Summary: Yes, I know. People have done this before, but I just wanna relate with personal experience. Plus I wanted to make a title related to Tootsie Pops. Read my other story(s), pweesey. :3 OR I SHALL MURDER YOU. WITH A SPOON. AND POSSIBLY PIE.
Categories: General Fiction Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Word count: 368 Read: 1265
Published: 11/03/07 Updated: 11/03/07
1. It's not like I've done any of these... by Hollow_Trinity
It's not like I've done any of these... by Hollow_Trinity
Author's Notes:
This is pathetic. Just compare it to what you think is pathetic and this will be 100 times worse. I don't own Naruto... but I WILL, DAMMIT!
Oh my! It seems we have encountered a Narutard. These are very common, but you don't see them in open daylight very much, they are usually at home reading smutty yaoi fanfics or falling out of trees. Hmm, I have read up on their behaviors and have collected quite a stream of data:
You are a Narutard if...
You have tried running up a tree, fail, scratch the back of your neck, and say 'sweatdropped'd'.
You say 'Itadakimasu' before eating a meal, preferrably ramen, even though you aren't Japanese.
You smack walls in hopes of them exploding. When it fails, you say: Crap, my Gentle Fist is faulty.
When you see a snake, you scream: OROCHIMARU IS COMING!!! RUN AWAY!!! HIDE YOUR BABIES AND YOUR SASUKES!!!
You have a headband and bang your head against walls to try and scratch it.
You refer to couples as Naru/Sasu, Gaara/Hina in normal conversation.
You write stupid scripts that have Naruto characters completely OOC as they are portrayed in the show.
You watch really dumb parodies on Youtube.
You watch really corny tributes on Youtube.
You have plushies of all your favorite characters.
Whenever you see a sandpit, you try and control it with your chakra.
You poke people repeatedly and say: 2, 4, 8, 16, 32, 64 strikes!!
At the pool you jump off the diving board and spin around in the air in hopes of recreating Gatsuuga and Garouga.
You named Temari's summoning weasel.
You write 'You know you're a Narutard when...' stories.
You call each other names in Japanese, such as dobe, teme, and baka. And you try to recreate character's voices when you do.
Whenever you see a hawk, you scream: TSUNADE-SAMA IS CALLING US! WE MUST REPORT TO THE HOKAGE'S TOWER! And fall out of the canoe you were in.
You sit around all day doing the Tiger hand sign to try and see if a blue aura appears arround your feet.
You memorize hand signs and jutsu names.
You stare hard at a solid wall, then scream: Byakugan! to see if you can see through it.
You give characters nicknames such as Neji-Weggie and Kiba-Wiba.
And I'm outta ideas. ^^;; -sweatdropped'd- Read and review, pweese.
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