Naruto: The Chatroom Chronicles by creepygothbunny
Summary: The world of Naruto gets chatrooms! What insanity awaits them?
Categories: MadFic > Parody Characters: All
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Completed: No Word count: 2773 Read: 6421 Published: 20/08/06 Updated: 21/08/06
First Chat by creepygothbunny
Author's Notes:
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or tis characters in any way. They are property of Kishimoto Masashi.
RamenDude has logged in
MrSandman has logged in
Fate has logged in


RamenDude: Hey guys! Is this thing working for you guys too?

MrSandman: Yeah, I don't seem to be having any trouble. What about you, Neji?

Fate: No problems here.

RamenDude: Sweet!

Fate: So how's training with Jiraiya going?

RamenDude: Not bad. You guys do anything special?

Fate: Not really. Unless you call being a chuunin special.

RamenDude: OMG YOUR A CHUUNIN!?

Fate: Yeah, so?

RamenDude: OMG THAT'S AWESOME!

MrSandman: You get excited too easily, Uzamaki.

Fate: At least you never had to live in the same vilage as him.

1227Hyuuga has logged in

1227Hyuuga
: Hello....

Fate: Hinata-sama.

RamenDude: Hey, Hinata!

1227Hyuuga: uhnjmujmjn

RamenDude: ???

MrSandman: What the hell is that supposed to mean?

RamenDude: I have no idea. Hey, Neji, is she okay?

Fate: Hold on, I'll go check. Just give me a minute.

Fate has logged out

WpnsMstr has logged in

WpnsMstr
: Hey u guys!

RamenDude: Hey Tenten.

WpnsMstr: I saw Neji's username on the list of people in this chat. Where is he?

MrSandman: He went to go check on his cousin. She typed some random gibberish a little while back and hasn't said anything since.

WpnsMstr: I'll just wait for him to come back, then.

RamenDude: So Gaara, what's going on with you?

MrSandman: Oh, nothing much. I've been suggested to be the next Kazekage.

WpnsMstr: Nice!

RamenDude: Aw, I'm jealous.

MrSandman: Course, tonight I'm going to go around and kill the other candidates so that I can secure the position.

RamenDude: Lol.

MrSandman: I wasn't joking.

RamenDude: O.O

1227Hyuuga: Hey, did I miss anything?

WpnsMstr: Hi Hinata! You've been quiet!

1227Hyuuga: It's Neji. I found Hinata passed out with her forehead on the keyboard. I'm heading back to my computer now and logging back in. See ya in a few.

1227Hyuuga has logged out

MrSAndman
: Hey, Uzamaki, I think I've heard of that Jiraiya guy. Didn't he go around Sunagakure ten years ago stealing all the women's underwear he could get his hands on?

RamenDude: Hell if I know. Of course, knowing Ero-sennin, I wouldn't put it past him.

Fate has logged in

RamenDude
: Hold on! How come it took you a shorter amount of time to get back to your computer than it did to get to Hinata's?

Fate: Its not my fault that the Hyuuga compound has loads of computers.

RamenDude: Why didn't you use Byakugan?

Fate: ................................

WpnsMstr: OMG NARUTO STOLE NEJI'S BRAIN!

MrSandman: Please. Naruto isn't smart enough to even steal free bread.

RamenDude: But if the bread was free, then there would be no point in stealing it, becaase something that is free technically can't be stolen.

Fate: ...........

WpnsMstr: ..............

MrSandman: .......... Siince when did you get so smart?

RamenDude: Hey, do you think that my body is the only thing I'm training? I'm working on my mind, too.

Fate: Huh. Well, I better go. Hiashi is having me scrub the toilets clean. Sadistic bastard....

Fate has logged out

WpnsMstr
: Aw, I didn't get the chance to talk to Neji!

WpnsMstr has logged out

MrSandman
: Well, I better get started with my killing spree.

MrSandman has logged out

RamenDude
: Damn, am I the only person who's sane?

RamenDude has logged out

1227Hyuuga has logged in

1227Hyuuga
: Wait, Naruto! I love you!

1227Hyuuga: Oh, he logged out before he could read what I said.....

1227Hyuuga has logged out
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