1. Warning: Do Not Try This at Home by Nikki_Yaoi
2. Danger Zone by Nikki_Yaoi
Warning: Do Not Try This at Home by Nikki_Yaoi
Author's Notes:
8D I just had to do this and yes, I have tried most of this. It has become a nasty habit.
Don`t own Naruto
1.You know the hand signs to all fire jutsus
-I know a kid who can do this...creepy.
2.When almost all you talk about with your friends is Naruto 8D
-It is my number one problem xD I like to ramble on about it.
3.When you argue with anyone who calls Sasuke straight.
-Any true Naruto fan knows he isn`t ;D Seriously, I`ve met both guy and girl fans who admit Sasuke is in fact gay xD
4. When you constantly use fighting moves used in Naruto
-Not like I do this or anything o_o;
5.When you ramble on about how a Naruto Character is sexier then you're crush in real life.
-...No comment xD
6.Whenever you see a bug you yell at anyone who tries to squish it and say Shino might get mad or claim you can control the bugs.
-xD My friends stared at Ero-chan and I whenever we do something similar to this. -nervous chuckle- It`s a habit 8D
7.Compare your friends and yourself to Naruto characters on a regular basis.
-Yes, I have done this.
8.Have an unhealthy obsession with ramen and claim that it is the best food...ever.
-RAMEN FOOLS! Yes, I have problems.
9.Have attempted to walk up a wall thinking you could possibly have chakra.
-... It does not work my friend.
10.Everytime you fight you have the tendacy to hit where the chakra points would be as Neji does and wonder why they haven`t fallen over yet.
-It's quite fun actually.
I might add more if I can think up some more.
Danger Zone by Nikki_Yaoi
Author's Notes:
...More ideas?
1.Constantly compare something your friends have done to one of your Naruto fics.
-I will say nothing -shifty eyes-
2.When you fight with your best friend, arguing about who would be seme and who would be uke if you actually had a relationship with them.
-We were comparing ourselves to Sasuke and Naruto....it was, interesting, we were like, mauling eachother.
3. Yell at anyone who insults your favorite character.
-Heh...heh o-o
4. Yell at anyone who likes the character you hate. Or try to point out every flaw in them.
-... >.>
5. Continue trying to walk on walls, saying you just don't have much chakra control yet.
-Not like I'm still trying. -glares at wall- I WILL CLIMB YOU ONE DAY! D|
6. Use Neji's fighting pose.
-NO I DON'T DO THIS! >.> Mabye...
7. Glare at people, hoping your glare is like the Uchiha glare.
-It doesn't work real well ._.
8. Enjoy beating the crap out of people and blaming it on your job as a ninja.
-Heh...heh?
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