What Not To Say In Front Of A Narutard by Oni_Chan
Summary: Ok I know you all have to agree with me here. If you say something slightly offensive about a character to one of their fans, that fan is going to chew your arm off and beat Naru-knowledge into you. This is to save your arm and ears.

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~Author May Disappear at Times for She is Either on the Run or Has Been Hospitalized~
Categories: MadFic > Other Characters: None
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Warnings: None
Challenges: What Not To Say In Front Of A Narutard...
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Chapters: 25 Completed: No Word count: 5952 Read: 35141 Published: 11/01/07 Updated: 09/05/07
Gaara Fandom by Oni_Chan
Author's Notes:
What not to say infront of a member of the Gaara Fandom
Believe me, we don't get upset about Gaara insults, we get violent. We're not his fans for nothing.
-Tell them Gaara is emo, goth, ect..
*There's a way to get hit hard in the face

--Say that Gaara wears eyeliner
*Its called Insomnia!

---Claim Shukaku is a cat
*Raccoon! Raccoon! Not a fuffy kitty! That's his brother

----Tell them he secretly loves his father
*To say this you must be on drugs

-----Tell them sand castles are for little kids
*You will find yourself stuck in a sand pit for saying this, I have done it to people

-----Start singing 'Mr. Sandman'
*Prepare to be clawed to death and or gagged

----Say that Gaara is endangered like other pandas
*I wouldn't test it out, things won't be pretty

---Tell them Kishimoto plans on killing him by suicide cause he's too emo
*Now you just want to be hit by a screaming fan

--Ask them what they think that third eye is REALLY for
*Actually....thats a way to make fangirls go squee...

-Tell them about all the LeeGaa fics out there
*Aww come on man are you trying to blind us here?
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