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Name: Konan (Signed) · Date: 06/09/11 - 03:13 pm · For: Who ta hate?! >:D
If you're still taking votes... I vote Sakura!!!

If not, then... Sasuke... or Itachi because that's always fun! Haha!

Author's Response: yoyoyo, i'mma bit new here (read the newest update cause that explains it) sakura's a bitch to the fuckin' extreams, so yey, i sortsa agree. i'll probs just hate on everyone one tho cause that's more funrnXd


Name: Sasaui Uchiha (Signed) · Date: 05/09/11 - 07:05 pm · For: Self Conscious Ninja Diets
It's a good thing that I'm not lactose intolerant, because I ate the cheese a couple times it was so good. I loved it. This chapter was just so hilarious. I like the little added Konohamaru at the end. I bet he feels special now. Sigh. Poor Konohamaru is so ignored. Maybe Haku can comfort him. Sorry, I'm in a weird mood today. This was awesome, though. I loved the moral. It puts some seriousness to the funny stuff.

Author's Response: yoyoyo, yeh, i think weird moods are da bomb, cause they are always the best!!! i like your review, it made me laugh a bunch XDrnXd


Name: Sasaui Uchiha (Signed) · Date: 05/09/11 - 06:44 pm · For: How to Eat an Apple
Okay, seriously, are you trying to make me laugh to death? And as Fantasy Madeline pointed out, hilarious on the blasting off thing. Now, however, they have jet packs and don't blast off. It was kinda fun watching them blast off, though. And I loved the Orochimaru, Sasuke, and Kabuto thing. That was just plain hilarious. Usually Orochimaru completely creeps me out, but in your stories, he makes me laugh harder than anyone else. Your stories are just so hilarious they should be illegal.

Author's Response: yoyoyo, yeh, the computer probs broke oin glomp cause of the unreal illegality of her stories. they are too funny, they ain' safern~~~STEFF Xd


Name: Sasaui Uchiha (Signed) · Date: 05/09/11 - 06:24 pm · For: Sasuke's Birthday
I want to say poor Sasuke, but I can't. Instead I feel bad for Haku because it was his part that made him faint. Now he'll blame himself. I hope that Sasuke has fun in the therapy place. Maybe he'll see Orochimaru, because I'm sure that guy is crazy. Then again, it was Orochimaru who scarred him the most..... Anyway, this thing had me laughing my head off. Your stuff is just plain hilarious.

Author's Response: yoyoyo, yeh, sasuke totally deserved it tho for being such a total dumb ass XDXDXD yeh, i'd fell bad for haku too, i have no sympathy for any of these stupid uchahs...hahahahah...has....ha.rnAHHAHAHHAHAHHAH!!rn^don't ask, i duunno what i'm doing...rn~~~Steff Xd


Name: silverwolf1213 (Signed) · Date: 05/09/11 - 12:31 pm · For: Chapter 12
Aww, poor Kabuto.... :(

Haha, funny as always. I love the randomness of it all. I also love the bit about Justin Bieber *chuckles lightly*

Heehee, I really loved this one. I'm sad to hear that you might not continue it, but that's very understandable. It's alright if you don't continue; this was easily one of the funniest fics I've read in a long time.

Well, nice job on this! Keep up the good work!

Author's Response: yoyoyo, yeh, 'glomp', i think that's what she's called on here, mention you <3 and the madalinernSorry, THE madeline and THE silvery pup of the future (get it Miss 1213?!?!?!:)rnXDXDXD i might continue the storie tho, thanks for da reviewrn~~~ STEFF Xd


Name: silverwolf1213 (Signed) · Date: 03/07/11 - 12:00 pm · For: Who ta hate?! >:D
Yeah, why not torture Sasuke? He deserves it, I can't wait to see how that goes :D

I'm still sure I have some more, but I can't think of any right now, so if I remember, I'll get back to you :)

Author's Response: Hee hee..... stupid Sasuke... hm, that could be a lot of fun.... heeeeeeeeeeeernrnTobi: YOURRRRRRRR R RAWR TALKING TAKLIONG LION GOES RAWWWR LIKE ME?!?! :)))))))rnrn^double chin tobi smile?


Name: silverwolf1213 (Signed) · Date: 02/07/11 - 10:24 am · For: Who ta hate?! >:D
Well, I have to agree with Fantasy Madeline on the bit about Ino. She's just not very likable during the series, and she just annoys me. I also tend to find Sakura annoying, for a different reason entirely. She's way too nosy, trying to get involved in everything (I wouldn't be surprised if I'm the only one who thinks this). She's also very fickle; I feel like she can't make up her mind when it comes to her love life. And she needs to get some anger management books or something, yeesh. I'm sure you tortured him enough already, but I don't like Sasuke, or at least in Shippuden. He never accepts the blame when it is his fault. Um... I guess that is it for now. I'm sure there are a couple others, but I can't think of anything else right now.

Author's Response: Okay, so 1 for Ino, 1 for Sakura, is there also a vote for Sasuke here? Sorry, I'm just trying to keep track. If no Sasuke vote, could you give a third pick? Again, it doesn't need to have a reason, just someone you would love to see weak, defenseless, and quivering in fear. (MUAHAHA!!!) Kabuto: *Shudders* Please not me again....


Name: Fantasy Madeline (Signed) · Date: 02/07/11 - 07:49 am · For: Who ta hate?! >:D
*fire in eyes* Ino....

She is completely useless on almost every level. When the anime started out, she was obsessed with Sasuke, and useless. Just like Sakura. In the chunin exams, both Sakura and Ino were useless, and did not make it to the last round. Now, the difference? In shippuden, where everyone suddenly got better, Sakura improved. Ino...not so much. She was useless, is useless, and forever will really be...useless.

(sorry if you are an ino fan, but that just raises the question, how many ino fans are in this world? Not very many..)

Author's Response: Could you pick two more? I need to be able to choose from a few options. Thank you for the help :)


Name: kisukeangel999 (Anonymous) · Date: 29/06/11 - 07:20 pm · For: How to Eat an Apple
Where wash garaa in the 2 day. Where Waz naruto for sasukes b-day

Author's Response: Sorry what? Um... I don't think Gaara got washed in the second day.... um, is that what you meant? Sorry, I'm slightly confused.


Name: Konan (Signed) · Date: 06/06/11 - 06:24 am · For: Exam Cookies
...yes, exams suck. what a depressing chapter, haha.

Author's Response: Only in response to Naruto fanfiction can someone say 'depressing' and 'haha' in the same sentence XD


Name: silverwolf1213 (Signed) · Date: 06/06/11 - 03:53 am · For: Exam Cookies
Oops... I already started crying. *tears streaming down face* Wah!

Okay, I am good now. So normally, when I read this story, I am always left wondering what happened. For this particular chapter however, I... understood what was going on. *Gasp* I have read so much of your work that I have finally learned how to interpret it. *Gasp again* Nah, maybe it was just the fact that I can relate to it. Exams are in three days for me. *Gasps for a third time*

Wonderful chapter, I liked this one. It made me want some cookies. Cookies area always nice to have before exams.

Author's Response: It seems that this chapter took your breath away (in reference to all the gaspinations) Glad that you can semi understand me now (I don't even always understand me...)rnrnI feel like exams are a menace to society. Teachers complain for months about having to write and mark them, students complain, parents get to sit there and laugh.... no one likes them. I feel like we should abolish exams and just have a party or something for that awful week of doom.rnrnBut alas, I know this to be impossible... thanks for the review Urufu chan


Name: Konan (Signed) · Date: 01/06/11 - 03:01 pm · For: Itachi's Salon Takeover
Awesome!!!! As always! Haha, I don't feel bad for Sakura at all. Pain's little pop-in was funny. :)

Author's Response: As always, I enjoy torturing ninjas for comic relief. Glad it worked again ^-^


Name: Fantasy Madeline (Signed) · Date: 30/05/11 - 05:50 pm · For: Itachi's Salon Takeover
I LOVE Pein randomly popping up. Like a could see him pop up with a crazed looked on his face, and then sort of ducks down and disapears. It was so great, it added touch and flair to the whole thing. I gotta love Kakashi reading too. The whole thing was just great. =D

Author's Response: Sometime I feel like these stories are like making popcorn. Popopop!! One of these days, I'm going to seriously burn that book of Kakashi's....


Name: Konan (Signed) · Date: 29/05/11 - 08:19 pm · For: Ninjas, Cell Phones, and Homework Interuptions
Your stories are sooo hilarious!! XD Poor Haku. Lol

Author's Response: Haha, yes, thank you ^-^


Name: Konan (Signed) · Date: 29/05/11 - 08:14 pm · For: Self Conscious Ninja Diets
Lmao! My sisters think I'm weird that I'm laughing so hard while reading on the computer. Haha, I loved it when Choji was like, 'I gave up a while ago'.

Author's Response: I think having people give you odd looks is just a fun little bonus to reading crack fics ^-^


Name: Konan (Signed) · Date: 29/05/11 - 08:07 pm · For: How to Eat an Apple
=D Orochimaru's entrance was funny. Haha! Your stories are so hilarious!! Amazing!!

Author's Response: Thank you! I guess Orochimaru is just the sort of person/humanoid to always make an entrance eh?


Name: Konan (Signed) · Date: 29/05/11 - 08:00 pm · For: Sasuke's Birthday
Hahahahaha, hilarious!! So Sasuke. Haku's reaction was funny. This story left me grinning. Thanks for the laugh!! Awesome!

Author's Response: Thank YOU for the review! I give you virtual cookies ^-^rnSasuke and Haku are sooo fun to torment... heee *thinks up evil things to put in their hair*


Name: silverwolf1213 (Signed) · Date: 29/05/11 - 05:33 pm · For: Itachi's Salon Takeover
What else can I possibly say except:

=D

Hmm, yeah, that pretty much sums up the humor of your story and how much I enjoy it.

Author's Response: At first I kept reading that as "equals 'd' " and then I realized it was a smiley face. *Smacks head* Lol, fail moment Glomp. Thank you


Name: silverwolf1213 (Signed) · Date: 24/04/11 - 08:24 am · For: Pet Gaara
????????????

Uh.... Well, I did like the beginning. Very interesting. Fantasy Madeline's idea was very good, and your writing was extremely fitting for this idea. And then you passed out from exhaustion.... But even through your randomness and exhaustion, you still managed to make me smile with your writing. That's all that matters, in my opinion at least. Great job with this, and I hope you are having a good amount of sleep!

Author's Response: Up and awake now, might do a re-write for awake-ness ^-^rnThanks for the review!rnrnFantasy Madiline had told me she had 'a dream where Gaara went to the chunin exams in a leash'. It sort of blossomed into a man eating plant from there


Name: Fantasy Madeline (Signed) · Date: 10/04/11 - 02:50 pm · For: Sasuke's Birthday
That would be so cool!

Author's Response: ^-^ I'll get right on that Madame!


Name: Fantasy Madeline (Signed) · Date: 10/04/11 - 07:35 am · For: Ninja Snakes On A Plane
Ahhhh...you mentioned me.....thanks.....

I am going on a plane in two weeks, no joke. I will definately remember this. Love Kakashi in this fic. You need someone sane when you have that many freaks. =)

Please update because I love crazy randomness and Orochimaru!

(i had the weirdest dream the other day about temari and kankuro bringing gaara to the chunin exams on a leash. Am I crazy?)

Author's Response: Want me to write the next one off your dream Madame Madeline? ^-^


Name: silverwolf1213 (Signed) · Date: 10/04/11 - 05:11 am · For: Ninja Snakes On A Plane
Aww! You didn't have to thank me. I review what I believe is good, and your writing is just awesome. And don't worry about joining my site. I'm flattered that you would want to though :) You'll be a member in spirit!

Anyways, I just really find this story to be hilarious. It always gets my spirits up because it makes me so happy and always brings a smile to my face. Keep up the great work, you're a great author with a lot of talent for comedy.

Author's Response: Awwwww!!!! Your so sweet! (and modest!) GIAGANTIC GLOMP OF GLOMPATUDE!!!! (Me: what does that mean? Me: I don't know! Me: Stop talking guys, I'm trying to focus!! Me: fine! Dad: Why are you yelling in there Glomp!? Is everything all right? Me: -_-''') Urufu chan, thank you.rnrnAnd you DEFINITELY deserve the mention. ^-^


Name: silverwolf1213 (Signed) · Date: 05/04/11 - 06:33 pm · For: Carpools.. Groan
Random... funny... some more randomness.

Gosh, I really love your writings. They make me smile, despite the randomness. I love everything you post!

Author's Response: Thankthankthankthankthathathathathankkkkkkkkk-k-k-k--k-kkkkkk y-y-yy-y-y-y-youooooooooo. (Looks at what I just typed... wtf?) Oh! And Urufu-chan, my computer is being glitchy and not allowing me to join your website.... I also can't read the words on the site, but the wolf and fan picks are epic!!! (-_-''' yah, sorry....)


Name: Fantasy Madeline (Signed) · Date: 05/04/11 - 05:20 pm · For: Carpools.. Groan
..what just happened? I don't know, yet it was funny. I'm not sure what I just read, but good job anyways! Please update soon, I love this funny random fic!

Author's Response: Um... you know, I don't really know either... my brain has allergies? Um... probably not since that makes about as much sense as giving Naruto a drivers license.


Name: Fire_and_Ice (Signed) · Date: 29/03/11 - 04:11 pm · For: Ninjas, Cell Phones, and Homework Interuptions
Woah. That was... interesting... And completely random... I love your writing style! :)

Author's Response: Aw, thank you.


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