Wierd Pairing Stories by gaaras_girl343
Summary: I hope this fic is good! It is about some Naruto pairings my friends and I made at school.
Categories: General Fiction Characters: None
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Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Completed: No Word count: 519 Read: 4183 Published: 20/03/07 Updated: 19/09/08

1. Chapter 1 by gaaras_girl343

2. Chapter 2 by gaaras_girl343

Chapter 1 by gaaras_girl343
Author's Notes:
Do not own Naruto.
This is the author, gaaras_girl343!! I talk to my friends about boy+boy girl+girl parings, and I wanted to tell you them, and give you a small quiz at the end of each pairing.

Imagine I paired Kakashi-sensei and Gai-sensei. What would their kids look like?

a:Gai
b:Kakashi
c:my OC
d:Gai and Kakashi
e:one messed up baby
If you chose e, you were right! I can’t describe the kid, but it does have bushy eyebrows and a Shurigan Eye.

Now, imagine I paired TenTen and Temari. What would happen between Temari and Shikamaru?

a:Shika will kill Temari
b:Shika would kill TenTen
c:Shika will be mad at Temari, so TenTen will kill Shika
d:Shika will get over it
If you chose c, you were right! If Temari was upset because Shikamaru was yelling at her, TenTen would kill him with a Twin Dragon Scroll Jutsu and kill him.

I paired up Sasuke and Naruto, a pretty common pairing. But imagine what Sakura would say.

a:Sasuke would die
b: “Sasuke, you jerk!”
c:Naruto would die

If you chose c, then you were right! Sakura will take her anger out on Naruto, so she would kill him, hoping Sasuke would be hers.

I will pair up Kisame and Zabuza, which is pretty ronchy. What would Haku think?

a:He would flip
b:He would ignore it
c:He would kill them both

If you chose b, then you were right! Instead of flipping, he would just let them be gay.

Now for this chapter’s final pairing, Gaara and Kankuro! Instead of a multiple choice question, I want you to write me a review saying what you think about it. Is it ronchy, or do you like it?
Chapter 2 by gaaras_girl343
Author's Notes:
Naruto not mine. :(
Okay. I thought up of some new pairings, and this is what they are. I had my friends from Sumner Memorial High School help me with this one.

Okay, imagine Iruka and Kakashi were together. How would team seven react?
a. They would flip
b. they'd ignore it.
c. Sakura would kill them both

If you chose a, then you were right! The team would flip out, but nothing more. (I always thought Iruka looked at Kakashi-sensei strangely... :))

Now, imagine Kiba and Shikamaru together. Now how would Temari react this time?
a. she'd get over it
b. she'd kill him
c. she'd yell
d. kill herself

If you chose a, you were right! I guess holding onto it isn't the best way to go about it. (Let's go get some tea, Tenten!)

Imagine Tenten and Ino were together, something that is most likely never gunna happen. What would their friends say?
a. "HOLY SHIT!"
b. "Wow..."
c. "Right on, Ino!"
d. Absolutely nothing

If you chose d, you were right! They'd have no idea what to say. (And a kickass pig is born?!?)

Now, here's the prompt question. What if Sakura and Hinata were together. What would Naruto say? Answer this in a review if you can!

Here's what I think. I think Naruto would be torn up because the two prettiest girls (to him) are together, never to be his. (Damn you Sakura!)
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