/Put your hands on my....shouuuulders!
Hold me in your arms, baby,
Squeeze me Oh So tight and show me,
That you love me too-ooooo/

"Oh Sakuraaaa-chan!!!!" Naruto cried out with his arms open wide. "How about you follow that song and-..."

"No."

Naruto sank down to his hands and knees in defeat.

Sakura glared at the fallen boy and crossed her arms. "As if I would ever go out with you Naruto," she said distastefully.

Team Seven stood around the Bar-B-Que bar, waiting for the other teams to meet up for a Rookie Nine Dinner buffet party like they always do after Poker Night.

'Crap, who'd invite Naruto to our outings? Oh yeah. Hinata. God son of a-...'

"Ne- Sakura-chan-..."

"No!"

Naruto swooned to the floor with crocodile tears.

Sakura huffed in annoyance, tapping her feet. That is, until a certain member from a dead clan arrived with his ass on his head and his head on his ass.

"SASUKE-KUN!"

Naruto growled, his teeth showing in distaste.

/Put your lips next to...Miiiiine dear!
Won't you kiss me once, so baby,
Just a kiss goodnight and maybe,
You and I will fall in looooooove!/

"Sasuke-kun! This song...it speaks my mind. How about we-..."

"No."

Sakura fell to her hands and knees in defeat. Her alter ego, inner Sakura was cussing away like a sailor at sea. A rock pressed onto her back as Sasuke continued mentioning stuff about her being more annoying than Naruto.

Naruto stood up with his fist ready to fight. "Bastard!" he yelled.

Sasuke only looked at Naruto, before scoffing and turning away, making the boy even angrier.

Finally the last member of Team Seven arrived with a poof of smoke.

"Yo."

"KAKASHI-SENSEI! SASUKE'S BEING A DEUCE AGAIN!" Naruto yelled.

"Tattle Tale."

"SHUT UP SASUKE!"

"Awww, sorry to hear that Naruto but....I really don't care."

/People say that... love is a-aaa ga-aaame,
You just cant win,
If there's a way I'll find it someday
and then this fool will rush in/

"Hey, Kakashi-sensei...."

Kakashi was already flipping through his book.

"This song is really speaking to me. How about you and I go out to eat and-..."

"Sorry, not interested in snotty rich kids like you."

"..."

Sakura and Naruto had their mouths open in shock. Sakura then fainted while Naruto started to scream out loud.

"AHHHHHH!!! I KNEW YOU WERE GAY! AND YOU GOT SHOT DOWN!" Naruto yelled, shocked to his bone and shivering in disgust.

"...."

"S-Sasuke...-k-kun....why...."

"...."

Sasuke's eye twitched like never before. How dare someone refuse the almighty, handsome, dead-sexy, Uchiha, boy!

"Why not, pheasant?! I mean...Why not, Sensei!" Sasuke yelled.

Kakashi lifted his eyelid, my god what a work out.

"Because..."

/Put your hands on my...shoooouuulder~,
Whisper in my ear, baby,
Words I wanna hear, tell me,
Tell me that you love me too.../

Kakashi turned to the gawking orange boy next to the slowly recovering Sakura.

"Naruto, you and me are nothing but mammals, how about we do it like it's done on Discovery Channel. You know, with the lion chasing the antelope and the lion 'eating' the antelope."

Naruto paused in his gawking to gawk even more with wide eyes. Sakura's eyes widened as well as Sasuke's.

"..."

"..."

"..."

/Put your hands on my... shoooouuuulder~,
Whisper in my ear, baby,
Words I wanna hear, baby,
Put your hands on my shoulder.../

Naruto slowly began backing up. He was so quiet, everyone in the whole market road stopped to see what was going on with the Kyuubi container.

"I-I'm gonna go...and take a rain check. ....I need to take a shower...."

"Want me to join you?" Kakashi asked.

"...O_o..." Naruto just ran away as fast as he could.

"SENSEI!" Sakura screamed. "YOU'RE SO OLD!"

"Feh."

Sakura turned her head to the smirking Sasuke.

"Looks like the jokes finally on him, good work Sensei, we got him back," Sasuke said, collecting his CD from the Bar-B-Que bar manager.

Sakura turned her head to Sasuke, gawking, before squealing, "YAY HE'S NOT GAY!"

"We were joking?"

"..."

"..."

Sasuke and Sakura just stared at their teacher.

Kakashi stared back with confusion.

/Put your hands on my Shoulders.../

Owari~