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Name: Fantasy Madeline (Signed) · Date: 10/10/11 - 09:50 am · For: Numero Uno
*eye twitch* Please tell me this is one of your jokes. But it's not funny. You can't be leaving! No!!!

I know about computer stuff. My cats knocked mine over, and it has a few months before it is over.

I will miss you dearly, I loved your satirical, ironic, and plain out funny stories. Thanks for writing them.

*goes off to cry*


Name: silverwolf1213 (Signed) · Date: 10/10/11 - 07:25 am · For: The Show Closer
D: I don't believe this! Glomp-chan, I can't believe you're leaving! XP Oh... I'll miss you so much... I know this stuff happens, but still, it was nice having you around while it lasted... *sigh* Anyway... best of luck to you, Glomp-chan. Hopefully, we'll see you soon.


Name: AkatsukiLemonLover23 (Signed) · Date: 28/09/11 - 09:57 am · For: Numero Uno
OMFGLOLLOLLOL AHAAHHA okay, its sempai not sempi, but LOFL THAT WAS AMAZING I LOVED IT!!! the second i started reading i was LMFAO and my teacher was mad at me but dude! i couldnt stop!!! sorry, i sound like a crazed fangirl, but WOAH X3. GREAT job!!!!! AMAZING!!

Author's Response: Yoyoyo, that's awesomely insain that you loved it. I'mma new here, 'sall in the newest chap, but yeh, I loved your reaction (tho I didn't write that chap XD)rnXd


Name: silverwolf1213 (Signed) · Date: 04/09/11 - 01:46 pm · For: Aw poop.
Omg, you're back! Yay! And with another hilarious chapter, as always! Nice work!

Haha, I love how Itachi had no idea what everyone was talking about when they were badmouthing Sasuke. It is true, Sasuke is not too bright if he's killing the last of the clan and he wants to revive it.

Haha, nice job, Glomp-chan! You continue to entertain me with your great writing. Keep up the awesome work!

Oh, and I hope this review is enough to help pay for Tobi's medical bills... poor guy...

Author's Response: Thanks for the review Urufu chan ^-^rnI appreciated it just as much as Tobi and Kakuzurnrn(although Deidara groaning and complaining that we had Tobi's arms surgically reatached)rnrnIt's good being back.. now my master plan... muahaha!!


Name: Konan (Signed) · Date: 21/08/11 - 06:20 am · For: Post Drama?
Hahahahaha, I do love this story
That part about Sasuke's face got me confused... Hahaha

Author's Response: That's not a problem, Sasuke's face confuses many people.


Name: silverwolf1213 (Signed) · Date: 03/07/11 - 11:57 am · For: Hidan Would Be Excepted Unless You Were Retarded
Wow. I commend you. It's a great moral, and even through all of your crazy fun in this story, your point was amazingly displayed. Well done. Good work.

Oh, and Urufu means wolf, right? If it doesn't, I'm gonna have to go burn that online dictionary/translator... how I'll burn something on the internet, I don't know, but I'll figure it out eventually....

Author's Response: Thanks for that, I'm really glad I made my point :)rnHomophobes make about as much sense as- nope. Scratch that: they make no fricken sense.rnrnOh, and you probably used the same online dictionary as me then, because, as far as I'm aware, Urufu means wolf... though I guess it could be the lyrics to "burn baby burn" if that's what you thought it was.....


Name: Fantasy Madeline (Signed) · Date: 03/07/11 - 09:05 am · For: Hidan Would Be Excepted Unless You Were Retarded
I agree 100% on this fic's moral. They are just so stupid. I should stop this mid-rant and actually talk about the fic now...

Loved it! Itatchi stayed moderately in character, or, as much in character as possible in this fanfiction. Kisame spoke! Yea! Yet, Sasori only had one line. =D

Please update soon! Much support to your friend!

Author's Response: Thanks again Madame Madeline!rnrnI guess haters just gotta hate.rnrnGrrrr... must spread out the lines better next time... but yeah, thanks again.


Name: silverwolf1213 (Signed) · Date: 02/07/11 - 10:30 am · For: Post Drama?
Um... I think you posted this on the wrong story. That post-dramatic stress is getting to you.... ;) But this was still an awesome chapter! I loved it! Great job!

Author's Response: oops!! Fail!! Okay, fixed it!! Thanks Urufu chan.rnrnp.s. Just wondering, do you know what my nickname for you means?!


Name: BattyBigSister (Signed) · Date: 02/07/11 - 10:16 am · For: Numero Uno
They have GPS on their computers? Really? Interesting idea -- and very funny.

Author's Response: ...Maybe?rnrnI don't know, maybe there are tiny little villages of computer shinobi in there as well? XDrnrnThanks for the review Onee San ^-^


Name: Konan (Signed) · Date: 18/06/11 - 05:44 pm · For: Chapter 7
Lol you came in! Thanks for letting us know when youre updating :) haha

Good luck with your exams

Author's Response: I'm back Scotty, beam me up!! MUAHAHA!!!


Name: Fantasy Madeline (Signed) · Date: 16/06/11 - 07:33 am · For: Chapter 7
Wow...Kisame spoke again. You know, your right. The most successful team in the akatsuki is Itachi and Kisame.

It's fine about the update thing, no one is updating due to finals. Practically no one is on. The only reason I am on is that i'm 12 and got out of school a month ago. =D

I look forward to your next update. Thanks, i really love this story.

Author's Response: Grumble.... people with no exams... grumble.... ONE DAY YOU FEEL FEEL THE PAPERY WRATH!!!! Wrath? Someone say wrath?! (Looks for homunculus) Oh! Silly me, never mind, that was an unexpected fma brotherhood crossover!!rn:) thanks for understanding


Name: Fantasy Madeline (Signed) · Date: 16/06/11 - 07:23 am · For: Chapter 6
I liked this chapter a lot. It was all so realistic, while still funny.

KISAME SPOKE! In these fics, Kisame almost never speaks! He did this time though! Cha!!!!

-FM

Author's Response: I should have a Kisame day... I've been getting that comment a lot...rnThanks for the review Madame Madeline :)


Name: silverwolf1213 (Signed) · Date: 16/06/11 - 06:42 am · For: Chapter 7
Haha, even when the last bit of that was about your next update, I still loved it! Again, I love the characters' portrayals just because they are so much fun. And it was awesome for you to join in on the chat! Haha, nice touch. Good luck with your exams, Glomp! Perhaps I'll telepathically send you my smarts, since today was the last of school for me...hehe. Once again, good luck and keep up the great work!

Author's Response: I got straight A's thanks to your telepathic epicness, thank you for the help XD


Name: Sasaui Uchiha (Signed) · Date: 16/06/11 - 06:42 am · For: Spaztastic Chapter 5
Yeah, what's og mean? Just curious. It's as funny as the others. I kept me laughing until the last second. I must say, you did an excellent job, SincereGlomp.

Author's Response: Well Mr. Uchiha-san, I could tell you about og, but first, why not divulge into math theories? If og was spelt with '0g' as opposed to 'og', the zero could represent nothingness. However, the same is to say that the zero means the universe. The zero is all, one, and nothing. But if the zero is one, it could be both 2x=2 or 2/2 because both produce one, which we are now saying is zero, and.... sorry about that. My brain was acting funny again. Don't worry though, I gave it the same treatment as when you can't get the dishwasher to work: I kicked my head. it wasn't easy, but by George, I think I dun it!!rnWhat were we saying?


Name: Sasaui Uchiha (Signed) · Date: 16/06/11 - 06:39 am · For: Normal friends, Hidden Plots, And Fails
Hahahahahahaha I can't stop laughing when I'm reading you fic. It's just downright hilarious. I absolutely love it, and so far the endings have had me laughing even harder.

Author's Response: Thank you ^-^


Name: Sasaui Uchiha (Signed) · Date: 16/06/11 - 06:35 am · For: Numero Uno
I'm laughing my head off right now. This is freaking hilarious. I love it. I never thought someone could make the Akatsuki funny, but I was dead wrong. Great job!

Author's Response: Oh no! Now I killed you!?! OHMIGOSH!! SOMEONE GET A MEDICAL NIN!!! SAKURA!! GET YOUR PINK ASS OVER HERE AND BE USEFUL FOR ONCE!!!rnWhew. *Wipes sweat off of brow* that was a close one. Be more careful in the future! *Scolds*


Name: kisukeangel999 (Anonymous) · Date: 14/06/11 - 08:30 pm · For: Numero Uno
So hilarious XD

Author's Response: So thank you! XD


Name: Konan (Signed) · Date: 06/06/11 - 07:58 pm · For: Chapter 6
:) It must get tiring writing all those "has left the chat room 'bap'"

Anyway, it was great! Hilarious!
...good luck, Itachi =D

Author's Response: You've got that right Konan.rnrnTobi: AT LEAST YOU DON'T GET EXPLOOOOODODODODODDDDDDOOOO DO DO DO DO DEDDDDDDDDDD EVVERY TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!rnDeidara: And he wonders why yeah?


Name: Konan (Signed) · Date: 06/06/11 - 07:52 pm · For: Spaztastic Chapter 5
Haha! I see where Deidara comes from. Tobi is such a fun character but he's really annoying. :D

Author's Response: Ahhh basketball face... he seems to provide hours of amusement... thanks for the review Konan ^-^


Name: Swrestler12 (Signed) · Date: 30/05/11 - 09:53 pm · For: Spaztastic Chapter 5
O_O TOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBBBBIIIIIIIIIii

Author's Response: Disclaimer: no ninjas were permanently harmed in the making of this chapter.rnIt was only TEMPORARY harm *Evil grin*


Name: Fantasy Madeline (Signed) · Date: 30/05/11 - 05:45 pm · For: Spaztastic Chapter 5
*grins a cheesy grin*

I love these so much. They are so light, and fun. The fanfic part at the beginning was nice, I loved the mary sue thing. It was a good touch. I prey to Jashin for a speedy update!

Author's Response: Don't you know Madame Madeline, you need to kill someone for every request to Jashin! WAIT-NO- NOT ME!!!!rnKill Itachi or something *grumble*rnItachi: Come ON! Why ME!!?rnBecause I own your soul. Shut up and let me write something stupid for you to do! Thank you by the way ^-^


Name: Konan (Signed) · Date: 30/05/11 - 08:16 am · For: Normal friends, Hidden Plots, And Fails
This chapter was amazing! Very funny. :) Haha, loved the fangirl part. Yay! Finally! Their minds were fried!

Author's Response: Fried like a good piece of something-that-would-be-delicious-when-fried ^-^rnYum... just imagining this imaginary delicacy is enough to make my mouth water!rnThanks for the review XD


Name: Konan (Signed) · Date: 30/05/11 - 08:01 am · For: Numero Uno
Awesome. Just awesome. And funny. I liked how you used chat format. It's great.

Author's Response: Thank you. It IS webkinz after all. How else should villainous masterminds communicate?


Name: silverwolf1213 (Signed) · Date: 29/05/11 - 10:22 pm · For: Spaztastic Chapter 5
Oh, how Tobi continues to annoy Deidari, gotta love it. And yeah, what is up with the name of the chatroom?

Haha, Hidan and Kakuzu totally need marriage counseling. Definitely.

Nice job! This is definitely a favorite, I always end up laughing. Thank you so much for making me smile with your stories!

Author's Response: Thank YOU for making me smile with your reviews ^-^rnI'm always happy to know I can make someone laugh or smile.... and especially glad to know that people give you odd looks when you're at the wrong place- just kidding XDrnSeriously though, they've been together how long and they have yet to talk about their problems? Tsh, men.rnThanks Urufu chan ^-^


Name: Fantasy Madeline (Signed) · Date: 25/04/11 - 08:33 am · For: Numero Uno
This was weirdly entertaining.....

Charity work for the sake of ruining lives. I laughed when I read that. Then my parents looked at me strangly for laughing at my computer....
I agree with SilverWolf that it is a very Pain-ish idea. I love it so much. =)

OMG you mentioned Blazing Saddles. I love that movie!

This over all was great. Please update soon! I live for insane funny fics such as these. And Chocolate. I want some choclate...

Author's Response: Good fiction and chocolate ARE quiet magical... especially if the fiction is fantasy and the chocolate is.... er... chocolaty?rnrnThanks for your review ^-^


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