RamenDude has logged in
MrSandman has logged in
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RamenDude: Hey guys! Is this thing working for you guys too?

MrSandman: Yeah, I don't seem to be having any trouble. What about you, Neji?

Fate: No problems here.

RamenDude: Sweet!

Fate: So how's training with Jiraiya going?

RamenDude: Not bad. You guys do anything special?

Fate: Not really. Unless you call being a chuunin special.

RamenDude: OMG YOUR A CHUUNIN!?

Fate: Yeah, so?

RamenDude: OMG THAT'S AWESOME!

MrSandman: You get excited too easily, Uzamaki.

Fate: At least you never had to live in the same vilage as him.

1227Hyuuga has logged in

1227Hyuuga: Hello....

Fate: Hinata-sama.

RamenDude: Hey, Hinata!

1227Hyuuga: uhnjmujmjn

RamenDude: ???

MrSandman: What the hell is that supposed to mean?

RamenDude: I have no idea. Hey, Neji, is she okay?

Fate: Hold on, I'll go check. Just give me a minute.

Fate has logged out

WpnsMstr has logged in

WpnsMstr: Hey u guys!

RamenDude: Hey Tenten.

WpnsMstr: I saw Neji's username on the list of people in this chat. Where is he?

MrSandman: He went to go check on his cousin. She typed some random gibberish a little while back and hasn't said anything since.

WpnsMstr: I'll just wait for him to come back, then.

RamenDude: So Gaara, what's going on with you?

MrSandman: Oh, nothing much. I've been suggested to be the next Kazekage.

WpnsMstr: Nice!

RamenDude: Aw, I'm jealous.

MrSandman: Course, tonight I'm going to go around and kill the other candidates so that I can secure the position.

RamenDude: Lol.

MrSandman: I wasn't joking.

RamenDude: O.O

1227Hyuuga: Hey, did I miss anything?

WpnsMstr: Hi Hinata! You've been quiet!

1227Hyuuga: It's Neji. I found Hinata passed out with her forehead on the keyboard. I'm heading back to my computer now and logging back in. See ya in a few.

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MrSAndman: Hey, Uzamaki, I think I've heard of that Jiraiya guy. Didn't he go around Sunagakure ten years ago stealing all the women's underwear he could get his hands on?

RamenDude: Hell if I know. Of course, knowing Ero-sennin, I wouldn't put it past him.

Fate has logged in

RamenDude: Hold on! How come it took you a shorter amount of time to get back to your computer than it did to get to Hinata's?

Fate: Its not my fault that the Hyuuga compound has loads of computers.

RamenDude: Why didn't you use Byakugan?

Fate: ................................

WpnsMstr: OMG NARUTO STOLE NEJI'S BRAIN!

MrSandman: Please. Naruto isn't smart enough to even steal free bread.

RamenDude: But if the bread was free, then there would be no point in stealing it, becaase something that is free technically can't be stolen.

Fate: ...........

WpnsMstr: ..............

MrSandman: .......... Siince when did you get so smart?

RamenDude: Hey, do you think that my body is the only thing I'm training? I'm working on my mind, too.

Fate: Huh. Well, I better go. Hiashi is having me scrub the toilets clean. Sadistic bastard....

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WpnsMstr: Aw, I didn't get the chance to talk to Neji!

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MrSandman: Well, I better get started with my killing spree.

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RamenDude: Damn, am I the only person who's sane?

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1227Hyuuga has logged in

1227Hyuuga: Wait, Naruto! I love you!

1227Hyuuga: Oh, he logged out before he could read what I said.....

1227Hyuuga has logged out

Fate has logged in
Avenger has logged in

Fate: Hello?

Avenger: Who the fuck are you? You're not Kimimaru!

Fate: I'm Hyuuga Neji..... wait a minute, you're Sasuke, aren't you?

Avenger: Oh, shit.

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Marrow has logged in

Marrow: Hey Sasuke, I didn't know you changed your username!

Fate: I didn't. This is Hyuuga Neji.

Marrow: ......Oh.

Fate: Sasuke was here earlier, though. He logged out as soon as I realized it was him, however.

Marrow: Why?

Fate: Oh, he's paranoid like that. I'm from Konoha, like he used to be, but I was one of the people who tried to drag him back here.

Marrow: Ah, now I know who you are. You're that kid who beat Kidoumaru.

Fate: Give me a description. I've beaten so many people it isn't funny.

Marrow: Four arms, spiky hair, had a habit of spitting spider webs out of his mouth.....

Fate: Oh, him. I'm still angry at that fucker for trying to kill me, you know.

Marrow: Meh, whatever. He was just doing his job..... badly, I might add.

1227Hyuuga has logged in
Youth has logged in

Youth: Greetings, Neji!

Fate: Oh, hell. Hinata, I thought you promised not to tell Lee about chatrooms?

1227Hyuuga: I'm sorry, Neji. But he asked rather nicely, and I didn't want to upset him.

Marrow: Hold on, Lee? As in Rock Lee!?

Youth: Yes, it is I! I am the noble green beast of Konoha! Have we met before?

Marrow: Yeah, you and your friend the sand man beat my ass!

Youth: Did we? Well then It surely must have been a youthful event!

Marrow: God! Your still as annoying as ever!

Youth: You mean I haven't gotten even more annoying? Then I shall run one thousand laps around Fire Country!

Youth has logged out

Marrow: What the fuck!? That's thousands of miles! What kind of idiot would do something like that!?

Fate: Lee.

1227Hyuuga: That isn't very nice, Neji. If I remember, you did something like that once too.

RamenDude has logged in

RamenDude: Do tell.

Fate: .......... Okay, is anyone else as creeped out by this as I am!?

Marrow: Shut up, the girl's trying to tell us the story.

1227Hyuuga: How did you know I'm a girl?

RamenDude: Oh my god, Hinata! You're a girl!?

1227Hyuuga has logged out

Fate: I think you hurt her feelings, bastard.

RamenDude: But I really didn't know! I mean, she never really did anything to show that she was a girl.

Marrow: Hold on, you're that dumbass whose ass I kicked, aren't you?

Fate: Oh my god, Naruto, why does everyone know you?

RamenDude: Hold on, I'm getting off for a bit. I have to go apologize to Hinata.

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Marrow: Not very bright, is he?

Fate: At least his heart's in the right place.

Marrow: Doesn't stop him from being a dumbass.

Fate: True.

Marrow: Hey, waht was Hinata talking about anyway?

Fate: It isn't anything important.

Marrow: Come on, tell me!

Fate: No.

Marrow: Come on!

Fate: NO.

Marrow: Please?

Fate: FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME, NO!

WpnsMstr has logged in

WpnsMstr: Hi Neji ^_^

Fate: ......... Hi Tenten........

WpnsMstr: Who ya talking to?

Marrow: I am Kaguya Kimimaru, last of the Kaguya clan.

WpnsMstr: Damn, a lot of clans are dying out nowadays, aren't they?

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1227Hyuuga has logged in

RamenDude: Hi guys ^_^

1227Hyuuga: Hello ^_^

Fate: So, you two made up?

RamenDude: Yeah, we reached an agreement. All I have to do now is wear a kimono for a month.

Fate: Hinata, why......?

1227Hyuuga: Well, I figured if he thought I was a boy, we would see how he would feel about people calling him a girl.

Marrow: Can you send me pictures?

1227Hyuuga: I'm not that mean.

RamenDude: What are you talking about, Hinata? Your not mean at all. In fact, you're pretty cool because of it!

1227Hyuuga: mjnminm jub

Marrow: ???

Fate: Oh god damn it, not again!

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WpnsMstr: Wah, neji isn't here any more!

WpnsMstr has logged out

1227Hyuuga: Sorry about that. I'm logging Hinata out now. I'm getting off, too. I'm playing this new game Hiashi gave me. For some odd reason, my character keeps going into epileptic shock.

RamenDude: Um, Neji, what is the name of that game?

1227Hyuuga: Powerful Genin of Tomorrow. Why?

RamenDude: You are aware that Hiashi is the one who created that game, right?

1227Hyuuga: Excuse me while I go kill that mother fucker.

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RamenDude: I better get going too. See ya!

RamenDude has logged out

Marrow: Oh, sure! Leave me here all alone! It's not like I have any feelings!

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1227Hyuuga has logged in
MrSandman has logged in
NotFat has logged in

1227Hyuuga: Hi everyone ^_^

MrSandman: You seem happy about something.

1227Hyuuga: I'm finally going to tell Naruto how I feel about him!

NotFat: Provided he is even paying attention. You know how easily he gets distracted.

MrSandman: Yeah, and make sure you use small words that are easy for him to understand. You know how dense he is.

1227Hyuuga: Why are you all so mean to Naruto?

NotFat: We're not being mean, we're just telling the truth.

MrSandman: If I was being an ass, I'm sorry. Old habits are hard to break, you know.

1227Hyuuga: Apology accepted.

NotFat: So you're really going to tell him this time?

1227Hyuuga: Yes.

MrSandman: You're not just going to blush and faint when he looks at you, are you?

1227Hyuuga: No, Neji has been helping me build my self-esteem. I can't help but be worried, though.....

NotFat: How so?

1227Hyuuga: Well, what if he rejects me? I'm really afraid of that.

NotFat: Naruto's better than that, I'm sure he won't be mean.

MrSandman: So I take it that's your greatest fear?

1227Hyuuga: ???

MrSandman: Well, everyone has something they are mortally afraid of. I think rejection from Naruto is your greatest fear.

NotFat: Yeah, like my greatest fear is a collection of diets.

MrSandman: You're afraid of a diet?

1227Hyuuga: What's your greatest fear, Gaara?

MrSandman: I'm not telling.

NotFat: Oh, come on, it can't be that bad.

MrSandman: You'll laugh.

1227Hyuuga: No we won't.

MrSandman: Alright, it's-

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HoundDawg has logged in

HoundDawg: Hey guys, how's it going?

NotFat: Well, Gaara was just about to tell us his greatest fear.

DesertWindz: Oh, I've never heard of this before!

MrSandman: Temari, if you tell anyone in the village I will do things to you so horrible that I can't say them here without getting banned.

DesertWindz: Damn Gaara, calm down. I can here you banging on the keyboard from down the hallway.

HoundDawg: So what is your greatest fear, Gaara?

MrSandman: My greatest fear is.... water.

1227Hyuuga: Oh, I get it. Water makes your sand useless, and that makes you vulnerable. I think that's pretty understandable.

DesertWindz: Yeah, that isn't anything too bad.

MrSandman: Thanks you guys.

NotFat: Oh my god! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

HoundDawg: Oh, jesus, my side hurts!

1227Hyuuga: Choji, Kiba, that isn't very nice.

HoundDawg: What are you going to do about it?

1227Hyuuga: I'm sending the vet over to the house to fix you.

HoundDawg: What is your bidding, oh mistress?

NotFat: WATER! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

MrSandman: SHUT THE HELL UP, FATASS!

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DesertWindz: I think you hurt his feelings, Gaara.

MrSandman: Sorry, I lost my temper. It still happens now and again.

1227Hyuuga: So Temari, what is your greatest fear?

DesertWindz: Well, there's this guy I like, but I can't work up the nerve to talk to him.

HoundDawg: Who is it?

TroubleSome has logged in

TroubleSome: Hey guys.

DesertWindz has logged out

HoundDawg: Well I guess that answers that question.

TroubleSome: Did I miss something?

1227Hyuuga: Well, Gaara hurt Choji's feeling when he called him fat, so Choji just logged out right away.

TroubleSome: Uh oh. Gaara, did you lock you front door?

MrSandman: No. Why?

TroubleSome: Maybe you should look out your window.

MrSandman: Oh, shit. Choji's standing out there with a hose!

HoundDawg: Quick, Gaara! Get out of there!

MrSandman: He's breaking down the door!

1227Hyuuga: What are you still doing up there typing!? RUN!

MrSandman: AAAAH!!!

TroubleSome: It was nice knowing him.

MrSandman: njdx;u. bt67 mb76

TroubleSome: That would be Choji, slamming Gaara's head against the keyboard.

MrSandman has logged out

HoundDawg: Well, I'm not getting on Choji's bad side again.

1227Hyuuga: Yeah..... Well, I think I'll go talk to Naruto now.

HoudDawg: See ya.

1227Hyuuga has logged out

TroubleSome: So what do you want to do?

HoundDawg: Want to play some Unreal Tournament?

TroubleSome: I'm game.

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MrSandman has logged in

MrSandman: Guys? I'm okay. Choji took it easy on me, but I think if one of you can call the hospital, I can still live!

Fate has logged in

Fate: Hey, Gaara, you wouldn't happen to know why Hinata was passed out in front of Ichiraku's Ramen stand, would you?

MrSandman: Neji! Quick! Send an ambulance to my house!

Fate: I'll take that as a no.

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MrSandman: Well, hopefully I still have some time to write my will.

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RamenDude has logged in
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RamenDude: Hey, who's ANBU13?

Fate: Beats me.

ANBU13: Uzamaki Naruto, we meet again.

Fate: ........ I swear to god, everyone single fucking person knows Naruto!

RamenDude: Who are you?

ANBU13: Are you really that dense?

Fate: I think that it's better not to answer that question.

1227Hyuuga: Neji, quit being so mean to Naruto!

RamenDude: Just answer the god damn question.

ANBU13: I am...... Uchiha Itachi.

Fate: Itachi!? WTF!?

RamenDude: How the hell did you get on here?

ANBU13: What, you think that just because Akatsuki is full of S-rank criminals we can't get a computer?

RamenDude: Yes.

ANBU13: Whatever. I will capture you here and now. MANGEKYOU SHARINGAN!

RamenDude: .......................................

ANBU13: Ha! You are now completely helpless!

RamenDude: Um, yeah, I don't think that'll work over the computer.

ANBU13: I don't understand! My Mangekyou Sharingan has never failed before!

1227Hyuuga: Well it just did. Now leave Naruto alone!

ANBU13: NO! I CANNOT BE DEFEATED!!!!

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Fate: Dude, that guy seriously has some issues.

RamenDude: Don't all of the enemy ninja younger than twenty?

1227Hyuuga: What do you mean by that, Naruto?

RamenDude: Take Haku. He follows Zabuza blindly even though he's a heartless bastard.

Fate: True.

RamenDude: Itachi murdered his clan. Kimimaru watched his clan get killed. And Gaara was treated like trash because he is the Shukaku container. Just like me.

Fate: Naruto, if Gaara is the current Shukaku container, then how can you be the Shukaku container?

RamenDude: That's not what I meant!

Fate: Well then what the fuck are you talking about?

Ten minutes later

1227Hyuuga: Naruto? Are you still there? You haven't said anything for a while now.....

RamenDude has changed his username to Fox9

Fox9: I'm sorry, but the whelp isn't here right now. Would you like me to leave a message?

Fate: Oh god, this isn't another Akatsuki member, is it?

Fox9: Do not compare me, the great Kyuubi no Yoko, with that trash!

Fate: Kyuubi!? You're supposed to be dead!

Fox9: Funny story, that..... oh, hold on a sec.

Fate: I think Naruto's gone mental, Hinata.

1227Hyuuga: I must admit that this isn't that good of a joke....

Fox9 has changed his username to RamenDude

RamenDude: Sorry about that.

RamenDude has changed his username to Fox9

Fox9: No he isn't!

Fox9 has changed his username to RamenDude

RamenDude: Yes I am!

RamenDude has changed his username to Fox9

Fox9: Shut up, whelp.

Fate: Are you as confused about this as I am?

1227Hyuuga: Oh yeah.

RamenDude: Fuck you stupid fox!

RamenDude has changed his username to Fox9

Fox9: Sorry, but you don't get that pleasure.

Fate: I swear, if someone doesn't tell me what the fuck is going on, I'm going to break some necks!

Fox9 has changed his username to RamenDude

RamenDude: Sorry about that. Had a little trouble with my "roommate".

Fate: Can I ask you something Naruto?

RamenDude: What?

Fate: Did you escape from the asylum or something!?

RamenDude: Fuck you Neji.

RamenDude has logged out

Fate: God, he's annoying.

IchaIchaFan has logged in

IchaIchaFan: Yo.

1227Hyuuga: Hello, Kakashi-sensei.

Fate: Kakashi, I think your student needs to be commited to an asylum.

IchaIchaFan: What makes you say that?

Fate: He kept changing his username between Fox9 and RamenDude. And he acted like it was two different people speaking.

IchaIchaFan: Oh, shit. The seal must be failing. I better go strengthen it.

IchaIchaFan has logged off

1227Hyuuga: Seal? What does that mean?

Fate: I'm not quite sure. Hold on, I'll go check in the library.

Fate has logged out

1227Hyuuga: And now I'm alone..... HEy, I haven't fainted yet!

RamenDude has logged in

RamenDude: Hey, Hinata, you want to meet me at Ichiraku's?

1227Hyuuga: uy7jhnmuy7njhbmnuyjhbm

RamenDude: Crap, I better call Neji.

RamenDude has logged out

1227Hyuuga: Damn it Naruto, why do you have to keep making Hianta faint!?

1227Hyuuga has logged out