Infanate Days of Randomness! by gaaras_girl343
Summary: Just random Naruto moments. It is a round robin, so feel free to add whatever you want. THE CHAPTERS DO NOT HAVE TO LINK TOGETHER! THEY ARE SEPERATED BY DAY. Just make sure that the chapter is titled Day 1:..... You get the idea. Now let the randomness begin!
Categories: Alternate Universe & Crossovers Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Completed: No Word count: 1148 Read: 7839 Published: 19/10/07 Updated: 15/01/09

1. Day 1: Hinata, Neji, and Naruto Meet Scooby-Doo... by gaaras_girl343

2. Day 2: Akatsuki Idol???? by gaaras_girl343

3. Day 3: Ronald McDonald is Scary....... by gaaras_girl343

4. Day 4: Chibi Attack! by ninja_and_kami

Day 1: Hinata, Neji, and Naruto Meet Scooby-Doo... by gaaras_girl343
Author's Notes:
Naruto is Misashi Kishimoto's and Scooby-Doo is Hanna-Barbera's. Scooby in Japan? WTF?
It was a peaceful, warm day in Konoha. Some people were cleaning up from the previous festival. Others were being lazy and eating endless bowls of ramen. Some were ninja, and were out training.

Hyuga Neji, Hyuga Hinata, and Uzumaki Naruto are some of those ninja. They were in Konoha's rather large training field, preparing for A-ranked missions when they came up.

"Scooby Dooby Doo!" Something yelled. It attracted Hinata's and Neji's attention, but not Naruto's.

"Like wait up, Scooby-Doo!" a guys voice said. The voice of the person finally got Naruto's attention. When Naruto turned around, a large brown dog came after him.

"Yuck. Get the fuck offa me, you stupid mutt!" Naruto yelled, pushing the rather heavy dog off of his body.

"Like, I am so sorry man!" the guy said, helping Naruto up.

"Who the fuck are you?" Neji asked, getting ready to defend his friends.

"Like, no need to be alarmed. Scoob and I won't hurt anyone. I'm Norville "Shaggy" Rogers. Just call me Shaggy."

"I'm Uzumaki Naruto."

"I'm Hyuga Neji."

"I-I'm Hyuga Hinata."

Neji paused for a moment. "What are you two doing here?"

"Like, we're on vacation. What do you guys do for a living? Like, us and the rest of the gang solve mysteries."

"W-we're Shinobi of the Hidden Leaf Village." Hinata said.

"Oh. I see. Well, like what is a shinobi?" Shaggy asked.

"A-a ninja," Hianta replied.

Scooby came up and sniffed Neji. Neji got an akward feeling, but said nothing until the dog put Neji on his back.

"Get me offa this crazy dog!" Neji yelled.

"Like, he likes you, Neji."

"Um, S-shaggy? N-neji's a little afraid of d-dogs. P-please tell Scooby t-to l-let Neji off." Hinata stuttered.

"Like, Scoob!" Scooby came to a halt, letting Neji off his back and running to Shaggy.

The group continued to get to know eachother better. By the time that they had finally stopped talking, Naruto and Neji had already gone home for the night.

"Like, come on Scoob. Time to go. The gang's gotta be worried about us by now," Shaggy said.

"Rokay, Raggy," Scooby said.

"I-it was n-nice meeting you, S-shaggy," Hinata said.

"Like, you too, Hinata."

"I-I hope we meet again."

"Maybe, maybe not."

Without saying another word, Hinata dissapeared in a cloud of smoke and Shaggy ran home.
End Notes:
I hope this was good. And if you are going to ask me, this didn't have any ShaggyHinata in it. If it sounds like it, let me know. Please review.
Day 2: Akatsuki Idol???? by gaaras_girl343
Author's Notes:
A wierd Akatsuki idol thing. Please review. I made up Ookami and Mokone. I do not own any of the songs.
"I'm bored," Ookami said to herself. Suddenly an idea popped up in her head. "I know! I can't wait! I'd better get Moko for this one!"

Ookami walked into Mokone's room. She saw Mokone sleeping with a book on her face. "Hey Moko, get up!"

"What is it now, Kami?" Mokone said, rubbing the sleep out of her eyes.

"I have a great idea. Why not have a singing contest between all of us? It'll be fun!"

"Sure! Let's go get the guys! We'll force em' to do it!"

"But how?"

"By taking the chocolate cake and hiding it until the contest is over."

"Great idea!"

-One Hour Later-

"Moko, do we have to do this?" Hidan whined.

"Yep! Who's first?" Mokone asked.

"Either you or Ookami! You thought of this stupid thing, you're going first!"

"Let's do one together, Moko!" Ookami exclaimed.

"Sure!"

"I did it all for the nookie (come on) the nookie (come on) so you can take that cookie and stick it up your (yeah) stick it up your (yeah) stick it up your (yeah)
stick it up your..."

Everyone just stared. "Kisame's next!"

"I'm blue da ba dee da ba die da ba de da ba die daba dee da ba die..."

"Next is Itachi!"

"Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world she's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch she's a stupid bitch! Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch!"

"Umm, okay. Next is Tobi."

"My little pony my little pony..."

"Deidara!"

"TNT, DYNAMITE, TNT!"

... "Okay, we have a winner!" Leader said. "The winner is... Mokone and Ookami!"

"Yay!" The two kunoichi said. They started singing Nookie again.
Day 3: Ronald McDonald is Scary....... by gaaras_girl343
It was just another day in Konohagakure. Hinata Hyuuga was just outside, admiring Naruto, which she does at least ten times an hour. But that's not all she does. She was also training to be stronger than Neji and to prove that she's the true heir of the Hyuuga clan.

Hinata was so busy with her dreaming, that she never noticed that Hanabi Hyuuga, her little sister, was standing right behind her. "Hinata?"

Hinata jumped fifty feet in the air. "W-what?"

"I just wanted to ask if you'd train with me. You are the heir after all."

Hinata admired her sister for her honesty. "I can't today. I'm meeting someone in town today."

Minutes later, Hinata headed out. She had to meet some red headed male in the Ichiraku Ramen Shop. She was guessing it was Gaara. When she arrived, all she saw was the red hair.

"Hello..."

The man turned around. "Hi."

"OMFG! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Hinata fainted. The man looked over her body. "I'm the man you were supposed to meet. Ronald McDonald..."
End Notes:
Ronald is scary. I dunno what is creepy about him, but he's scary. Please review.
Day 4: Chibi Attack! by ninja_and_kami
Author's Notes:
A bit OOC.
Kami got up one morning, feeling shorter than usual. When she stood up, she was shorter than her bed. She had a case of the... CHIBI!

"NINJA!" Kami called out, hoping her sister was awake. She went into Ninja's room and found her trying to fit into her Akatsuki robe. She was infected by the chibi too!

"I'm shorter than a three year old..." Ninja mumbled to herself.

Kami couldn't hold back a laugh. "Lets go see if the others are infected as well."

Only Kami, Ninja, Kisame, Deidara, and Tobi were chibi. Itachi, Hidan, Leader, and Zetsu made it without turning chibi over night, but Itachi was turning chibi rapidly.

"What's happening to me?!" Itachi demanded as he took his final chibi form. "I look cute and cuddly!"

"Tobi's a good boy!" Tobi yelled. He seemed to be the only one enjoying the chibiness.

"Let's go attack tall people!" Kisame exclaimed, pointing to Leader, Hidan, and Zetsu.

"ATTACK!" the chibis all yelled at once, and tackled the three remaining tall people until they were on the ground.

-With a Mental Therapist-
"I swear, they were this big!" Hidan said, holding out a ruler and cutting it off at six inches.

"Yeah..." the shrink said. "Dr. Ford?"

"I'M NOT CRAZY!" Hidan yelled as Dr. Ford walked in. "I'M NOT KIDDING! THERE WERE FIVE OF THEM! THEY WERE SIX INCHES TALL!"

"We got the same story from each of them," Dr. Ford said. "They're all nuts. I'll put him in the room as well."

"NOOOOO!" Hidan yelled as he got dragged off. And Kami, Kisame, Ninja, Tobi, Deidara, and Itachi were all laughing in a corner as it happened, still chibis.
End Notes:
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