Well, take one very determined Gaara, some baking ingredients and the most lovey-dovey day of the year and you will most obviously get this:

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A cute little ficlet made by yours truly, Rouge.

This is for all of you who need just a little more laughter or sweetness right now. Like they say 'Cheer Up Emo Kid!'

Konoha City, Japan. A City divided between those who have achieved fame and glory, those who are lowly and considered scum, and those who are simply passing by. Come and see as two boys, from both sides of the perpetual coin, meet, greet and fall for each other in their best friend's schemes to get them to acknowledge their feelings.

Read Inside for extra notes.

So, apparently Sasuke wants Naruto but he doesn't, or does he? And where does Sakura and her shot gun fit in this? May be a short little one-shot but look inside to see if Naruto gets a bullet in the ass or the exact place where is female comrade is aiming.

So, it seems that the time has arrived for the Uchiha Sasuke Fangirls to search for a new target, but whom among the towns shinobi should they pick to shower with their unwanted attention? Oh wait, perhaps none of them! Perhaps a young, new Kazekage will grab their attention, or rather, they'll try to grab his.

This Is A Response To A Challenge And A OneSHot