERTING IF ONLY FOR YOUR GOOD, SO HOLD ME WHEN I"AM HERE, LOVE ME WHEN I"AM GONE, YOU CAN HOLD ME WHEN I"AM SCARED, I WON"T ALWAYS BE THERE, AND LOVE ME WHEN I"AM GONE and love me when me i'am gone woooooowo and love me when i'am gone, when i'am gone when i'am gone when i'am gone when i'am goneeee *jordon and music fades out*
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hitsutoro/luna: o_o.... wow
audience: *cheering and appualding*
jordon: damn i didn't know i could sing.
jonas:*popping out from nowhere* and thats all for today.

Hitsutoro:*looks around in the dark*What the fuck just happened?The music just stopped!So it turns out Jordon lipsyncs after all,huh?
Jordon:MUTHA FUCKER!YOU TRICKED ME!
Hitsutoro:*grins evilly*Nah.KyuubixS Probally did it.
Kyuubi(kyuubixshukaku basically):BWAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA!Oh wait.Nah,i dident do it.Im just partying with my chinese hookers.
Jordon:Wait...i thought you were gay?
Kyuubi:Bi-sexual.
Jorodn:Queer
Hitsutoro:Faggot
Jordon:Ass slave
Hitsutoro:Faggot
Jordon:ASS SLAVE!
Hitsutoro:FAGGOT!
Kyuubi:Bitches.I just jacked Sasuke and Gaara.
Hitsutoro:What the fuck?This is non-naruto fiction?
Kyuubi:Wrong.just alternate universe fiction.
Luna:Am i gonna be completly ignored in this chapter?
Kyuubi:Pretty much.Anyway,I bought this giant chicken...
Three Hours Later
Kyuubi:And that's why im banned from the PlayBoy Mansion
Group:WHAT THE FUCK!?
Kyuubi:WATCH YO MOUTH!
Hitsutoro:*straps on Jason mask and gets a chainsaw*
Group:WAHtthe fuck!

-Scary music starts playing-
Jordon: .... ...... -Playing with Larry the cable guy lighter-
Luna: Your not supposed to play with fire...
Jordon: Yeah yeah.. {whispers:slut.. ..}
Luna: WHAT?
Jordon: Nothing...
Kiera: SHUT UP! IM TRYING TO MAKE A ENTRANCE!
Luna: -Eyes wide in fear- HIDE!
Everyone: -running around screaming-
People Watching (sorry, but it helps with the 100 word thing XD): -Hiding under seats-
-Place gets blown up-
Jordon: WHAT THE HECK?
shadow shriken: ......... *speechless*
Kiera: What? ....... HAKU!!!!!
Haku: Yes?
Kiera: Rebuild this place NOW.. and go kill Ashley for me.. MWAUHAHAHA.. me no likey her...
Haku: Kay! -Rebuilds things and walks off-
Jordon: that was stupid..
Kiera: -red eyes- WHAT?
Jordon: EEK! nothing...
Kiera: Anyways, the person that I dont care about who is showing their talent is..... KANKURUO!
Kankuruo: YAY!
Kiera: Wait, never mind, thats the the name of the person who is supposed to read this but who cares..? Anyways its.. *squeal* LEEEEEEE!
Jordon: No...No...No.. -crawls to corner-
Luna: -crawls to corner with him-
Jordon: get awayyyyy!
Luna: -crys-
Lee: FANGIRL!
Kiera: LEEE! -Jumps on him- Oh yeah, the person performing is Sasgay.. I just said Lee so I could see him! ^_^
Sasuke: Dont call me that!
Kiera: Do you really want to mess with me?
Sasuke: Uhm.. No..
Sasuke: I will be playing the drums for everyone..
Everyone: -Throws things at Sasuke-
Kiera: GET OFF THE STAGE, SASGAY!
Lee: Yeah! What she said!
Luna: Hey owner, uhm, can you go rape Lee somewhere other than here?
Lee: .......
Kiera: .....
Luna: -Gets shocked by collar- DAMNIT! GET THIS THING OFF!
-Kyo kicks the door open-
Kyo: Mission done! I killed the Hokage so Naruto could become one! -Sees Jordon and Luna-
Luna: Shit...
Kyo: -Jumps on Luna and beats the crap out of her-
Kiera: Well, atleast I know that Kyo is stronger than Luna! But Luna is a whimp so..
Lee: BYE PEOPLES!
-Lights go off-
Unknown voice (Kiera... XD): LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

With KyuubixShukaku's OCs
Kyuubi:hnhnhn.....We shall bomb the place!
jonas:Was it necesary to cut the lights?
Kyuubi:Shutup Goodytwo shoes!
Jonas:I dont wear shoes!
Hitsutoro:EEW!Nasty man!I thought you farted or something!
Jonas:*puts dirty sock in Hitsutoro's mouth*EAT IT!
Kyuubi:Yo,dickweeds,come help!
Jonas:Help what?
Kyuubi:The lights are out.right?I wanna pick up that Luna chick!
Hitsutoro:You admitted two episodes ago you were gay!
Kyuubi:BI!BI!GET IT RIGHT BASTURDS!
Jonas:Dude,screw you!
Hitsutoro:Im a lone wolf!Pun meant to be there!
Kyuubi:Your not a wolf!
Hitsutoro:Course I am!I starred in the Lion King!
Kyuubi and Jonas:WTF!?
Hitsutoro:*reads script*Oh right....Wolf Creek!
Kyuubi:*freaked out*
Jonas:*smelling his foot*
Sasuke:*walks by*
Kyuubi:YAY!MY SASGAY!
Sasuke:WHATT THE HELL DID YOU JUST CALL ME?
Kyuubi:Sasgay?Isen't that your name?
Sasuke:IM LEAVING YOU!
Kyuubi:IM WITH HAKU YOU BASTURD!Now were were we...
Hitsutoro:Wait...in tht one fic KxS wrote...I WAS WITH HAKU!
Kyuubi:THAT BITCH!IM LEAVINNG HIM!anyway,i have Luna.
Jonas:Right!We have to get him away from Jordon first!
Kyuubi:*laughing evilly*Oh...We will alright...

Luna: -Walking around nervously-
Kyo: -Trying to drag Jordon to a bathroom-
Jordon: -Walking in a different direction from fear of being raped-
(BEHIND THE CURTAINS...)
Jonas: I wear no shoes! ^_^
KXS: Shut up!
Haku: I REMEMBER YOU! -Throws needles-
Jonas: SHOE POWER! -Takes shoes that he is not wearing and throws them at Haku-
Kiera: -Eating popcorn and watching all of this-
Haku: -runs away crying-
(BACK ON THE STAGE...)
S S: Where is everyone?
Luna: WHAT? KXS IS COMING? HUH HUH? STOP LYING TO ME! STOP!
Kyo: Stop acting like a pyscho person!
Jordon: HELP!
S S: Kyo, are you going to rape my character?
Kyo: NO! I am the good OC! Besides Rose.. and Roy.. but Luna and Xian are idiots! I'm just depressed in stories ^_^
Jordon: I wish you didnt ask her a question..
(BEHIND THE CURTAINS)
Jonas: Hey, isnt that Kiera?
KxS: You mean SxL?
Kiera: You mean KxL?
Jonas: Whats KxL?
Kiera: KieraxLee!
KxS: But isnt there another person on your site with you?
Kiera: Well, I came onto HER site but she never updates stuff really..
Jonas: ......

Jonas:I LIKE HOTDOGS!
Kxs:Jonas,are you gay?
Jonas:You created me!
Kxs:Back to trying to rape Luna...
Kiera(I think thats how you spell it.your welcome to shoot me if im not correct):WHAT!?YOUR GONNA RAPE ME!?
Jonas:*pulls his sock out of her ear*NO!LUNA!
Kiera:That's ok than.
With Haku
Haku:Hullo Kxs!
Kxs:Don't talk to me you two timer!
Haku:What!
Kxs"Pretty faces can't fool me!
Haku:*makes a prtty face*
Kxs:ARGH!GET OFF MY BACK!
Haku:*cries*
Kxs:TIME TO RAPE LUNA~
Hitsutoro:GAHD!IVE BEEN IN THAT WASHING MACHINE FOR AN HOUR AND A FREAKIN HALF!DID NONE OF YOU HERE MY CRIES FOR HELP?DAMN YOU!DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!
kXS:IWANNA SING!
Hitsutoro:Wait till after you rape Luna
Kxs:*pouts*FORGET YOU!
(wee!XD!Anyway,what song should I sing?O.o)

Kxs:Hullo,Luna!*grins evilly*
Luna:Urm...NEXT TO SING IS Kxs
Kxs:Oh shit.*is shoved onto the stage*Well...fine.

She says she's no good with words but I'm worse
Barely stuttered out
"A joke of a romantic" or stuck to my tongue
Weighed down with words too over-dramatic
Tonight it's "it can't get much worse"
Vs. "no one should ever feel like.."

I'm two quarters and a heart down
And I don't want to forget how your voice sounds
These words are all I have so I'll write them
So you need them just to get by

[Whispered:] We're going into D-Minor

Dance, Dance
We're falling apart to half time
Dance, Dance
And these are the lives you'd love to lead
Dance, this is the way they'd love
If they knew how misery loved me

You always fold just before you're found out
Drink up its last call
Last resort
But only the first mistake and I...

I'm two quarters and a heart down
And I don't want to forget how your voice sounds
These words are all I have so I'll write them
So you need them just to get by

Why don't you show me the little bit of spine
You've been saving for his mattress, love

Dance, Dance
We're falling apart to half time
Dance, Dance
And these are the lives you'd love to lead
Dance, this is the way they'd love
If they knew how misery loved me

Why don't you show me the little bit of spine
You've been saving for his mattress (mattress, mattress)
I only want sympathy in the form of you crawling into bed with me

Dance, Dance
We're falling apart to half time
Dance, Dance
And these are the lives you'd love to lead

Dance this is the way they'd love (way they'd love)
Dance this is the way they'd love (way they'd love)
Dance this is the way they'd love
If they knew how misery loved me

Dance, Dance
Dance, Dance
Dance, Dance
Dance, Dance
~`~~~~~~
Hitsutoro:Wow...boss can sing!?
Kxs:WHAT THE HELL!?I CAN SING!?

Kxs:I can sing!SWEET!HAHA!I CAN SING!Hey,guys!Let's make a band!
Hitsutoro:What about raping Luna?
Kxs:Oh,Ill always have my slaves to rape/
Jonas:*mouths*HELP ME!
Kxs:Jonas is first!
Jonas:Why!?
Kxs:Your cute.
Hitsutoro:ILL BE DRUMMER!
Kxs:Ill be guitarist and vocals~
Jonas:Ill be pianist!
Kxs:YOULL GET IN MY CLOSET IS WHAT YOULL BE DOING RIGHT NOW MISTER!
jonas:MAKE ME!
Kxs:..This will be graphic.
Cut ot some random penguin
Cut back to normal
Kxs:WOO!I FEEL GOOD!
Hitsutoro:You raped Jonas?
Kxs:Luna AND JONAS!
Hitsutoro:Wow...
Kxs:Yeah!Now,our band shall start!
Sasgay:Nah,we have one more singer.
Kxs:Huh?
Band:HUH?
Everyone:HUH?
Gaara:GIMME MY MAKE UP SASUKE!AND NARUTO IS MINE!
Kxs:GAY!
. . . .. . . . . . . .. . .W E E E E E E E E E

Kiera: -Comes out from the wash room- Lalalalala...
Luna: -Hiding in the shadows-
Jordon: Uhh..
Kyo: Shhhhh...
KxS: ......
S S: ....
Jonas: ...
Kiera: Huh? Well, anyways.. Lee gets to sing now!
Jordon: NOO!
Kiera: -Red eyes- What was that?
Jordon: Err, I mean.. YAYY!
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Lee (singing):
This is the story of a girl
Who cried a river and drowned the whole world
And while she looks so sad in photographs
I absolutely love her
When she smiles

Now how many days in a year
She woke up with hope
But she only found tears
And I can be so insincere
Making her promises never for real
As long as she stands there waiting
Wearing the holes in the soles of her shoes
Now how many days disappear
When you look in the mirror
So how do you choose

Your clothes never wear as well the next day
And your hair never falls in quite the same way
You never seem to run out of things to say

This is the story of a girl
Who cried a river and drowned the whole world
And while she looks so sad in photographs
I absolutely love her
When she smiles

Now how many lovers would stay
Just to put up with this shit
Day after day
Now how did we wind up this way
Watching our mouths for the words that we say
As long as we stand here waiting
Wearing the clothes or the soles that we choose
Now how do we get there today
When we're walkin too far for the price of our shoes

Your clothes never wear as well the next day
And your hair never falls in quite the same way
You never seem to run out of things to say

This is the story of a girl
Who cried a river and drowned the whole world
And while she looks so sad in photographs
I absolutely love her
When she smiles

Well your clothes never wear as well the next day
And your hair never falls in quite the same way
You never seem to run out of things to say

This is the story of a girl
Who cried a river and drowned the whole world
And while she looks so sad in photographs
I absolutely love her

This is the story of a girl
Her pretty face she hid from the world
And while she looks so sad and lonely there
I absolutely love her

This is the story of a - girl
Who cried a river and drowned the whole world
And while she looks so sad in photographs
I absolutely love her
When she smiles
When she smi-iles!
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Everyone: .......
Jonas: His singing makes up for his looks!
KxS: Was that supposed to be for somebody?
Lee: -Glances in Kiera's direction- Maybe..
Kiera: -red- errrrrrr.. uhmmm.. PUT UP THE SIGN BOB!
[ SORRY, WE CANT ANSWER YOUR T.V. RIGHT NOW, SO SHUT UP AND WAIT ]
-a few minutes pass-
[ Thank you for waiting ]
Kiera: ...
Lee: ...
Jordon: GET A ROOM!
Jonas: ...
Luna: -shaking- mommy...mommy..mommy..
Kiera: It wasnt that bad was it?
Luna: yes...yes..yes..yes..
KxS: ....

SIGN BOB, SIGN!
[ Episode Finished ]

WEE!
Kxs:COMEON!
Hitsutoro:Do I really have to wear pink?
Jonas:I GET BLUE!YAY!
Hitsutoro:Yeah,Why the hell does he get blue!?
Kxs:He's my favorite!Anyways....Thanks for coming peoples!
This may be the last thing that I write for long
Can you hear me smiling when I sing this song, for you and only you

As I leave will you be someone to say good-bye
As I leave will you be someone to wipe your eye
My foot is out the door, and you can't stop me now

You wanted the best, it wasn't me, will you give it back
Now I'll take the lead, when there's no more room to make it grow
I'll see you again, you'll pretend you're naive, is this what you want
Is this what you need, how you end up let me know.

As I go, remember all the simple things you know,
My mind is just a crutch and I still hope, that you will miss me when
I'm gone
This is the last song

The hearts start breaking as the year is gone
The dream's beginning and the time rolls on
It seems so surreal, now I sing it.
Somehow I knew that it would be this way,
Somehow I knew that it would slowly fade.
Now I am gone, just try and stop me now.

You wanted the best, it wasn't me, will you give it back
Now I'll take the lead, when there's no more room to make it grow
I'll see you again, you'll pretend you're naive, is this what you want
Is this what you need, how you end up let me know.

As I go, remember all the simple things you know,
My mind is just a crutch and I still hope, that you will miss me when
I'm gone
This is the last song

And will you need me now, you'll find a way somehow
You want it too, I want it too.

As I go, remember all the simple things you know,
My mind is just a crutch and I still hope, that you will miss me when
I'm gone
This is the last song
Kxs:Yeah!!We rock shit!
Hitsu:Dosen't make sense...
Kxs:Go to hell!Next song please....
All around me are familiar faces
Worn out places, worn out faces
Bright and early for their daily races
Going nowhere, going nowhere
Their tears are filling up their glasses
No expression, no expression
Hide my head I want to drown my sorrow
No tomorrow, no tomorrow

And I find it kinda funny
I find it kinda sad
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had
I find it hard to tell you
I find it hard to take
When people run in circles
It's a very, very mad world mad world

Children waiting for the day they feel good
Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday
Made to feel the way that every child should
Sit and listen, sit and listen
Went to school and I was very nervous
No one knew me, no one knew me
Hello teacher tell me what's my lesson
Look right through me, look right through me

And I find it kinda funny
I find it kinda sad
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had
I find it hard to tell you
I find it hard to take
When people run in circles
It's a very, very mad world ... mad world
Enlarging your world
Mad world

Jonas:YAY!WE ROCK!
Kxs:Final Song please..guys...1...2...3...
Oh, well imagine, as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,
and I can't help but to hear, no I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words:
"What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding!" says a bridesmaid to a waiter.
"And yes, but what a shame, what a shame, the poor groom's bride is a whore."

I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
I'd chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of...

Well in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved
Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne
Oh! Well in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved
Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne, pour the champagne

I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
I'd chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.

Again...

I'd chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
I'd chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.

Again...
Kxs:WOO!Cya guys LATER

luna: *rubbing bum* ow.
jordon: whats the matter luna?
luna: KxS raped me.
jordon: WHAT? KxS messed with my luna-chan?! i'am gonna kill him *goes and beats the hell out of KxS* yeah i onwed his ass,
luna: GET HIM *luna and kyo rape jordon*
jordon: aaaaahhhhh...... oooooo
hitsutoro: dude weak.
jonas: at least i ain't the only one that got raped in this unholy fic.
shadow shirken: wheres my money ho?
jonas: what?
shadow: you heard me, i didn't put you up on that corner for nothing.
jonas: it was a slow weak and i had to use all the money i made for, medical crap and food.
shadow shriken:*shoots jonas* no on emesses with my money.

Kxs:HAHAHAHH!YOU DIDEN'T BEAT ME UP SISSY!YOU PASSED ME FIVE BUCKS TO MAKE THE NOISES~
Jordon:WHAT!?um...um...impossiblw~
Kxs:*rapes him*NO ONE MAKES A HO OUTTA MY HO,HO!
S s:WHAT THE FUCK!?I MADE A HO OUTTA YOUR H,O HO!
Kxs:I would rape you...but my ass hurts right..*turns around and throws Gaara off of him*LATER GAARA!DAMN IT!
S s:Heh heh...weak...
Kxs:*rapes Luna again*IN YO FACE HO!
Haku:LOVE ME!
Kxs:*shoots him*BITCH!
S s:Im having trouble keeping up with this fic,and I wrote it
Kxs:Ho!SHUTUP!
S s:Can I be in your band?
Kxs:If you rape me.
S s:Faggot!
Kxs:BWAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAH!*stalks Kiera*
Hitsutoro:HEY!I WAS NOT RAPED IN THIS FIC!YET!
Kxs:Your green hair scares me.go find another rapist Ho.
Hitsutoro:Shika-kun?
Shikamaru:Um...Listen...That was a one time deal.I gotta go,by
Hitsu:*cries*
Kxs:*laughs as he stalks*
S s*wonders what the fuck happend to his fic*

Kyo: -smirking-
Luna: -hiding- mommy.. mommy.. mommy.. i want my mommy... mommy..
Kiera: Err.. -Bitchslaps KxS- Stop stalking me! Anyways, Lee your song got deleted.. BUT I WILL POST IT AGAIN! later.. I'm tired..
Luna: -crying-
-Roy runs in-
Roy: LUNA-CHAN!!!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
Luna: -actually happy to see Roy- SAVE ME!
Roy: -swings Luna over his shoulder- Who did this to her?
Kyo: -Sigh- KxS.. {whispers: I never get any attention.. I mean seriously, I dont want to be raped or anything..}
Roy: -Takes out sword-
Jonas: This is the stuff!
S S: -Still wondering what happened to his fic-
Jordon: -acting like Luna-
Kyo: C'mon Jordon! It wasnt that bad was it?
Jordon: With two girls, YES!
Kyo: Oh.. I see.. -disappears in a POOF!-
Kiera: I'm the only normal person in this fic!
Roy: Your anything but normal..
Luna: UHMM HELLO? -Sees the remote for the shocking collar- ROY GET IT!
Kiera: -Grabs it- Mwauhaha! -Tosses her extras to KxS and S S-
Luna: NOOO! -Falls to the ground crying- -Gets shocked-
Roy: GAHHHHHHH! -Breaks all the remotes-
Kiera: *sigh* I guess I need new remotes..
Kyo: -Walks in the door with Neji-
Neji: ......
Kiera: Ahh, another Naruto character!
Kyo: -Narrows eyes- Back off. He's mine. *hisses*
Neji: AHHHHH!
Everyone: ......
.......
S S: BOB, THE SIGN!

[ Episode Finished ]

MWAUHAHAHA

Kxs:THATS IT!THANKS TO KYO,THIS BAND IS OVER!
Kyo:What the hell did I do?
Kxs:Im not gonna rape you!
Kyo:I diden't ask that!
Kxs:SHATUP!
Kyo:SCREW YOU!
Jonas:SOMEONE KISS ME!
Kyo:...sure..*kisses Jonas*
Jonas:WOO BABY!IM ALIVE!
Kyo:*freaks out*WHAT?YOU WERE DYING!?*jumps out a window*
Kxs:SHUTUP!soothing music...
saw fireworks from the freeway and behind closed eyes I cannot make them go away
Cause you were born on the fourth of july, freedom ring
now something on the surface it stings
that something on the surface it kind of makes me nervous who says that you deserve this
and what kind of god would serve this? We will cure this dirty old disease
if you've got the poison I've got the remedy

the remedy is the experience. It is a dangerous liaison
I say the comedy is that its serious. Which is a strange enough new play on words
I say the tragedy is how youre gonna spend the rest of your nights with the light on
So shine the light on all of your friends because it all amounts to nothing in the end.

I wont worry my life away.
I wont worry my life away.

I heard two men talking on the radio in a cross fire kind of new reality show
Uncovering the ways to plan the next big attack
they were counting down the days to stab the brother in the be right back after this
the unavoidable kiss, where the minty fresh death breath is sure to outlast his catastrophy
dance with me, because if you've got the poison, I've got the remedy

the remedy is the experience. It is a dangerous liaison
I say the comedy is that its serious. Which is a strange enough new play on words
I say the tragedy is how youre gonna spend the rest of your nights with the light on
So shine the light on all of your friends because it all amounts to nothing in the end.

I wont worry my life away.
I wont worry my life away.

When I fall in love I take my time
There's no need to hurry when I'm making up my mind
You can turn off the sun but I'm still gonna shine and I'll tell you why
Because

the remedy is the experience. It is a dangerous liaison
I say the comedy is that its serious. Which is a strange enough new play on words
I say the tragedy is how you're gonna spend the rest of your nights with the light on
So shine the light on all of your friends because it all amounts to nothing in the end.

I wont worry my life away.
I wont worry my life away.
I wont and I wont and I wont [etc.]
Kyo:WORRY ABOUT WHAT!?OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!
Kxs:DAMN IT!COOL DOWN!

shadow: he you didn't rape jordon, you raped sasuke, i paid sasuke to transform into jordon and beat you up.
jordon: yeah i'am over here, oh and for calling me a sissy i brought micheal jaskson iwth to get your ass... but i did get raped by luna and kyo.
mj: a HEE HEE... CHAMOANA.
S S: *runs*
luna&kyo:* grabs jordon and drags him to the bath room*.
jordon:aahhhh... summing jutsu*summons shock and puts it on kyo and then shocks her with* comeon luna we'll go hide together.
roy:no lunas mine....aaaaaahhhhhhh*gets raped by mj*
hitsutoro:*grabs hinata and rapes her and then gets raped by orochimaru*
S S: -still wondering what the fuck happened to his fic-
jonas:*grabs ino and rapes her ass*
KxS: *gets arrested for possession of crack and rape*

-jade kicks down door-
jade: wheres my jordon-kun at?
shadow shriken: i'll go look for him... but first i got to take i wizz *goes to bathroom and opens door to see jordon tied upand naked with a sock in his mouth.
jordon:*spitting sock out and mouthing* help me
luna:*naked and coming out of a stall* its just you and me bab.......
jade: what the hell are you doing to jordon....... becuz you ain't doing it right, you need a whip and hot oil.
jordon:O_O
shadow shriken: *slams door and runs*
4 hours later
jordon:*rocking back and forth on ground* mommy... mommy....mommy
shadow shriken: hey jordon i'll let you turn into your griffin form if you cheer up.
jordon: YAY.....
shadow shriken: but first we go into the talk show qhase of the show, now we're gonna bring the first person you ever made it with in my fic *the new ninja*.
jordon: no no no, not her.
sakura:yay i'am finally this fic.
jordon:nnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooo

Jordon:Shit.shit.shit shit shit!
Sakura:Hello Jordon!*sits by him and smiles*
Hitsutoro:Hello people.I'm filling in for Shadow Shriken and I am officially gonnaask you too questions!
Jordon:Why me...
Hitsutoro:HEY!YOU WERENT FUCKED BY A SNKAE MAN!SHUT UP!
Sakura:mmm....Hitsutoro...you look nic-
Hitsutoro:Shutup Whore!
Sakura:Ah....
Jordon:heh heh heh.... slut
Sakura:Thats enough!
Jonas:BITCH!
Sakura:8throws a chair at them all*
Everyone:*dodges and runs*
Sakura:*stalks them all and is than raped by Naruto*
Naruto:FUCKIN WHORE!
Sakura:Ow!
Naruto:LEE!RAPE THIS BITCH!
Lee:Sakura-chan is not a bitch,Naruto.
Naruto:I dont give a fuck!Rape her!
Lee:No can do.i ahve a girlfriend now Uzumaki-san.
Naruto:So do I!
Lee:Obviously Hinata
Naruto:Nope!Tsunade!
Lee:...
Everyone: . . . . . . .. . . . .. .
Jordon:Could this get even worse!?
Kxs:*tears down the door*IM BACK BABY!
Everyone:SHIT!

Kyo: I dont need you people!
KxS: Good..
S S: We should be nice to her.. I have a bad feeling about this...
Kiera: GO KYOOO!
Kyo: -Turns into a killer bunny- RAWR!!!
Everyone: .......
Kiera: -Drags a bag into the laundry room- Lalalalala.. Oh, and this isnt one of KxS's ocs you know.. Its not like I've been putting him in a washer for my parts.. Lalalalala..
Lee: -Smacks forehead-
KxS: ..... Thats okay I guess..
Kyo: -Slashes Jordons face- Thats for leaving me for Luna! Shes taken you baka! -Curls up in a ball and crys-
Kiera: Luna get me some popcorn..
Luna: NO!
Kiera: Remember the deal?
Luna: -Eyes widen- Errmm.. -Gets popcorn-
Jonas: I WANT GRAVY TO BE PUT ON MY FEET!
Jade: .... How come I was only in one thing?
Kiera: ....... Because Kyo thinks your Jordons sister so she might slash your face...
Kyo: Hmm? -Turns to face Jade- AHHHHHHH! -Slashes her face-
Jade: Holy crap!!!~~~~~~~!@!!!!~~~~~
Kiera: ... Hehehehe! Squigly linessssss~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Everyone: ........... ~~~~~~~~~~~~
Jonas: HI~~~
Jade: Be quiet and go to sleep..
Kyo: GRRRRRR. -Slashes Jade's face again-
Luna: Tell Jordon to leave be alone~~ I must stay faithful to Roy in atleast ONE FIC!
Kiera: Shut up..
Luna: -Pokes Lee-
Kiera: KYO! GET HER!
Kyo: -Slashes Luna all over-
Kiera: Ahh.. BOB THE SIGN!

[Episode Finished]

Kxs:Me like to lick...
Kyo:Hes been at it all day!
Jonas:Waht happend?
Kyo:He was hypnotized by this german chameloen,and now he thinks he's one!
Kxs:IM SPIDERMAN!*jumps off a bridge*
Keira:He's finna;y gone...
Kxs:IM A CHICKEN!
Kiera:...this could get interesting...
Kxs:I'm an assslave!
Everyone:Heh heh...HE's MINE!
Kxs:...momma?*is attacked*OWW!STOP RAPING ME!
Everyone except Hitsutoro:NO!
Hitsutoro:*walks out of a bathroom and kicks luna*suck harder you dirty whore!
Luna:*obeys*
Hitsutoro:Heh heh....bitch
Luna:Stop making me be your sex slave!
Hitsutoro:FUCK YOU!
S s:Um....You guys...help Kxs
Hitsutoro:NO!wait...wahts coming over that hill?
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~:NOW!WE ATTACK!
Hitsutoro:Shit!THE SQUIGGLYS RETURN!
Bum bum bum...we find out what happens next....right now!
Hitsutoro:OH SHIT!*gets mauled by the ~'s*
Luna:IM FREE!*gets mauled by the ~'s*
S s:*kills a ~*HA HA!*gets gutted*

jordon:thank god the squigly lines are gone.... and my face still hurts.
jade; same here.
S s: what about me i was gutted my ocs are now scar faces and....
jordon: what?! i have a scar on my face?! thats it *turns to griffin jordon* hey kyo.
kyo:what ho?
jordon: take this*cuts her and hitsutoro into seven pieces with his sword* who else wants some?
everyone:O_O..... *everyone runs away*
jade: he has gone cazy...
S s: na he just turns evil when he goes into his griffin form.
KxS:*making naruto his bitch*
jordon: hey peeps.
everyone: aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
jordon: what i'am back to normal... but hitustoro and kyo are dead....

Rose: -revives Kyo-
Kiera: Thanks Rose! You can hang around if you want.. And dead laundry man, Luna is MY slave.. -Grabs Luna and whistles-
Chouji: -Comes out of nowhere- Yes master?
Rose: -Turns red.. like a Rose.. XD-
Chouji: -Notices this and turns red-
Kiera: Urrmmmmmm anyways, I need you to take Luna to my OC cabin.. -Growls at Jordon-
Chouji: -Takes Luna away-
Roy: -Stabs Jordon and grabs Luna- BYE SUCKERS! -Disappears-
Everyone: .......
Kiera: ~~~~~~~~
S S: HOLY SHIZZZZZZZZZ!
Kiera: -Slices them with sword- IDIOTSSSS! DONT MESS WITH MY urrmm... WORDS!
KxS: Jonas.. In the closet.. NOW..
Jonas: -whimpers and goes into the closet-
Rose: Umm.. Well, anyways... We have Rock Lee singing 'Story Of A Girl' ....
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[Lee]
This is the story of a girl
Who cried a river and drowned the whole world
And while she looks so sad in photographs
I absolutely love her
When she smiles

Now how many days in a year
She woke up with hope
But she only found tears
And I can be so insincere
Making her promises never for real
As long as she stands there waiting
Wearing the holes in the soles of her shoes
Now how many days disappear
When you look in the mirror
So how do you choose

Your clothes never wear as well the next day
And your hair never falls in quite the same way
You never seem to run out of things to say

This is the story of a girl
Who cried a river and drowned the whole world
And while she looks so sad in photographs
I absolutely love her
When she smiles

Now how many lovers would stay
Just to put up with this shit
Day after day
Now how did we wind up this way
Watching our mouths for the words that we say
As long as we stand here waiting
Wearing the clothes or the soles that we choose
Now how do we get there today
When we're walkin too far for the price of our shoes

Your clothes never wear as well the next day
And your hair never falls in quite the same way
You never seem to run out of things to say

This is the story of a girl
Who cried a river and drowned the whole world
And while she looks so sad in photographs
I absolutely love her
When she smiles

Well your clothes never wear as well the next day
And your hair never falls in quite the same way
You never seem to run out of things to say

This is the story of a girl
Who cried a river and drowned the whole world
And while she looks so sad in photographs
I absolutely love her

This is the story of a girl
Her pretty face she hid from the world
And while she looks so sad and lonely there
I absolutely love her

This is the story of a - girl
Who cried a river and drowned the whole world
And while she looks so sad in photographs
I absolutely love her
When she smiles
When she smi-iles!
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Kiera: THAT WAS AMAZING!
Rose: I agree! -Wiping her eyes-
S S: That was okay..
Jordon: IT SUCKED!
Kiera: WHAT DID YOU SAY? -Turns into a snake-
Jordon: ......
Kiera: -Bites his leg and rips some of his skin off-

[ WE ARE SORRY, BUT THIS SCENE HAS BEEN TAKEN OUT DUE TO BLOOD AND GUTS SO YOU WILL BE WATCHING A SQUIRTLE (Pokemon..) SAYING ITS NAME.. ]

[ HOLY CRAP YOU SHOULD SEE THIS STUFF! ITS ALL BLOODY! ]

[ The fight is over.. ]

Jordon: -in a corner-
Kiera: Ummmm...
S S: THAT WAS THE SHIT!
KxS: YEAH! WHAT THE GAYWAD SAID!
S S: .....
KxS: Erm... That slipped out... Sorry! I meant err... CANDY!
S S: COOL! ^_^
Kiera: Uhmm... -Walks out the door with her OC's and Lee-

[ EPISODE END ]

jordon:(heals himself) SON OF BITCH! (turns back into griffin and throws kyo into lava and goes and finds roy and throws him into hell and then grabs luna and goes back to the place where everyone else is at...... and then stabs jonas* wow i feel great.
S s: okay now can get with questions, i want to ask you and sakura?
jordon: *sighs* alright..... but i want to sit next to luna.
kyo: help m*gets shot by S s*
S s: shut the fuck up no body likes you.
SxL: i do...
S s:...... *blows SxL snd roses heads off*
jordon: you went a little to far didn't you?
S s: you want to get shot to?
jordon: no but *gets shocked by collar* WHAT THE FUCK!?
S s: i borrowed put that on you were asleep bitch now shut up.

Kiera: SHIT YOU FUCKING FOOL! ITS BECAUSE IM A GIRL RIGHT? HUH HUH? -Shoots everyone in the room-
S S: Uhhh....
KxS: ..........
Kiera: Luna, over here NOW.
Luna: -Walks over slowly-
Kiera: -Throws a sign at the people on stage-
Lee: OWW!
Kiera: HOLY SHIT! IM SORRY LEE!
Lee: Its okay ^_^
Some crazy guy: Uhm yeah, you called me for the raping of someone?
Kiera: Mhm. S S please. And do it in a closet or something.. -Hands him 50 bucks- Make it for two episodes! -Evil smirk-
Sakura: I think I messed up my hair!
Lee: SAKURA! I WILL SA-
Kiera: I dont think so, lover boy...
Lee: Oops.. Sorry.. Hard to shake it off..
Kiera: Okay!
Kyo: -Evil eye to everyone- Fuck you all...
Kiera: Kyo needs to take a chill pill! -Whistles-
Neji and Chouji: Yes?
Kiera: Take Rose and Kyo back to the hotel room. And dont tell anyone where it is!
Neji and Chouji: Kay! -Walk off-
Kiera: I have taken them out of the series now.. MWAUHAHAHAHAHA.. Now Rose cant give me my medicine and Kyo wont be trying to get Jordon to love her... ... ... .. . .
KxS: IM HERE YOU KNOW!!!
Jonas: ... SAME!
Kiera: -Sigh- Im mad at you. -Throws popcorn-
Jonas: I didnt do anything!
Kiera: .... NOT YOU, IDIOT!
Jonas: Kayy!
KxS: .....
Bob: Need a sign?
Everyone: NOO!
S S: NOOO! PLEASE DONT! OMG! NOO! NOO!
Kiera: Mwauhahahaha.. And dont call me SxL.. its so like five minutes ago..
KxS: Okay...
Kiera: Call me KxL if you dont want to call me Kiera...
Jonas: How about K-dawg?!?!?!
Kiera:... I'm not gangsta, idiot..
Jonas: Oops, sorry..
Jordon: -Crawling towards Luna-
Luna: -Kicks him in the head-
Jordon: OWW!

[ End Episode ]

jordon: i'am sssoooooooooooo bored.
S s: i'am not i finally got to kill someone.
jordon:*in a bored voice* who?
S s: well iwas goin gto kill kiera but she ain't worth it so instead i.... killed that guy that tried to rape me and..... lee mhuhaahahaha... and then KxS raped him.
KxS: lee had a tight ass!
sakura: any way since luna has nothing to do with you wanna go get soemthing to eat?
jordon:sure
S s: well now my oc is going out with a whore, how can it possibly get worse?
jade; uh S s
S s: yeah?
jade: i'am pregant.... by KxS.
S s: O_O......... i hate my life

Kxs:No way man.I dont rape girls.Its not my STYLE.
Jordon:Than who the fuck raped her?
Kxs:DIDENT RAPE LEE EITHER!KIERA DID GOD DAMN YOU PEOPLEZ!?
S s:Yo guys!IM GONNA KILL YOU FOR RAPING MY OCS!*summons flaming monkeys*
Kxs:*summons an infinite amount of weasels and makes them devour the monkeys*
S s:Oh shit!
Kiera:NOW THE THREE AUTHORS SHALL FMEET IN COMBAT!
Kxs:*appears in black armor with a massive flail*Oh fuck!!!!!!!!!
S s:*appears in blue armor wit a bazooka*Hell Yea!
Kiera:*appears in a box floating above the arena*AND I AM THE MOD!
S s:What the fuck is a mod?
Kiera:*lightning blasts around S s's feet*I MAKE RADOM SHIT HAPEN!
Kxs:yeah!*is crushed by a fatass penguin*Oh crap!!!!!!!
Kiera:MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHA!
Kxs and S s:Shit....
To Be Continued!
Dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

S s: thats is fucking it i'sm gonna blow this fic tto hell and back*pulls out special type grenade* jordon, jade get over here.
jordon/jade:*walks over to S s*
S s: three...two...one....zero
everyone else:nnnnnoooooooooooo
jordon: erase grenade.
BBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM
jordon:hey we're back at the begging of the fic.
S s: it actually worked?
jade: hey i'am not pregant any more YAY......not lets do it again*jumps on jordon*
S s: okay this is weird, where is everyone?
jordon:*pushing jade off* i don't know it is kinda weird, right jade....jade?
S s: holy shit shes gone!
jordon:what no girls....i can't live anymore.
sakura: hey i'am girl.
jordon:thank you god *rapes sakura...kinda*
S s: okay all my friends are gone well i'll just wait around and see if any thing new happens.

Kiera: -Pops up behind S S with Luna- HIIIIII!
S S: ..... Great..
Kiera: Maybe I should just call Ashley.. -Gets out phone-
Luna: NO! DONT! TRUST ME! YOU DONT WANT HER TO!
Jordon: NOOOOOO!... I guess..
Kiera: Then tell me where Lee is!
S S: The bathroom..
Kiera: ROSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Rose: -Comes out of nowhere- Hmm?
Kiera: Get Lee..
Rose: But isnt that inv-
Kiera: JUST GO GET HIM!
Rose: -Disappears- . . . . -Appears with Lee- Bye! -Disappears again-
Kiera: -Makes lion fall from the sky- Hey! I can still make random stuff happen! Oh and S S, what was that about not being worthy enough to be killed?
S S: ....
Kiera: ATTACK MY ARMY OF KILLER ZEBRAS!
-A million Zebras come out os nowhere and attack S S-
S S: OWW! MAKE THEM STOP!
Kiera: Nahhh.. Im not 'worthy enough'
Luna: ... Is this a little to much?
Kiera: No! You should fight with me because no one respects women!
-Ashley comes out of nowhere-
Ashley: I HAVE A CLONE!
Everyone: -Gasp-
Ashley: -Pulls out Xian-
S S: ... That doesnt look like you.. You look like your OC Kendria..
Ashley: WHO CARES! I love my Xian-poo!
Xian: Uhhh...
Kiera: HEY KxS, HE MIGHT LIKE YOU! -Whispers:hes bi!-
KxS: I have no interest in him..
Xian: I dont care.. I like Kankuruo..
Ashley: He fits me well!
KxS: So you like girls and guys?
Ashley: .. YOU IDIOT! He acts like me ^_^!
Kiera: -Transports Ashley to her house with Xian-
Everyone besides Kiera: HOW DID YOU DO THAT?
Kiera: You might not want to get on my nerves or you could be sent to... somewhere.. *evil laugh*
-Kyo appears-
Kyo: Umm, I just wanted to ask if anyones seen Jordon?
Kiera: ... On the floor..
Kyo: Kay. -Stomps on his face and disappears-
Jordon: OWW!
Kiera: Heehehehehehehehehe..
Luna: .....
Kiera: Luna start talking..
Luna: Theres nothing to talk about.. My life is the same as it has always been..
Kiera: o.O whatever..

[End Episode]

Kxs:*sits ina cahir in the middle of a living room*Im here to tell you guys,He said stop writing for now.He wants it to be ver.So let him end it!I wish it wasen't like thatT.TI HATE YOU SS!XD!Kidding.But i will miss this.I have currently put every character in this fic locked up!And unless S s says anything about restarting this fic,it will stay that way. im switching it to complete and he can change it if he wants to add to it.Good day to you people...*lights the peoples on fire and lalalas*
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midnight

S s:*sneaking to front door with jordon and jade and whispering* okay we're alomost out of here all we need to do now is get the hell out of here.
jade: but what about the fic?
jordon/S s: fuck the fic!
S s: it just ain't worth it we get picked on all day and you keep getting raped.
jordon/jade:oh right.
S s:.... wait a sec why are we wasting time?
jordon:hey your right we're just sitting here wasting time.
jade:yeah.
S s: then lets hurry up and get out of here *S s, jordon and jade walk out of the audiotorum*
jordon:he he good thing i slitted lees throat and then threw him and lava and then had him erased from the fic and he won't be in the sequel thats coming up nether.