"Saukra-Chan!" Naruto cried running towards his crush. "What naruto?" she growled. "I'm in love with you" he replied. Sakura stared in shock.

outside a bird cawed before being killed by a flying kunai thrown by Kakashi. "U-uh naruto" Sakura said in shock. "Sasuke helped me tell you" Naruto said not very proud he got help from him.

/A few hours earlier/
Naruto sat under a tree while Sasuke trained. The raven haired boy turned towards Naruto. "Hey loser get up and do something" Sasuke grumbled.

"No I'm thinking" Naruto said. Well thats a first he thought. "He sasuke can you help me?" Naruto asked even though the last person he wanted help from was Sasuke.

"No" Sasuke said simply. "Why I'm trying to figure out a way to say I love Sakura" Naruto whined getting up.

Sasuke stared at him, Sakura doesn't even like him, he thought. "Fine" Sasuke sighed. "Okay you be Sakura I'll be me" Naruto said smiling. Sasuke stared in shock there was no way in hell he was going to be Sakura.


"U-um Sakura-Chan......I love you" Naruto said blushing. Sasuke blinked, "Um.....I guess I love you too Naruto" Sasuke said trying to copy Sakura's voice.

The Naruto took a step forward, "W-what are doing loser!?" Sasuke asked in shock. Naruto grabbed Sasuke's shoulder and pulled him into a kiss.

Sasuke's eyes widened in shock, "I'm actually enjoying this Sasuke thought in shock.


"Yeah so Sakura...um..whats..your answer?" Naruto asked blushing. "Um...well Naruto I..."before Sakura could finish her sentence the door burst open and Sasuke stormed in.

"Sasuke-kun!" Sakura said in shock. "Naruto come with me now!" Sasuke ordered grabbing the confused Naruto and dragging him out the room. The were loud crashes and bangs a few minutes later the boys walked back in. Naruto cleared his throat, "Sakura I want to take back that confession " naruto said.

Sakura stared in shock, "W-w-what you can't just take it back!" Sakura cried. "Yes I can because...I realized I'm gay for Sasuke" Naruto said grabbing Sasuke's hand and holding it.

It looked like Sakura was going to die, Then she fainted. Outside fan girls got that feeling of terror when Naruto held Sasuke's hand.


/In the nether world/
"My son is a fag" Fujiko cried in shock "Um..hunny please calm down" Kana said patting her husband. "I knew I should have kept Sasuke away from Itachi" Fujiko growled.


/???/
Itachi sneezed and looked at the floor, must be father he thought

/Back with Naruto/
"Tsunade-Sama!" Sakura screamed bursting into the room. "What Sakura?" Tsunade asked annoyed. "Naruto and Sasuke-Kun are GAY!!" she screamed.

Tsunade blinked. Outside the whole entire village went silent before fan girls let screams that could kill.

"Ahh the sound of youth" Gai said patting lee on the shoulder. Neji looked up at the sky and sighed. "How troublesome" Shikumaru sighed.


To be continued.....??? Maybe