1. Call him Sassy-chan

2. Whenever he uses Sharingan say "Wow chill out Mr. Bull."

3. Whenever he does something say "Oh wow, Mr. Perfect."

4. When he says he's not perfect say, "Yeah, a perfect idiot."

5. Eat sushi around him and don't let him have any

6. Call him emo-maggot

7. Paint his house bright orange

8. Paint his room orange

9. Switch his clothes to pink ones (bonus points if you switch his boxers to!)

10. Roll over and laugh when he comes out in pink and say it compliments his sharingan

11. Say you like Itachi better because he's older, sexier and stronger

12. Show Naruto this and make him do them all

13. Tell Sakura that Sasuke likes her but she needs to kiss him in public

14. Stare at him no matter what (bonus points if you do this in his orange house)

15. Tell all his fangirls to hug him

16. Tell them all of his secret hide outs

17. Phone his house every five minutes asking if he's emo

18. Say really really random things at the strangest times

19. Be hyper and in his face

20. Ask him "Are you gay? Is that why you don't like any fangirls?" with Sakura around (Bonus points if his fangirls are around

21. Tell Kakashi that Sasuke is interested in his books and is just shy

22. Tie meat on him and release the dogs!

23. Give fangirls pictures of him (bonus points if he naked)

24. Give the fangirls his phone number

25. Poke him every 5 minutes, asking if he's ticklish

26. Get Sakura to stalk him

27. Tell Ino that he likes lots and lots of flowers

28. Announce to the village that Sasuke feels lonely

29. Hug him and don't let go (except if he uses chidori, then you can run, run really fast)

30. Scream, "Sakura and Sasuke sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G"

31. Decide on day that you hate him and walk in the middle of village and scream "SASUKE'S LONELY!!!"