Naruto's Rocky Horror Picture Show by Hope4love
Summary: This is part of a challenge I decide to take on, since I'm a fan of the movie. Be warned that I'm doing half of this by memory.





Character list:





Janet- Hinata





Brad- Naruto





Riff Raff- Shikamaru





Narrator- Iruka





Magenta- Ino





Frank- Orochimaru





Columbia- Sakura





Rocky- Sasuke





Eddie: Chouji





Dr. Scott- Jiraiya



Categories: Alternate Universe & Crossovers, Het Romance > Top Six Pairs, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance Characters: Chouji Akimichi, Sakura Haruno, Hinata Hyuuga, Jiraiya, Shikamaru Nara, Orochimaru, Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto Uzumaki, Ino Yamanaka
Genres: Angst, Drama, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Parody, Romance, Sci-Fi, Supernatural, Tragedy
Warnings: None
Challenges: Naruto Horror Picture Show,
Challenges: Naruto Horror Picture Show,
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Completed: No Word count: 1766 Read: 2341 Published: 08/05/07 Updated: 09/05/07

1. Prolouge/ Scene one by Hope4love

2. Scene two by Hope4love

Prolouge/ Scene one by Hope4love
Author's Notes:
Disclaimers: I do not own any characters in this following story. They all belong to their creator Masashi Kishimoto. I do not own the film ‘Rocky Horror Picture show’ it belongs to Richard O’ Brian.

This is kind of hard, but I hope I can do my best.
We focus on a dark and silent room, suddenly light appears, but the light is only enough to show a pair of red color lips. Music begins to drift into the room and voices of phantoms can be heard in the background.


Lips: Michael Rennie was ill
The day the earth stood still
But he told us where we stand
And flash Gordon was there
In silver underwear
Claude rains was the invisible man
Then something went wrong
For Fay Wray and King Kong
They got caught in a celluloid jam
Then at a deadly pace
It came from outer space
And this is how the message ran.

Phantoms ooh in the background.

Science fiction - double feature
Dr X will build a creature
See Androids fighting Brad and Janet
Anne Francis stars in forbidden planet
Oh - at the late night double feature
Picture show

I knew Leo G. Carrol
Was over a barrel
When tarantula took to the hills
And I got really hot
When I saw Jeanette Scott
Fight a triffed that spits poison and kills
Dana Andrews said prunes
Gave him the runes
And passing them
Used lots of skills
But when worlds collide
Said George Pal to his bride
I'm going to give you some terrible thrills
Like a -

Phantoms ooh in the background.

Science fiction - double feature
Dr X will build a creature
See Androids fighting Brad and Janet
Anne Francis stars in forbidden planet
Oh - at the late night double feature
Picture show

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We now come to a scene of a small church chapel. Wedding bells are ringing; people are laughing and talking outside, and the phantom voices distance off.

A blonde haired man with ocean blue eyes and a dark haired woman with light purple eyes seemed to have distance their selves away from the crowd. Both are out of breath and seem to be in there mid- twenties.

“Oh Brad wasn't it wonderful - didn't Tenten look radiantly beautiful - I can't believe it - just an hour ago she was plain Betty Munroe and now she's Mrs. Neji Hyugga.” The dark haired woman said to the man beside her.

“Yes, Janet - Neji's a lucky guy.” The blonde man replied back.

“Yes.” Janet said.

“Everyone knows Tenten's a wonderful little cook.” Brad said randomly.

“Yes.” Janet agreed again.

“And Neji himself will be in line for promotion year or two.”

“Yes.”

Brad suddenly turned his head towards Janet and looked straight into her eyes.

BRAD: Hey, Janet, I've got something to say
I really loved the skillful way
You beat the other girls to the bride's bouquet

Janet laughs, while music again begins to fill the air.

Brad: The River was deep but I swam it. (Janet)
The future is ours so let's plan it. (Janet)
So please don't tell me to can it. (Janet)
I've one thing to say and that’s...
Damn it - Janet - I love you.

“Aw, Brad.” Janet said while blushing.
Brad runs up to the front of the church and Janet follows.


Brad: The road was long but I ran it. (Janet)
There's a fire in my heart and you fan it. (Janet) (Janet)
If there's one fool for you then I am it. (Janet)
I've one thing to say and that’s...
Damn it - Janet - I love you.

Here's a ring to prove I'm no joker

Brad takes out a wedding ring Janet gasps.

Brad: There's three ways that love can grow
That's good - bad - or mediocre
J-A-N-E-T
I love you so.

Janet takes the ring and quickly puts it on her finger. She then walks into the church with Brad running behind her.


Janet: Oh it's nicer than Temari Munroe had. (Oh Brad)
Now we're engaged and I'm so glad. (Oh Brad)
That you've met Mom and you know
Dad. (Oh Brad)
I've one thing to say and that’s....
Brad - I'm mad - for you too.

Janet: Oh Brad.

BRAD: Oh damn it.

JANET: I'm mad.

BRAD: Oh Janet.

JANET: For you.

BRAD: I love you too - there's one thing left
To do and that's....
Go see the man who began it (Janet)
When we met in his science exam
It (Janet)
Made me give you the eye and then
Panic (Janet)
Now I've one thing to say and that’s....
Damn it - Janet - I love you.

Brad: Damn it Janet.

JANET: Oh Brad I'm mad.

BRAD: Damn it Janet.

BOTH: I love you.


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We now switch to the sight of a dark- skinned man with dark brown hair tied in a ponytail, sitting on a desk in an office room.

Iruka: I would like - if I may - to take you on a strange journey.

It seemed a fairly ordinary night When Brad Uzumaki and his fiancé 'Janet Hyugga... (Two young ordinary healthy kids)... left Denton that late November evening to visit a Dr. Jiraiya ex tutor and now friend to both of them...

It's true there were dark storm clouds, heavy - Black and pendulous - toward which they were driving, it's true also that the spare tire they
were carrying was badly in need of some air - but they being normal kids and on a night out - well – they were not going to let a storm spoil the events of their evening. On a night out...

It was a night out they were to remember for a very - long - time.

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My Microsoft word is acting weird, so forgive the crazy patterns in the writing.
Scene two by Hope4love
Author's Notes:
Disclaimers: I do not own any characters in this following story. They all belong to their creator Masashi Kishimoto. I do not own the film ‘Rocky Horror Picture show’ it belongs to Richard O’ Brian.
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Brad is driving the car through a terrible storm with Janet sitting right next to him. Suddenly Brad stops the car.

“Hmm…” said Brad.

“What’s the matter, Brad darling” Janet said while staring at the blonde man. Anguish showed in her light purple eyes.

“I think we took the wrong fork a few miles back there. We'd better go on ahead up the road and see if we can find our way back.” Brad said as he began to turn the car back around.

A loud bang was heard from the front of the vehicle and the car stopped again.

“Oh darn, Janet” The blond man cursed.

“What was that bang?” Janet asked.

“We seem to have a blow-out in the front off-side tire” Brad explained.

“Oh...”

A flash of lightning lights up the sky for a brief moment.

“You'd better stay here and keep warm while I go for help.” Brad said while reaching for the car door handle.

“But where will you go? We're in the middle of nowhere.” The dark haired woman said making Brad hand rest on the handle.

“Didn't we pass a castle back down the road a few miles? Maybe they have a telephone I might use.” Brad remarked.

“I'm coming with you.” Janet quickly said.

“There's no point in both of use getting wet.”

“I'm coming with you. Besides, darling, the owner of the phone may be a beautiful woman, and you may never come back.” Janet said jokily. Brad laughed.

The rain batted hard on Janet and Brad as they stood out on the road. They try to shield their heads from the onslaught of water by covering there heads with an old newspaper they found in the backseat of the car. Slowly they made their way to the castle.

(Music plays)


JANET: In the velvet darkness
Of the blackest night
Burning bright - there's a guiding star
No matter what or who you are.

BRAD & JANET: There's a light

Phantoms: Over at the Frankenstein place

BRAD & JANET: There's a light

Phantoms: Burning in the fireplace

JANET: There's a light... Light in the darkness of
Everybody’s life.

BRAD: I can see the flag fly
I can see the rain
Just the same - there has got to be
Something better here - for you and me

BRAD & JANET: There's a light

Phantoms: Burning in the fireplace

BRAD: There's a light... Light in the darkness of everybody’s life

A dark shadowy figure stands in the doorway of the castle and it begins to sing.

Shadowy figure: (from doorway)
The darkness must flow
Down the river of nights dreaming
Flow morph slowly let the sun and light
Come streaming into my life

Phantoms: Into my life

JANET & BRAD: There's a light

Phantoms: Over at the Frankenstein Place

JANET & BRAD: There's a light

Phantoms: Burning in the fireplace
There's a light - light

JANET & BRAD: In the darkness of everybody's life.

Janet and Brad finally reached the castle steps. Thunder erupts and Janet screams.

“It's all right, Janet.” Brad said trying to calm down his future wife.

“Oh Brad let's go back. I'm cold and I'm frightened.” Janet said shivering.

“Just a moment, Janet, they may have a telephone.” Brad rings the door bell. There’s no answer. He rings the door bell again. At last the door opens.

A pale and lean man dressed in a butler uniform stood inside the doorway. His black hair was dull making it seemed gray and his fingernails were long, dirty, and chipped. The man looked past Janet and Brad, almost as if he was looking for someone else in the night.

“Hello, I am master faithful servant, Shikamaru.” The butler finally said with a strange and eerily voice.

“Oh…Uh…Ahh Hi there, we're in a bit of a spot, I wonder could you help us - our car is broken down about 2 miles back - do you have a telephone we might use...”

“You’re wet.” Shikamaru said interrupting Brad.

“Yes, the rain has been very heavy.” Janet explained.

“Yes.” Brad agreed

“Yes” Said the servant as lightning flashed around his face. “I think you better both come inside.”

“You're too kind.” Janet said as she walked into the castle after Brad.


Iruka: And so - after braving the inclement weather, and some not too little time - it seemed that fortune had smiled on Brad and Janet and that they had found the assistance that their plight required - or had they? There was certainly something about this house (to which, a flat tire and a wet night had brought them)that made the both of them feel apprehensive and uneasy - But, if they were to reach their destination that night, they would have to ignore such feelings and take advantage of whatever help was offered.

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I can’t wait for the next chapter. Time warp is my favorite song in the movie.
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