Naruto's Rocky Horror Picture Show by Hope4love
Summary: This is part of a challenge I decide to take on, since I'm a fan of the movie. Be warned that I'm doing half of this by memory.





Character list:





Janet- Hinata





Brad- Naruto





Riff Raff- Shikamaru





Narrator- Iruka





Magenta- Ino





Frank- Orochimaru





Columbia- Sakura





Rocky- Sasuke





Eddie: Chouji





Dr. Scott- Jiraiya



Categories: Alternate Universe & Crossovers, Het Romance > Top Six Pairs, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance Characters: Chouji Akimichi, Sakura Haruno, Hinata Hyuuga, Jiraiya, Shikamaru Nara, Orochimaru, Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto Uzumaki, Ino Yamanaka
Genres: Angst, Drama, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Parody, Romance, Sci-Fi, Supernatural, Tragedy
Warnings: None
Challenges: Naruto Horror Picture Show,
Challenges: Naruto Horror Picture Show,
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Completed: No Word count: 1766 Read: 2341 Published: 08/05/07 Updated: 09/05/07
Prolouge/ Scene one by Hope4love
Author's Notes:
Disclaimers: I do not own any characters in this following story. They all belong to their creator Masashi Kishimoto. I do not own the film ‘Rocky Horror Picture show’ it belongs to Richard O’ Brian.

This is kind of hard, but I hope I can do my best.
We focus on a dark and silent room, suddenly light appears, but the light is only enough to show a pair of red color lips. Music begins to drift into the room and voices of phantoms can be heard in the background.


Lips: Michael Rennie was ill
The day the earth stood still
But he told us where we stand
And flash Gordon was there
In silver underwear
Claude rains was the invisible man
Then something went wrong
For Fay Wray and King Kong
They got caught in a celluloid jam
Then at a deadly pace
It came from outer space
And this is how the message ran.

Phantoms ooh in the background.

Science fiction - double feature
Dr X will build a creature
See Androids fighting Brad and Janet
Anne Francis stars in forbidden planet
Oh - at the late night double feature
Picture show

I knew Leo G. Carrol
Was over a barrel
When tarantula took to the hills
And I got really hot
When I saw Jeanette Scott
Fight a triffed that spits poison and kills
Dana Andrews said prunes
Gave him the runes
And passing them
Used lots of skills
But when worlds collide
Said George Pal to his bride
I'm going to give you some terrible thrills
Like a -

Phantoms ooh in the background.

Science fiction - double feature
Dr X will build a creature
See Androids fighting Brad and Janet
Anne Francis stars in forbidden planet
Oh - at the late night double feature
Picture show

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We now come to a scene of a small church chapel. Wedding bells are ringing; people are laughing and talking outside, and the phantom voices distance off.

A blonde haired man with ocean blue eyes and a dark haired woman with light purple eyes seemed to have distance their selves away from the crowd. Both are out of breath and seem to be in there mid- twenties.

“Oh Brad wasn't it wonderful - didn't Tenten look radiantly beautiful - I can't believe it - just an hour ago she was plain Betty Munroe and now she's Mrs. Neji Hyugga.” The dark haired woman said to the man beside her.

“Yes, Janet - Neji's a lucky guy.” The blonde man replied back.

“Yes.” Janet said.

“Everyone knows Tenten's a wonderful little cook.” Brad said randomly.

“Yes.” Janet agreed again.

“And Neji himself will be in line for promotion year or two.”

“Yes.”

Brad suddenly turned his head towards Janet and looked straight into her eyes.

BRAD: Hey, Janet, I've got something to say
I really loved the skillful way
You beat the other girls to the bride's bouquet

Janet laughs, while music again begins to fill the air.

Brad: The River was deep but I swam it. (Janet)
The future is ours so let's plan it. (Janet)
So please don't tell me to can it. (Janet)
I've one thing to say and that’s...
Damn it - Janet - I love you.

“Aw, Brad.” Janet said while blushing.
Brad runs up to the front of the church and Janet follows.


Brad: The road was long but I ran it. (Janet)
There's a fire in my heart and you fan it. (Janet) (Janet)
If there's one fool for you then I am it. (Janet)
I've one thing to say and that’s...
Damn it - Janet - I love you.

Here's a ring to prove I'm no joker

Brad takes out a wedding ring Janet gasps.

Brad: There's three ways that love can grow
That's good - bad - or mediocre
J-A-N-E-T
I love you so.

Janet takes the ring and quickly puts it on her finger. She then walks into the church with Brad running behind her.


Janet: Oh it's nicer than Temari Munroe had. (Oh Brad)
Now we're engaged and I'm so glad. (Oh Brad)
That you've met Mom and you know
Dad. (Oh Brad)
I've one thing to say and that’s....
Brad - I'm mad - for you too.

Janet: Oh Brad.

BRAD: Oh damn it.

JANET: I'm mad.

BRAD: Oh Janet.

JANET: For you.

BRAD: I love you too - there's one thing left
To do and that's....
Go see the man who began it (Janet)
When we met in his science exam
It (Janet)
Made me give you the eye and then
Panic (Janet)
Now I've one thing to say and that’s....
Damn it - Janet - I love you.

Brad: Damn it Janet.

JANET: Oh Brad I'm mad.

BRAD: Damn it Janet.

BOTH: I love you.


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We now switch to the sight of a dark- skinned man with dark brown hair tied in a ponytail, sitting on a desk in an office room.

Iruka: I would like - if I may - to take you on a strange journey.

It seemed a fairly ordinary night When Brad Uzumaki and his fiancé 'Janet Hyugga... (Two young ordinary healthy kids)... left Denton that late November evening to visit a Dr. Jiraiya ex tutor and now friend to both of them...

It's true there were dark storm clouds, heavy - Black and pendulous - toward which they were driving, it's true also that the spare tire they
were carrying was badly in need of some air - but they being normal kids and on a night out - well – they were not going to let a storm spoil the events of their evening. On a night out...

It was a night out they were to remember for a very - long - time.

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My Microsoft word is acting weird, so forgive the crazy patterns in the writing.
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