Parody song: What’s this by Chelsea
Original Song: What’s this by The Nightmare before Christmas



What's this? What's this?
There's fandom everywhere
What's this?
There's writing in the air
What's this?
I can't believe my eyes
I must be dreaming
Wake up, Chelsea, this isn't fair
What's this?

What's this? What's this?
There's something very wrong
What's this?
There's people getting along

What's this?
The site is crawled with
Little noobs misspelling
Everybody seems so happy
Have I possibly gone daffy?
What is this?
What's this?

There's children writing NC- 17
Instead of writing PG
They're busy plotting dialogue
This can’t be a journal blog

There’s a review on every story
Oh, I can't believe my eyes
And in my bones I feel the need
To write something from inside

Oh, look
What's this?
They're having a contest, she won
Why that looks so much fun, inspired
They're gathering around to read a story
Roasting bad fics on a fire
What's this?

What's this?
In here they've got a little admin, how queer
And who could it ever be
And why?

They're covering the site with tiny little things
They've got fan listings, oh I could sing
And there's a smile on everyone
So, now, correct me if I'm wrong
This looks like fun
This looks like fun
Oh, could it be I got my wish?
What's this?

Oh my, what now?
The authors are posting
But look, no readers are flaming
No noobs, no idiots here to scream and scare them
Only praise them, the little perfect things
Secure inside their Ficland
What's this?

The plots are all missing
And the Occness can be found
And in this place there seems to be
Good feeling all around

Instead of swears, I see
People just like me
The sights of yaoi and Naruto
Are absolutely everywhere

The mods, the authors
They're everywhere and so are the readers
I've never felt so good before
This empty place inside of me is filling up
I simply cannot get enough

I want, oh, I want
Oh, I want to join
I've got to know
I've got to know
What is this place that I have found?
What is this?

TONFA? Hmm...

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I know most of this is not true but lets pretend. This actually took me a while because I wanted the lyrics to kind of sync with the song.