TONFA
The Original Naruto Fanfic Archive

Main Categories

Het Romance [1092]
Any Naruto fanfiction with the main plot orientating around different sex couples.
Alternate Universe & Crossovers [651]
Where cast of the Naruto Universe are inserted into an alternate universe.
Essays & Tutorials [17]
An area to submit intelligent essays debating topics about the Naruto Universe and writing tutorial submissions.
 
General Fiction [1739]
Any Naruto fanfiction focused without romantic orientation, on a canon character in the current Naruto Universe.
OC-centric [865]
Any Naruto fanfic that has the major inclusion of a fan-made character.
Non-Naruto Fiction [291]
Self-evident
 
Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance [1575]
Any Naruto fanfiction with the main plot orientating around male same sex couples.
MadFic [194]
Any fic with no real plot and humor based. Doesn't require correct spelling, paragraphing or punctuation but it's a very good idea.
 
Shojo-ai/Yuri Romance [106]
Any Naruto fanfiction with the main plot orientating around female same sex couples.
Fan Ninja Bingo Book [125]
An area to store fanfic information, such as bios, maps, political histories. No stories.
 
 

Site Info

Members: 11985
Series: 261
Stories: 5884
Chapters: 25418
Word count: 47689150
Authors: 2162
Reviews: 40828
Reviewers: 1750
Newest Member: Redxkenny
Challenges: 255
Challengers: 193
 


Genres: Parody
Other Results: 8 Series



Stories

Title: High Maintenance Woman by A Vampires Butterfly
Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Lee gets find himself in love with the prettiest girl he has ever met in his life. He is head over heels for the girl. But, he's just a maintenance guy and a high maintenance woman, never falls for the maintenance man
Category: Het Romance > Top Six Pairs
Characters: Gaara, Sakura Haruno, Rock Lee
Genres: Angst, Drama, General, Parody, Romance
Warnings: AU
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1497 | Read count: 2467 [Report This]
Published: 09/07/07 | Updated: 09/07/07


Title: The Incredible Shino by PhoenixClaw
Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Ever wonder what would happen if Shino became really, REALLY angry? Well look no further! (Heh, poor Kiba...)
Category: Orphan
Characters: Shino Aburame, Hinata Hyuuga, Kiba Inuzuka
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2813 | Read count: 1854 [Report This]
Published: 08/07/07 | Updated: 08/07/07


Title: United Narutards by Bird_Guy
Rated: 18 Liked [Reviews - 4]
Summary: What cazy things will stir up in the good old UN! Find out inside! Lots of love! Lots unfunny stuff and other random things!
Category: Het Romance > Top Six Pairs, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance, Het Romance > Top Six Pairs > Kiba and Hinata, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto
Characters: Shino Aburame, Chouji Akimichi, Deidara, Gaara, Sakura Haruno, Kakashi Hatake, Kisame Hoshigaki, Hinata Hyuuga, Neji Hyuuga, Kiba Inuzuka, Jiraiya, Maito Gai, Anko Mitarashi, Shikamaru Nara, Orochimaru, Rock Lee, Sai, Asuma Sarutobi, Temari, Tenten, Tobi
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Humor, Parody, Romance
Warnings: AU, OOC, Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: No | Word count: 2055 | Read count: 816 [Report This]
Published: 03/07/07 | Updated: 03/07/07


Title: I Can't Believe It by PhoenixClaw
Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 1]
Summary: While at the grocery store, Naruto just can't bring himself to believe it. Can Sasuke help the confused ninja understand such a mysterious predicament? Also, whats up with Itachi, Kisame and a pair of lobsters? Read and be amused! [Super Short Crack Fic!]
Category: Orphan
Characters: Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto Uzumaki
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1222 | Read count: 2008 [Report This]
Published: 30/06/07 | Updated: 30/06/07


Title: Who wants to be a millionaire! by Artemiy
Rated: U Liked [Reviews - 5]
Summary: This is a quiz show you might've seen on TV where one has to pass 15 questions by choosing one of four answers given. There's no preliminary, because YOU choose who will host and participiate the game! You are also very welcome to post specific questions you want the player to answer! A sample game is in the first chapter, so even if you haven't seen the game you'll get the hang of it ^^'

Please if you choose an OC, give me his/her description ^^

WARNING: Very Random! I mean, really Very Random!!! Can be some OOC since I have little experience in Naruto fics yet...
Category: General Fiction
Characters: None
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: OOC
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: No | Word count: 1435 | Read count: 2285 [Report This]
Published: 22/06/07 | Updated: 23/06/07


Title: Girlfriend by RamenFox
Rated: PG Liked [Reviews - 15]
Summary: I was watching a SasuNaru AMV with the girlfriend song and I was like....OMG!! I MUST MAKE A FANFIC ABOUT THIS!!! So I watched the real music video of the song and changed it to Sasuke and Naruto. so the poor girlfriend is Sakura, the boy is Sasuke and the girl that hates his girlfriend is Naruto. ^_^ This is just like the AMV...sort of...so this is AU and crap. It's not that good either, so sorry.

Warning: This fic has a lot of Sakura bashing.
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto
Characters: Sakura Haruno, Kiba Inuzuka, Shikamaru Nara, Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto Uzumaki
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: AU, Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 1414 | Read count: 2183 [Report This]
Published: 20/06/07 | Updated: 20/06/07


Title: Blasting Off Again! by Nikki_Yaoi
Rated: 15 Round robin Liked [Reviews - 6]
Summary: As if their TV being broken wasn't bad enough, what's even worse is that Orochimaru had been plotting. Now, stuck in the world of...pokemon...WAIT! Pokemon?! They have to catch them all to get out...if they can get through it without killing eachother in the process.

An Akatsuki Humor Fic

Co-Written by Oni_Chan
Category: Het Romance > Top Six Pairs, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance
Characters: Deidara, Hidan, Kisame Hoshigaki, Orochimaru, Tobi, Itachi Uchiha, Kabuto Yakushi
Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor, Parody, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: Blasting Off Again
Chapters: 2 | Completed: No | Word count: 2084 | Read count: 3082 [Report This]
Published: 15/06/07 | Updated: 15/06/07


Title: Just Another Day by PhoenixClaw
Rated: R18 Liked [Reviews - 8]
Summary: When an unknown force strikes the village of Konaha, only Hinata is left with her sanity intact. Can one little Hyuuga save the day, or will everything fall victim to a demon's revenge? Uchiha family bonding, blood splattered Gaara Claus and so much more.
Category: Het Romance > Top Six Pairs > Naruto and Hinata
Characters: Hinata Hyuuga
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 | Completed: No | Word count: 22750 | Read count: 2149 [Report This]
Published: 10/06/07 | Updated: 10/06/07


Title: Of Uchihas and Ponies by PhoenixClaw
Rated: 12/12A Liked [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Remember that time you got stuck in a tree, almost starved to death, were driven half mad by the constant bickering of fan girls and couldn't see a way out in which you actually got to keep your pants on? No? Well, Sasuke does. [Total CRACK fic! Woot!]
Category: Orphan
Characters: Sakura Haruno, Sasuke Uchiha, Ino Yamanaka
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2529 | Read count: 1403 [Report This]
Published: 10/06/07 | Updated: 10/06/07


Title: Emo Boys by Kazzy
Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 8]
Summary: A 'Mean Girls' parody. High school's hard, especially if you've never been to public school before. Lucky for you, some nice, well-mannered boys in black are here to help you out.
Category: General Fiction
Characters: None
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: No | Word count: 6033 | Read count: 2015 [Report This]
Published: 10/06/07 | Updated: 10/06/07


Title: The Pains of Peanut Butter by PhoenixClaw
Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 2]
Summary: When Team Gai takes a vacation, things quickly get out of hand when Rock Lee finds himself pitted against a rather unusual opponent. Can the youthful green clad shinobi overcome this terror in the cupboard, or will he succumb to a most jarring experience?
Category: Orphan
Characters: Neji Hyuuga, Maito Gai, Rock Lee, Tenten
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 8904 | Read count: 3471 [Report This]
Published: 10/06/07 | Updated: 10/06/07


Title: OOC Theater by Kazzy
Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 17]
Summary: Showtunes can be a dangerous weapon if used correctly. Luckily the Naruto cast is trained specifically on the art of Broadway and strangeness.
Category: General Fiction
Characters: None
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 10 | Completed: No | Word count: 7913 | Read count: 10505 [Report This]
Published: 10/06/07 | Updated: 10/06/07


Title: Sleep Deprivation by Lances
Rated: R18 Liked [Reviews - 9]
Summary: ItaDei. Itachi hasn't slept in nearly 40 hours. Tired and gloomy, he ends up sharing the same hot bath with Deidara, Kisame and Tobi. Their company is sheer torture... until Deidara decides to act in an unexpexted way, saving his day.
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance
Characters: Deidara, Kisame Hoshigaki, Tobi, Itachi Uchiha
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 2602 | Read count: 909 [Report This]
Published: 09/06/07 | Updated: 09/06/07


Title: 25 Horrible Days by siyu
Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Hyuuga Hinata the Heir to the Hyuuga Clan, and wife of Gaara. Is about to expiernce the 25 terrible days that awaits her, before Christmas. GaaraHinata It's rated M because of the language, and because they're slightly perverted, and suggest things.
Category: Orphan
Characters: Shino Aburame, Deidara, Gaara, Sakura Haruno, Kakashi Hatake, Hidan, Kisame Hoshigaki, Hinata Hyuuga, Neji Hyuuga, Kiba Inuzuka, Maito Gai, Shikamaru Nara, Orochimaru, Rock Lee, Sai, Temari, Tenten, Tobi, Itachi Uchiha, Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto Uzumaki
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 | Completed: No | Word count: 7829 | Read count: 5096 [Report This]
Published: 07/06/07 | Updated: 07/06/07


Title: Naruto's Rocky Horror Picture Show by Hope4love
Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 2]
Summary: This is part of a challenge I decide to take on, since I'm a fan of the movie. Be warned that I'm doing half of this by memory.





Character list:





Janet- Hinata





Brad- Naruto





Riff Raff- Shikamaru





Narrator- Iruka





Magenta- Ino





Frank- Orochimaru





Columbia- Sakura





Rocky- Sasuke





Eddie: Chouji





Dr. Scott- Jiraiya



Category: Alternate Universe & Crossovers, Het Romance > Top Six Pairs, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance
Characters: Chouji Akimichi, Sakura Haruno, Hinata Hyuuga, Jiraiya, Shikamaru Nara, Orochimaru, Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto Uzumaki, Ino Yamanaka
Genres: Angst, Drama, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Parody, Romance, Sci-Fi, Supernatural, Tragedy
Warnings: None
Challenges: Naruto Horror Picture Show,
Challenge: Naruto Horror Picture Show,
Series: None
Chapters: 2 | Completed: No | Word count: 1766 | Read count: 2336 [Report This]
Published: 08/05/07 | Updated: 09/05/07


Title: Together by Nikki_Yaoi
Rated: 18 [Reviews - 0]
Summary: One-shots with mine and Cooksie_Crew's characters. (Might take requests for your own characters later xP)


So Far: ToraxItachi, SerraxKotori, NikkixSasuke


Yaoi, Yuri, and Het.


Characters: Tora, Chijou, Nikki, Kelsea, Chi, Jessica, Cameron, Anei, Seiki, Serra, Kotori, Kisho, Megumi, Yasuo
Category: Het Romance > Top Six Pairs, Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance, Shojo-ai/Yuri Romance, OC-centric
Characters: Shino Aburame, Chouji Akimichi, Deidara, Gaara, Haku, Sakura Haruno, Kakashi Hatake, Hidan, Kisame Hoshigaki, Hinata Hyuuga, Neji Hyuuga, Kiba Inuzuka, Jiraiya, Konohamaru Sarutobi, Maito Gai, Anko Mitarashi, Zabuza, Shikamaru Nara, Orochimaru, Rin, Rock Lee, Sai
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Fantasy, General, Graphic lemon, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Parody, Romance, Sci-Fi, Spiritual, Supernatural, Tragedy
Warnings: AU, Dark, Death, OOC, Yaoi
Challenge: None
Series: As Sweet as Sugar
Chapters: 3 | Completed: No | Word count: 1033 | Read count: 1539 [Report This]
Published: 14/02/07 | Updated: 11/03/07


Title: A SasuNaru Fanfiction by Zephyras
Rated: 15 Liked [Reviews - 33]
Summary: Annoyed at cliche SasuNaru fics? Well, you're in good company and this fic is just the one for you. Basically, I make fun of bad SasuNaru fics. Very amusing.
Category: Shonen-ai/Yaoi Romance > Top Pairings > Sasuke and Naruto
Characters: Naruto Uzumaki, Sasuke Uchiha
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 | Completed: Yes | Word count: 645 | Read count: 19839 [Report This]
Published: 16/12/06 | Updated: 16/12/06


Title: Defiling Children's Songs, Naruto-style! by ladygizarme
Rated: 18 [Reviews - 0]
Summary: A series of Naruto-parodied kids' songs, featuring different themes. New theme per song! (rated for certain themes - not all are sexual)



Up now: 1. Shino Had Some Little Bugs, 2. Hush My Otouto, a bit of drabbley-ficcage in 3. So Near, Yet So Far (Naruto sings the parody!), and 4. Faraway Sasuke - the requested shounen-ai version of song 3!
Category: MadFic > Parody
Characters: None
Genres: Parody
Warnings: None
Challenge: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 | Completed: No | Word count: 2465 | Read count: 1404 [Report This]
Published: 03/08/06 | Updated: 03/08/06