jordon: welcome the konoha talent show.
hitsutoro: yeah bitches welcome.
audience:.......
hitsutoro:*holds sawed off shot gun to audience*
audience: *starts clapping and cheering*
luna: hey i'am supposed to do that *gets shocked by shock collar* HOLY SHIZZ.... where that come from she ain't close enough to do that.
jordon:*holding out shock collar remote and smiling* i borrowed it from her.
luna: aaaaahhhh* pushes jordon on the ground and jumps on him*
jordon:what the? get off me!
luna:*puts hand in jordons pocket*
jordon:hey what the heck are you doin tring to grab my.....
hitsutoro: hey guys ain't a bad idea to have sex right and ain't luna with that roy guy?
jordon: shut up hitsutoro!
luna:*pulls out jordon's larry the cable guy lighter*
jordon: hey give me that back it's mine.
luna:*holding up lighter* give me that remote and you can have it back.
lighter: git-r-done...git-r-done
jordon:*smiles and reaches behind luna*
luna:what the heck are you smiling about?*feels jordon pinch her ass* HOLY SHIZZ *jumps up and drops lighter*
jordon:*put both lighter and remote in pocket* HA you thought you could get me huh?
luna:*rubbing bum* did you really have to pinch my ass?
jordon:yup only way i knew to get you off me... and i kinda thought you like it.^_^
luna: why you...
hitsutoro:shut up already so we can get on with the show we only have enough time for one song.
jordon:okay the only one that will be singing to day is.....*loos at card* me?
luna: YAY you gonna embrasses your shelf.
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music playing

jordon: theres another world in side of me that you may never see
theres secerts in this life that i can't hide
some where in this darkness theres a
light that i can't find or maybe it's to far away yeah or maybe i'am just blind..... or maybe i'am just blind....... SO HOLD ME WHEN I"AM HERE LOVE ME WHEN I"AM GONE, YOU CAN HOLD ME WHEN I"AM SCARED AND LOVE ME WHEN I"AM GONE, EVERYTHING I AM AND EVERY THING IN ME WANTS TO BE THE ONE YOU WANTED ME TO BE,I NEVER LET YOU DOWN EVEN WHEN I COULD, GIVE UP EVERY THING IF ONLY FOR YOUR GOOD SO HOLD WHILE I"AM HERE, LOVE WHEN I"AM GONE, YOU CAN HOLD ME WHEN I"AM SCARED, I WON"T ALWAYS BE THERE, AND LOVE ME WHEN I"AM GONE, and love me when i'am gone and that x-ray when i see under my skin, i won't tell you a damn thing that i couldn't tell my friends, i'am roaming through ,i'am alive but i'am alone, a part of me me is fighting yes, BUT PART OF ME IS GONE, SO HOLD ME WHILE I"AM HERE, LOVE ME WHEN GONE ME WHEN I"AM GONE, YOU CAN HOLD WHEN I"AM SCARED AND LOVE ME WHEN I"AM GONE , EVERY THING I AM IN EVERY THING IN ME ME WANTS TO BE THE ONE YOU WANTED ME TO BE, I NEVER LET YOU DOWN EVEN WHEN I COULD, GIVE UP EVERTHING IF ONLY FOR YOU GOOD, SO HOLD ME WHILE I"AM HERE, LOVE ME WHEN I"AM GONE, YOU CAN HOLD ME WHEN I"AM SCARED , I WON"T ALWAYS BE THERE AND LOVE ME WHEN I"AM GGGGGGGGOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEE
*music plays awhile* or maybe i'am just blind *more music plays* SO HOLD ME WHEN I"AM HERE, LOVE ME WHEN I"AM GONE, YOU CAN HOLD ME WHEN I"AM SCARED, EVERY THING I AM AND EVERYTHING IN ME WANTS TO BE THE ONE YOU WANTED ME TO BE, I NEVER LET YOU DOWN EVEN WHEN I COULD GIVE UP EVERTING IF ONLY FOR YOUR GOOD, SO HOLD ME WHEN I"AM HERE, LOVE ME WHEN I"AM GONE, YOU CAN HOLD ME WHEN I"AM SCARED, I WON"T ALWAYS BE THERE, AND LOVE ME WHEN I"AM GONE and love me when me i'am gone woooooowo and love me when i'am gone, when i'am gone when i'am gone when i'am gone when i'am goneeee *jordon and music fades out*
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hitsutoro/luna: o_o.... wow
audience: *cheering and appualding*
jordon: damn i didn't know i could sing.
jonas:*popping out from nowhere* and thats all for today.