Summary: The home video of the Akatsuki. Involving the craziness... and the morons included
Categories: General Fiction Characters: None
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Completed: No
Word count: 857 Read: 3548
Published: 09/08/07 Updated: 13/10/07
1. Leader's Camera by MyLittleDemonKitsune
2. Itachi's Turn by MyLittleDemonKitsune
3. When You're Sleeping... by MyLittleDemonKitsune
Leader's Camera by MyLittleDemonKitsune
Author's Notes:
I do not own Naruto
Leader: *flips on camera* Hi there! I'm Leader! Yes, that is my real name for those of you who were wondering... concidering the fact that Arashi is right over there.
Arashi: Hi!
Obito: What abour me! *sits on Arashi* I'm special!
Kat: He's special in the needs of insane medical attention...
Leader: And that's our nightmare Kat... she seems to pop up everywhere... *sigh*
Itachi: What is that?
Leader: Say hi to the camera Itachi!
Itachi: *waves*
Chains: *attmepts to attack camera* Demon!
Kyuubi: Hey! I take that as an insult!
Chaos: Me too!
Leader: Hidan, wave to the camera!
Hidan: *girly scream* Camera's are against my religion!
Chains: *grins and pulls out kodak* Kodak moment! *chases Hidan out of the room with pictures*
Kakuzu: If I would have known that I would have kept one with me at all times... it's worth the money *nods*
Leader: *faces camera* Concider yourself lucky, he's never said that before... and I doubt he'll say anymore about it
Zetsu: It's amazing
Zetsu: What
zetsu: You can chase Hidan out of a room...
Zetsu: And with a bloody camera
Zetsu: Seriously
Leader: And that's our own multiple personailty canibal... be proud to see him *watches as Zetsu disappears through ground*
Sasori: What's going on down here?
Chains: *walks back in* Damn! My camera broke... Itachi?
Itachi: *sighs and gives Chains new camera*
Chains: *squee* *hugs Itachi* *runs off*
Sasori: I repeat, what's going on down here?
Kat: We found out you can chase Hidan away with a camera!
Sasori: Really... *thinks of all the cameras he's stolen so far* AWESOME!
Ryoku: Hehe! Ryoku has stolen Tobi's cake! *runs through with pink icinged cake*
Leader: That was our own lady spazz...
Tobi: My cake! *runs after Ryoku*
Leader: and our spazz... *sigh*
Deidara: *waves to camera* So where's Kisame
Leader: -.-' Fish Tank... he's highly amused with it
*splash*
Everyone: O_O
Obito: Now it seems he's getting it on with the fishies...
Arashi: T.T Poor fishies
Kat: Aw... *huggles Arashi* ... Wait! Nemo's in there!
Leader: Who's Nemo?
Kat: My big-eyed gold fishie! No! *smirks* Tape this! *runs off and beats the shit out of Kisame*
Hidan: *cowaring in corner* No more pictures mommy, no more pictures mommy *rocking back and forth*
Itachi's Turn by MyLittleDemonKitsune
Itachi: *sneaks in Leaders room while he's sleeping and jacks camera* hehe
Leader: Camera...
Itachi: O_O Shit
Leader: Back...
Itachi: uh... *goes to put camera back*
Leader: Away Hidan... I'm not afraid to use it
Itachi: -.-' Um... *runs out of room*
-
Itachi: That was close... *wipes away sweat drop*
Chains: What's close?
Itachi: *grins and turns on camera* That's the prettiest girl here!
Chains: ^///^ Thank you!
Kisame: Gimme! *grabs camera and opens leaders door* Hehe, that's our leader. He sleeps with a stuffed frog named Frogums...
Itachi: Oh Kisame!
Kisame: *shuts door* Wha- *gets punched*
Chains: *grabs Camera* *tapes major fight between Itachi and Kisame* Don't get the camera wet Kisame!
Kisame: Shit!
*later*
Kisame: *twitching on the floor*
Itachi: *takes camera and walks away*
Chains: *runs to kitchen to have some of Tobi's cake*
Itachi: *looks into Kyuubi's room* That's our little demon... Kyuu!
Chaos: *appears* *growls*
Itachi: And that's our insomniac! *runs* *sees Arashi, Obito, and Kat* Hey!
Kat: What... oh, is that Leader's camera!
Itachi: ^.^ Yup! So... a question for the veiwers... how'd you get here?
Kat: Hm... Chains came here for you, Ryoku was already here. Kyuubi came here, and Chaos followed him. Arashi came here so he could seal up Kyuubi if anything went wrong, I followed him and Obito followed me... that's it.
Itachi: Nice...
Obito: *shifty eyes*
Arashi: Mine! *snatches camera and all three run away*
When You're Sleeping... by MyLittleDemonKitsune
Author's Notes:
I don't own Naruto...
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Kat: Hehe, lets see what people do when they're sleeping... *walks to Deidara's room* *cracks open door*
Deidara: Bang... un...
Arashi: *muffling laughs*
Obito: *down the hallway* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Kat: -.^ Blackmail!
Arashi: Let's go see what Hidan's doing!
Obito: *grabs camera and walks to Hidan's room* He's still cowaring in the corner...
Hidan: *hisses* Camera's are against my religion!
Kat: Shush! Don't make me get Chains and her kodak moments on you
Hidan: *meep!*
Arashi: Now to Kisame's room!
Obito: Actually... -.- He's still molesting the fishies.
Kat: Poor Nemoh!
Arashi: Damn... Tobi and Ryoku?
Kat: Agreed! *peeks into spazz territory*
Tobi: Gold fish!
Ryoku: That hurt my feelings! *bawls*
Tobi: You stole my cake! You deserve it!
Ryoku: But only wanted to taste it!
Tobi: o.0 Oh... I'm sorry Ryo! *snuggles*
Obito: That was weird.. Let's do Sasori next!
Sasori: *appears behind them* Too bad I don't sleep! *snatches camera* *disappears*
Kat: NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
Arashi: Camera-chan! T.T
Kat: And what was going on between you and Camy?
Arashi: *shifty eyes* Nothing...
Obito: Tell the truth!
Arashi: Fine! Its my sister!
Obito and Kat: o.0 Didn't see that coming...
Arashi: Am I forgiven?
Kat: Yes... I love you like a peice of cardboard lodged in a trachea!
Obito: Where's that from?
Kat: Jenna.
Arashi and Obito: Figures...
Sasori: *in shadows* ku ku ku, I have you all to myself Camy... no one can have you, not even your brother can take you from me!
End Notes:
Okay, I wasn't exactly planning the soap opera ending, but it makes this crazy now.. right?
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