Parody song: What’s this by Chelsea
Original Song: What’s this by The Nightmare before Christmas



What's this? What's this?
There's fandom everywhere
What's this?
There's writing in the air
What's this?
I can't believe my eyes
I must be dreaming
Wake up, Chelsea, this isn't fair
What's this?

What's this? What's this?
There's something very wrong
What's this?
There's people getting along

What's this?
The site is crawled with
Little noobs misspelling
Everybody seems so happy
Have I possibly gone daffy?
What is this?
What's this?

There's children writing NC- 17
Instead of writing PG
They're busy plotting dialogue
This can’t be a journal blog

There’s a review on every story
Oh, I can't believe my eyes
And in my bones I feel the need
To write something from inside

Oh, look
What's this?
They're having a contest, she won
Why that looks so much fun, inspired
They're gathering around to read a story
Roasting bad fics on a fire
What's this?

What's this?
In here they've got a little admin, how queer
And who could it ever be
And why?

They're covering the site with tiny little things
They've got fan listings, oh I could sing
And there's a smile on everyone
So, now, correct me if I'm wrong
This looks like fun
This looks like fun
Oh, could it be I got my wish?
What's this?

Oh my, what now?
The authors are posting
But look, no readers are flaming
No noobs, no idiots here to scream and scare them
Only praise them, the little perfect things
Secure inside their Ficland
What's this?

The plots are all missing
And the Occness can be found
And in this place there seems to be
Good feeling all around

Instead of swears, I see
People just like me
The sights of yaoi and Naruto
Are absolutely everywhere

The mods, the authors
They're everywhere and so are the readers
I've never felt so good before
This empty place inside of me is filling up
I simply cannot get enough

I want, oh, I want
Oh, I want to join
I've got to know
I've got to know
What is this place that I have found?
What is this?

TONFA? Hmm...

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I know most of this is not true but lets pretend. This actually took me a while because I wanted the lyrics to kind of sync with the song.

Parody Song: Story by Chelsea
Original song: Reflection by Mulan

The girl has now become a member of the site. She has even begun to write her on fanfic, yet she can’t help feeling her story is dissatisfactory.



Look at me
I will never pass for a perfect writer
Or a perfect author
Can it be
I'm not meant to write this part?
Now I see
That if I were truly to be myself
I would break my reader’s heart

Who is that girl I see
Typing on
Her PC?
Why is my story something,
I don't know?
Somehow I cannot hide
What I think
In my mind
When will my story show,
Who I am inside?
When will my story show
Who I am inside?

The girl now feels as if her writing is now descent, but as she goes around the site she notice that her stories aren’t getting a lot of reviews or faves.


Parody Song: Fave on me by Chelsea
Original song: Take on me by A-ha


Clicking away
I don't know what your doing
I don’t care anyway
today's another day to find me
can’t get away
I'll be coming for your reviews O.K.


Fave on me
(Fave on me)
Fave me on
(Fave on me)
Won’t take long
Just a second or two


So needless to say I'm very new
But that's me, what can I say
You have to start out somewhere O.K.
Say after me
It's better to be truthful than cocky.


Fave on me
(Fave on me)
Fave me on
(Fave on me)
Won’t take long
Just a second or two


The things you read today
Is it good or is it just play
Don’t worry away
I’m the only author you’ve got to remember
Try to get away
I'll be coming for you anyway


Fave on me
(Fave on me)
Fave me on
(Fave on me)
Won’t take long
just a second or two

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This is just for play. I didn’t mean for this song to come out so cocky it just did. To be truthful I don’t want anybody to fave me as author, yet.

The now new author begins to read other peoples work, but start to get upset when she see all the spelling errors in people’s writing. “This is not meant to offend anybody, it’s only for fun.”

Original song: I like big butts by Sir-Mix-A lot
Parody song: I hate bad grammar by Chelsea



*talking*
Oh my god
Ashley, look at this story
There is like so many mistakes
It looks like somebody raped and killed the English language
Who can understands this
Hey maybe English the writer’s second language
Quick look at his/her profile
OMG It’s say she/he was born and raised in San Francisco and went to the UK for summer vacation’s
I can't believe it's that’s like as much knowledge as you can get about the English language
And yet it’s so poorly written
I mean, yuck
This story is just so bad

*rap*
I hate bad grammar and I can not lie
You other writers can't deny
When a story come in with letters out of place
And no dialogue in your face
You get sick
Wanna pull up bucket
Cuz you notice the author was like ‘fuck it’
Somewhere in the writing you stopped caring
I'm confused and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
So I can kick ya (Yes I rhymed the same words together. Sue me)
The authors tried to warn me
But that fanfiction you got
Make Me so huffy
Ooh, burn my eye skin
You say you wanna get in on the top ten
Well excuse me, sorry but your just the average noobie

I've see you dancing'
Like you deserve to be prancing'
It’s bad, sad, should put up the white flag

I'm tired of all the OC’s
Beginning to hit the scene
Take the average readers and you’ll see
They’ll ask you where the hell is Lee

So authors (yeah) authors (yeah)
your computer got MS word (hell yeah)
Well type in, type in, type in that healthy word
Baby take it back

In 12th grade but can’t write Ninja

In 12th grade but can’t write Ninja

Baby take it back

In 12th grade but can’t write Ninja

In 12th grade but can’t write Ninja

I like them long and planned
and hoped they’ve been reader scanned
Otherwise I can't help myself
I'll act like a flamer
And start calling you Kramer

When I get home
I’ll UH, throw up UH UH
I’m not talking about randomness
Because that needs to be dismissed
I want them real thick and juicy
So good that you’ll see double
Chelsea's in trouble
Begging for a good couple
So I'm looking at these pairings
Trying to see what they sharing
But I start flaring
When They can’t even write glaring
A word to the new and old sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't tease you or hit ya (Yes again)
But I got to be straight when I say I wanna --
Take you to the day earth was born
That’s when English started going on (Not true, but you get the point)
A lot of Noobs won't like this song
Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather you stay and say
I'm new but I'm strong
And I'm about to get the fiction on

So writer (yeah), writer (yeah)
Want to at least be on the top 80’s (yeah)
Then go to school
and don’t drop out
Then you’ll no when to shout
Baby take it back
Baby take it back


Yeah baby
when it comes to fanfiction
Ff.net got nothing to do with my selection
10 chapters and 30 pages
only if 100000 words long

So you think your story newsworthy
You’ve been working on it till two-thirty
But just because its PM doesn’t mean it’s worthy, you heard me
My eye sockets don't want none unless you've got the guns Hun
You can do drama or Yuri, but please don't misspell
Some people teeth start to chatter
Saying good grammar doesn’t matter
So they slaughter it and leave it
And I pull up quick to revive it
So people says you're whack
Well I’m not down with that
Cuz Your writing just need some proof reading
And I'm up for some beta meetings
To the beanpole who choose to ignore this
Well I got something you can kiss
That fanfic just needs a little fixture
In a minute it a be a word painted picture
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz my stories be on the list
He had game but he chose to miss them
And pulled up quick to get with help them
So authors if your typing is bad
Make people feel like Ben lad
Dial 1-900-HelpYou out and then you’ll be able to shout
Baby take it back
Baby take it back
Little in the writing but I can help thatx4

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I think I’m going to stop writing this and turn it into a round robin, because my songs are making me sound bitchy.

The writer had written a great fanfic, one that could make people drool at its awesomeness, but due to a power outage and the author forgetting to save. It was never seen by anyone.

Original song: Tribute
Parody song: The Greatest fanfic in the world. (Short Version)

This is the greatest and best fanfic in the world . . . tribute.

Long time ago me and my pal Ashley here...
we was sitting' down on a hard computer chair.
All of a sudden
there shined a shiny demon...
in the middle...
of the room.

And he said:
"Write the best fanfic in the world,
or I'll eat your souls (whisper: Souls)."

Well me and Ashley... we looked at each other,
and we each said...
"Okay."

And we type the first thing that came to our heads,
Just so happened to be,
The Best Fanfic in the World,
it was The Fanfic in the World.

Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
you can write anything,
No matter who it be,
It was destiny.

Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
When the sun don’t shine and the moon don’t glow
and the grass don’t grow oooh

Needless to say,
the beast was stunned.
Whip-crack went his whippy tail,
And the beast was done.
He asked us:
"(snort) BE you Admins?"
And we said,
"Nay.
We are but girl’s
rock!!!!"
Ahh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ahh,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!

This is not The Greatest Fanfic in the World, No No!
This is just a tribute.
Forgot to save The Greatest Fanfic in the World, yeah,
No!
This is a tribute, oh,
To The Greatest Fanfic in the World,
All right!
It was The Greatest Fanfic in the World,
All right!
And it was the best mother fucking' Fanfic,
The Greatest Fanfic in the world!

Allllllright!
'Ti Tuga digga tu Gi Friba fligugibu Uh Fligugigbu Uh Di Ei Friba Du Gi Fligu fligugigugi Flilibili Ah
(Bow) (Bow) (Bow) (Ooh) (Bow) (Bi)
Fligu wene mamamana Lucifer!
(Mene) (LUCIFER)!
(guitar solo)
And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
the Fanfic we wrote on that fateful night it didn't actually look
anything like this fanfic!

This is just a tribute!
You got to believe me!
And I wish you could have seen it!
Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, fuck!
Good God, God loving’,
So surprised to find you can't stop me. (scat)

O hallelujah I'm found! Rich motherfucker compadre aaaaah!
All right!
All right!

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Yeah I decided to turn this into a round robin, because I’m working on two stories that are kind of complicated. For whoever chose to write a chapter in this story remember make sure to put in a song and it has to deal with TONFA not just Naruto. Also don’t try to hog the story. This is for everyone. Can’t wait to see what you guys come up with.

Original Song: SpongebobSquarePants Theme
Parody Song:Naruto Fanfics (sung by Rock Lee and Guy-sensai) by prettypup

Ahoy, Lee!
Ay,Ay, Sensai!
I CAN"T HEAR YOU!
AY, AY, SENSAI!

OOOOOOOOOOH!

Where can you write about Rock Lee and Me!
(In a) NarutoFanFic!
Or other real characters, or an OC!
(In a) NarutoFanFic!

You can write stories about whatever you wish!
NarutoFanFic!
Where you can spend your time in perfect bliss!
NarutoFanFic!

NARUTOFANFIC!
NARUTOFANFIC!

NARUTO-FANFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC!

Tayuya plays a short tune on her flute and then Temari kills Tayuya and snaps her flute between her fingers

Thank you for reading! Please read and review my other stories!

Special Thanks to: Hope4Love
and ofcourse ROCK LEE AND GUY-SENSAI!

Original Song: Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen

Parody Song: Flaming Rhapsody by Chelsea


Is this the TONFA-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a flame war-
No escape from reality-
Open your eyes
Look up to the screen and see-
I’m just a poor girl, I need no sympathy-
Because I’m easy come, easy go,
A little high, little low,
Anyway the story goes, doesn’t really matter to me,
To me

Mama, just flamed a man, Put the truth against his head
Type the keys, now he fled
Mama, I had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooh, Didn't mean to get banned
If I'm not back on again this time tomorrow
carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters

Too late, The mod has come
Sends shivers down my spine, hand's aching all the time
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, ooh, I don't want to leave
I sometimes wish I'd never did this at all

I see a little silhouette of a girl
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango
Shouting and fighting, very, very frightening me
(Galileo.) Galileo. (Galileo.) Galileo, Galileo Figaro
Magnifico. I'm just a poor girl and nobody faves me
She's just a poor girl from a poor family
Spare her account from this monstrosity
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go
(Let her go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go
(Let her go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go
(Let me go.) Will not let you go
(Let me go.) Will not let you go. (Let me go.) Ah
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
(Oh mama mia, mama mia.) Mama Mia, let me go
Beelzebub has an admin put aside for me, for me, for me

So you think you can ban me and spit in my eye
So you think you can hate me and leave me to cry
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here

Nothing really matters, Anyone can see
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters to me

Any way the story goes

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Just bored. Points to the first person who figures out what this parody song is about.

Parody: where i write
real: where you stand

There's a quiet typing, deep in your room
Its a sound that reminds you of who you really are
you were faithful to TONFA
forever updating
you rejoiced in the people who reviewed and rated
to this site, to write and read

now is the time,
to sit down and write what you believe!

Do you remember the first fanfic that you wrote?
How you longed for the chance to write and be favorited
Now that your here, and your writing by choice
Your writing for fun, and your showing you thoughts

Where i write!
Where i wri-ite
where i write...

whhhheeeerrre iiiiiiiii wriitttteeee!